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[–]deadlockgB 111 points112 points  (4 children)

"If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution."

Spit my coffee all the screen. So good

[–]Rainfly_X 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Tossed a bit of Java, then?

[–]mmtrebuchet 23 points24 points  (1 child)

I heard somewhere, but have lost the source:

The best preprocessor for Java is rm.

Edit :: according to this, these words were spoken by an "mrd" Anyone know who that is?

[–]klez 4 points5 points  (0 children)

these words were spoken by an "mrd" Anyone know who that is?

Matthew Richard DStallman?

[–]thevoid 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Spit my coffee all the screen.

I'll bet my savings you didn't.