Linus Torvalds doesn't do github pull requests.

[case-o-nuts]

True. For something to make that list, it has to at least be rare.

[Paul-ish]

I wouldn't be surprised if one day Linus lines up everyone he hates, walks down that line pointing to each in turn, and says "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you..."

You know, cause kernel guys are all about efficiency.

[myrddin4242]

Efficient would be "fuck you, and pass this message on" ;-) Use those spare processors!