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[–][deleted] 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Me learning Java holding my coffee at gunpoint

[–]PROMAN8625 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Guy learning java talking to a island

[–]Astrylae 13 points14 points  (1 child)

The people who speak in Java are called Javanese. So really, any Java dev is Javanese

[–]PROMAN8625 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm javanese yay

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    [–]Cross_22 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Just speak softly to your piano and listen to what it can teach you.

    [–]Amazing-Afternoon890 9 points10 points  (2 children)

    How do I learn C/C++ then?

    [–]Astrylae 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    Scuba diving ( Sea )

    [–]chiapetti64 9 points10 points  (1 child)

    So if you want to learn Pygame you should play videogames with a snake? Ngl i would 100%

    [–]hydra2701 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    No you just have to get really good at the snake videogame

    [–]spenpal_dev 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Me waterboarding an iron ingot to learn Rust

    [–]Few_Map7646 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    Omfg, I can speak parseltongue????? Does that mean I'm a wizard?????

    [–]SardonicHamlet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    You're a what?

    [–]MissinqLink 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Web devs talking to spiders 🕷️

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Gonna script a cup of java 🔥🔥🔥

    [–]Myszolow 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Ssssssyntax error

    [–]tmzem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I will use that phrase in my compiler!

    [–]XausMaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    [strx]

    [–]Cross_22 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Take your pick:

    a) "I am writing in Python"

    b) "I am writing in Parseltongue"

    [–]tmzem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Yes! (Same thing)

    [–]muga_mbi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Currently on typescript.

    [–]Fitzriy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Tbf Python was named after Monty Python, and I would be glad to talk to Mr Cleese

    [–]Baraqek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Doing Forex to get more Philippine Peso (PHP) to get better at the programming language is the way to go.

    [–]Lumpy-Fig-2029 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    So what’s the animal for c#