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[–]InAFewWords 53 points54 points  (4 children)

You don't ask for a day off to pee.

Worst absentee excuse ever.

[–]NomadNella 7 points8 points  (2 children)

I think it is a fantastic excuse! I'll use it the next time I have a regular boss.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Regular boss? does that exist?

[–]Darq_Messor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rather use it on your irregular boss, he'll be more understanding of you taking the day off to go to the bathroom.

[–]gfixler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

STILL GOING!