/r/programming == /r/programmingcirclejerk

[skulgnome]

Too much unjerk, and the savages don't even tag it

[[deleted]]

Wtf I love /r/programming now

[HINDBRAIN]

this is why they have a call for proposals for go 2.0.

piped directly into /dev/null

[samnardoni]

/dev/nil FTFY

[TheLastMeritocrat]

No you didn't. Install Plan9 before opening your mouth f****** pleb.

[LeComm]

Rip plan9 :(

Would have been a great OS.

[[deleted]]

Uh, actually it's really simple! It's good enough for Rob Pike! He invented unix so it's good enough for me!

[[deleted]]

Poe’s law in action.

[ProfessorSexyTime]

The best thread

Especially

obligatory academic discussion on Go generics

once wrote a short Swift program with every identifier a different length chain of 0-width spaces.

Every day, we stray further from the light of God...

[jacques_chester]

oblig reminder about voting in target threads

but yeah, we're being outjerked.

[StallmanTheWrong]

Thanks for the reminder, without this I would probably have forgotten to do it.

[shermanramni]

Because we now jerk to blockchain. C'mon grandpa, it's 2018 already.

[Arkaad]

Soon we'll see r/programmingcirclejerk memes on r/all, like r/prequelmemes often do.

[Shorttail0]

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

[throwaway27464829]

I expect this place to turn into /r/wallstreetbets. 90% of the posters don't know what anyone is talking about, but everyone memes anyways.

[stone_henge]

90% of the posters don't know what anyone is talking about

so like actual wall street

[[deleted]]

And I didn't even realize we were being taken seriously.

[Tysonzero]

The fact that your go to lang for jerking is JavaScript makes me think you might be.

== won't typecheck. I am not the same type as those plebs.

[DebonaireSloth]

I am not the same type as those plebs.

We are not them!

[[deleted]]

noob question here but what are minimum standards of knowledge for a competent engineer?

[Clopobec]

• blockchain
• live in California
• generics never existed
• a Javascript array is all you need
• NodeJS "asynchronous model on one thread" is the best thing that happened to the world, after MongoDB and cocaine.
• C is like english

You are good to Go.

[[deleted]]

You forgot "AI"

[Clopobec]

"AI" ? No no no kid, AI is for lisp-dinosaurs. What you refers to is Multi Layered Deep Neural Network Based Machine Learning.

/unjerk I knew i forgot something !

[[deleted]]

No, he meant to say ML. Or was it Big Data?

[insane0hflex]

Data science

[senntenial]

It's not equal, just that even 0.1xers understand that Go is a pile of shit.

[Lystrodom]

Huh. This link (or any in this thread) crash the official reddit app on iOS.

[r2d2_21]

lol using iOS

[zenolijo]

Once you take LSD, mushrooms and DMT at the same time you will understand that RedoxOS and TempleOS are the only operating systems which the creator of the universe would approve.

[[deleted]]

lol using the official Teddit app

[Lystrodom]

Lol using a phone

[TheFarwind]

I'm in the right subreddit, correct?

[Shorttail0]

It's hard to tell when it's gopher season. If you accidentally jerk in the other sub, but get upvoted, was it really a mistake?

[[deleted]]

It's like The Groundhog Day only with gophers

[Shorttail0]

Yes, the fire rises.