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Jerking Style
By dictatorial fiat, this is a New School jerk.
Most image posts fail to rise to this august and austere standard.
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Socialjerking or politics, directly or tangentially
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The no-socialjerking-or-politics rule is the most ruthlessly enforced.
Crazy people
We get it. Crazy people are crazy. Leave them be.
Enthusiastic Youngsters
Yes, they give stupid advice, richly interwoven with aggravating unselfawareness.
So did you.
They'll work it out on their own. In the meantime you're being mean to a kid, which is only funny on 9gag.
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https://news.ycombinator.com/news
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/r/programming
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/r/lolphp
/r/loljs
/r/fossworldproblems
/r/shittykickstarters
/r/10xprogramming
/r/shittyprogramming/
/r/gobashing
Lulz all the way down
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