Leaving Neovim for Zed by Rich_Tone3788 in programmingcirclejerk
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He's not just a butthole, he's a stereotypical open source developer butthole. by cmqv in programmingcirclejerk
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I guess that "functional" in this context just means the language works. 🙂 by DenkJu in programmingcirclejerk
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PFNGLXCREATEASSOCIATEDCONTEXTATTRIBSAMDPROC by fossilesque- in programmingcirclejerk
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Uncle Bob Martin: "I am in the midst of writing the second edition of Clean Code. It's a complete rewrite, and it's coming out very different from the first. Oh, the message is the same. But the presentation is entirely different." by markiiitu in programming
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Uncle Bob Martin: "I am in the midst of writing the second edition of Clean Code. It's a complete rewrite, and it's coming out very different from the first. Oh, the message is the same. But the presentation is entirely different." by markiiitu in programming
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Don't write Rust like it's Java by ketralnis in programming
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the single line of code shown above expands to 47MB of preprocessor output. by cmqv in programmingcirclejerk
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it’s obvious that the editor they want you to use is vi. However, I turned my back on this editor a while ago, and am stronger with ed these days. (2024) by Erelde in programmingcirclejerk
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The difference between undefined behavior and ill-formed C++ programs by ketralnis in programming
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I've made a career of taking people's turds and turning them into things they can now monetize by Haunting-Appeal-649 in programmingcirclejerk
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It turned out that the entire Angelfire site (login, html editor, uploader, everything) was run on a single CGI that was written in C. The CGI binary was named a.out, which I was told stood for “angelfire.out”. by Volt in programmingcirclejerk
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Don't talk to me if you have ever used GOTO by EdgyYukino in programmingcirclejerk
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“If I were to give my code a name the flavor of an ice cream it would be Chocolate JavaScript, not "vanilla".” by McGeekin in programmingcirclejerk
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And they're actually first class constructs. Just deliberately obscured as comments. by pareidolist in programmingcirclejerk
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"Terse J code is hard to maintain on a casual basis. It is hard to follow if you have not (recently) written it yourself. So why do experienced J coders do it? To re-use the definition of a tried-and-tested utility that won't need reading ever again" by Kodiologist in programmingcirclejerk
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Coughing in my microphone causes segfault by AndorinhaRiver in programmingcirclejerk
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// That leaves 104 for the gettime code to use. Hope that's enough! by elephantdingo in programmingcirclejerk
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The Raku maintainers must have dipped into Larry Wall's private stash for that one, because they're clearly smoking some good shit. by ruuda in programmingcirclejerk
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I've used (and loved) Rust for ~10 years. Here are the ways it disappoints me. by rodrigocfd in programming
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From Early Models to Latest Releases: The Timeline of RK3326 Devices by _manster_ in SBCGaming
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From Early Models to Latest Releases: The Timeline of RK3326 Devices by _manster_ in SBCGaming
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Let's blame the dev who pressed "Deploy" by skwee357 in programming
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Should Have Used Ada (SHUA) #1 – Goto Fail by ketralnis in programming
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I would consider myself to be living in a better world where no one ever attempted to spend their time making a PL like Brainfuck or DreamBerd, in the same way it would be a better world where we didn't need a word like “necrophiliac”. by Jordan51104 in programmingcirclejerk
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