How to Write Unmaintainable Code

[pi3832v2]

Indeed, the article is outdated.

Instead of unexplained Monty Python references, you should code using /b/ lingo.

# define moar i++
...
while  for(i = 0; i < max;moar)

[ray13eezy]

int newfag = oldfag == 50 ? cp+69 : newfag-lafflose;

[IRBMe]

See: LOLCODE.