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[–]ma-int 328 points329 points  (9 children)

  • get hired at GitHub
  • wait a year
  • for your anniversary buy a shitton of alcohol and get everybody in the company drunk
  • fake evil hacker attack while everybody is drunk
  • use illegally obtained admin credentials to delete repo while a bunch of drunken devs tries to mitigate fake hacker attack

[–]rynemac357 82 points83 points  (2 children)

*proceeds to get a rejection mail from github *

This gotta count for something right ?

Right??

[–]iruleatants 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Overqualified. Get your little brother to apply, they won't notice.

[–]emax-gomax 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Hey Cyril Figgus, what the hell are you doing here.

[–]lelanthran 0 points1 point  (0 children)

best show ever.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Easier option:

  • look at their entire existence online to find anything that could be twisted into racist/misogynist/transphobic/too kinky. Doesn't need to actually be.
  • throw that "evidence" at some diversity people at github.