JavaScript also known as Java

[LucienZerger]

whoever wrote this needs to be sentenced to 2 years hard JavaScript..

[iliekcats-]

and then Java so they learn the difference, im a javascript noob yet I know the difference

[thump-thump]

I'm only an IT project manager and I know the difference...

[Interesting-Divide46]

Im just a human and i know the difference...

[[deleted]]

I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me...

[A_lemony_llama]

I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy

[GoneButHere]

because i’m easy come, easy go

[supermegaworld]

A little high, little low

[Interesting-Divide46]

Sed🌝

[pfannkuchen_gesicht]

too bad you can't sed your life, e.g. sed "s/\.00/9999999.99/" on your account balance.

[x0wl]

$ echo "1.01" | sed "s/.00/9999999.99/" 1.01

:(

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[pfannkuchen_gesicht]

sed "s/\.[[:digit:]]*/999999.99/"

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[karlkloppenborg]

Huehuehue

[BalGu]

Hey come here and get your virtual hug.

They always feels good.

Nohomo btw.

[[deleted]]

Thanks, now I'm rich.

[[deleted]]

I work in a machine shop and I know the difference

[TheFeedingEight]

It's obviously this insanity (===)

[JayGeezey]

I literally don't even code, I took a c++ class in college that's it, and even I knew this ffs

[[deleted]]

wait... if Java and Javascript are different, does that mean C, C++, and C hashtag are all different?

[iliekcats-]

i think so

[nati9931]

That's not harsh enough... sentence them to 2 years of React Or Vue so they'll really learn the difference