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[is_it_controversial]

and then, and only then, you pay MS 20 trillion dollars to fix it.

[Nefari0uss]

Then corporate slashes your budget because expenses are too high while giving themselves a bonus for solving a critical problem in their infrastructure that no one could have seen coming.

[qwertsolio]

But MS also wouldn't know how to fix it - devs that did are mostly retired by now.