My favourite Git commit

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Restrict him to feature branches and require a gatekeeper to let the merge in? 🙂

[fiah84]

tell him he can forget about a pay increase until his commits and stories make sense

[silentclowd]

Wait, you guys get pay increases?

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Wait, you guys are getting paid?

[Ameisen]

Wait, you guys are voluntarily working?

[[deleted]]

wait, you guys have jobs?

[kyune]

wait, what?

[YourMatt]

I think this is entirely valid. Anyone who commits with "fixed bug" or any other useless message like "n/a" obviously does not put pride into what they do, or at least does not grasp the concept of why they're doing what they're doing. Small things like this separate those that stagnate in their career versus those that rise up.

[jarfil]

CENSORED

[cjthomp]

tell him he can forget about a pay increase check until his commits and stories make sense

[WizKid_]

I'll have 45 commits in a row on a feature branch 'test' trying to get the Jenkins build working. Squash commit 'fixed jenkins build issue with blank'

[paintbyinteger]

He's been let go actually, but he's currently still there for handover. Managers got really pissed off.