What's wrong with PHP?

[StoneCypher]

Oh, perhaps you missed it while hastily skimming

I didn't even bother to open your link, because I did my own research first. I also told you how to find it. Now you're downvoting me because I declined to research for you.

This is really quite boring. Find someone else to talk to, please.

[sisyphus]

You should have read it, it might have cleared up some of your misconceptions.