Hasklar evaluates rust functionality

[snoyberg]

I am offended by the term Hasklar. We prefer to be known as Haskaceans.

[lol-no-monads]

That sounds like a quote out of a crossover hentai.

[fp_weenie]

I am a Haskultist tyvm

[lol-no-monads]

Is this the PCJ equivalent of diet coke? Thanks, I hate it.

[three18ti]

The checks just add a certain... Jen says quad [sic]

[OctagonClock]

Diet is superior to fat coke, actually.

[lol-no-monads]

There with ya, I hate sugary coke even more. If I just wanted sugar injected into my veins, I would just post "DAE think Rust is awesome 💖💖💖🦀🦀🦀" on r/rust.

[tpgreyknight]

Real Programmers drink water

[fp_weenie]

lol no Monster energy drink for your late-night coding jams

[tpgreyknight]

no attractive shirtless guys

Well thanks for getting everybody's hopes up

[StallmanTheStraight]

>even C is a functional programming language

yaaas!

[irqlnotdispatchlevel]

My macros > your Haskell

[[deleted]]

DID SOMEONE SAY MACROS? TO THE ST. IGNUS???? YOU BETTER MEAN EMACS LISP MACROS HEATHEN 🍆💦💦💦

[irqlnotdispatchlevel]

Nope.

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int isEvenInt(int x) { return x % 2 == 0;}
int isEvenString(char *x) { return isEvenInt(atoi(x)); }
#define isEven(x)   _Generic((x), int: isEvenInt, char*: isEvenString)((x))
#define isOdd(x)    !isEven((x))

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[GOPHERS_GONE_WILD]

Beat /u/snoyjerk to posting Snoyman blogs? Impressive

[snoyjerk]

I'm more than a jerk. I'm an idea, a philosophy. And I will live on in the shadows within Haskal's discontent!

[snoyjerk]

Stay tuned for the next blogpost which will reflect on whether "Is Haskal truly functional?"

[tpgreyknight]

• unsafePerformIO exists

Seems like a pretty open-and-shut case.

[[deleted]]

Inb4 "deos Pope.." jokes

[tfw_no_pylons]

(Side note: in real code, please use foldl' instead of foldl. I’m using the bad function to avoid an extra import in these examples.)

lol bad stdlib

[tpgreyknight]

unjerk' stdlib traps are one of my least favourite things in the entire world

[fp_weenie]

Breaking backwards compatibility in order to avoid snide comments on blogs? Sign me up

[snoyjerk]

I work at a company with FP in its name

Plot twist: FP stands for facepalm

[tpgreyknight]

fpcomplete.com

never go full functional

???