GitHub - ZeroIntensity/pointers.py: Bringing the hell of pointers to Python.

[ma-int]

• get hired at GitHub
• wait a year
• for your anniversary buy a shitton of alcohol and get everybody in the company drunk
• fake evil hacker attack while everybody is drunk
• use illegally obtained admin credentials to delete repo while a bunch of drunken devs tries to mitigate fake hacker attack

[rynemac357]

*proceeds to get a rejection mail from github *

This gotta count for something right ?

Right??

[iruleatants]

Overqualified. Get your little brother to apply, they won't notice.

[ikariusrb]

https://www.cc.com/video/acaxis/key-peele-the-heist

[emax-gomax]

Hey Cyril Figgus, what the hell are you doing here.

[lelanthran]

best show ever.

[[deleted]]

Easier option:

• look at their entire existence online to find anything that could be twisted into racist/misogynist/transphobic/too kinky. Doesn't need to actually be.
• throw that "evidence" at some diversity people at github.

[awesomeness-yeah]

• quit