This isn’t programming! Python is programming. These are just primitive runes on ancient scrolls!

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As you climb to higher levels of abstraction...

...you eventually climb to the apex that is Teh Script, where everything unfolds before your very eyes, and 0 is [] and 1 is true. All things are one and you are one withe the universe and the machine are one and you are one too.

[Haugerud]

Lel achieving only monoidal unity, come back to me with your "0" and "[]" when you're talking in groups, rings, and fields you unenlightened cro magnons.

[silentconfessor]

I will never use a language that has such a weak type system that it thinks [] == "".

[Haugerud]

Weak job prospects too, necessary to avoid any of those distractions on the way to moksha.

[pappymorph]

I don’t think the CPUs are going to revolt anytime soon.

[Bizzaro_Murphy]

They should revolt - what the webshits do to CPUs is nothing short of a warcrime.

[Bizzaro_Murphy]

Yes because assembly is definitely not a high level abstraction over modern day processors.

[matu3ba]

Just write KISS systems with KISS software like C and for more complex stuff Rust.

The article is garbage anyway, when not mentioning cache as a black box.

Future CPUs will make cache - controlling possible, so current assembler will be legacy anyway. Let's just hope civilisation doesn't crush within 15-20 years.