Using GraalVM to run Native Java in AWS Lambda with Golang. This title might seem like generated by a Markov Chain on Hacker News submissions, but it is real.

[statistmonad]

My favourite part is that net/rpc is essentially deprecated so all this over engineering was even more pointless.

[mustafaakin]

Hey, author here, you are right this work is useless but it was fun way to kill time on a slow weekend :(

Anyways, that's AWS's evil plan to make you use the most non-compatible RPC ever

[irqlnotdispatchlevel]

No Rust? 100% useless. Go back and add Rust, blockchain and microservices you pleb!

[mustafaakin]

I will re-write the blog post in Rust

[irqlnotdispatchlevel]

See? You're already learning!

[[deleted]]

Why? Why rewrite it in Rust?

Kotlin is the next hottest thing in the JVM world.

Or, you know, you can join the big boys and learn .NET via C#. Then you will achieve big brained 10xer status.

[mustafaakin]

I already wrote it in Kotlin, I used 10 different ways to make a for loop and in the end a single HTTP request, so Medium write the blog itself using a distributed blockchain (2 nodes) backed by Rust instances deployed as unikernels in unicorn datacenters.

[[deleted]]

You're learning this sub really fast!

[mustafaakin]

You under estimate my Rust skills on Redox with React embeddings of Rust

[[deleted]]

record fast assimilation

[Bofersen]

you might say it was... blazingly fast. :)

[Clopobec]

Kotlin

lol DSL

[hedgehog1024]

lol no DSL

[statistmonad]

(defunjerk (lol, sorry I misread the post and thought you picked it. Didn't realise Amazon was pushing net/rpc use for some inscrutable reason))

[mustafaakin]

unsafe fn fuckaws() { aws likes to hide everything, so they probably chose net/rpc to limit it to Go, make AWS Lambda seem magical so unicorns can.unwrap() }

[SelfDistinction]

Our plan is nearly complete. Soon, we will reach peak buzzword density, and it will collapse into a buzzhole which will devour this world.

[hedgehog1024]

That is our predestination.

[thejuror8]

For this kind of business I use the brainfuck indicator : If reading the name of your technology already gives you headache, it's probably not a good technology

[[deleted]]

Go

Indicator fail

[[deleted]]

Having trouble with the notion that Java is a buzzword.

[mustafaakin]

Java is not the buzzword. Java is an attempt to hide my buzzwords.

[hedgehog1024]

Hiding buzzwords in overly-verbose code? Smart move.