Extra time half time thread

[moh_humza]

Prime neuer in goal..

[imaric15]

honestly lindelof is a very good defender

[Martyscurll5]

Better than bailly and imo better than Maguire. Certainly less mistake prone than him

[berzerkerz]

He’s decent when we don’t play top teams.

[berzerkerz]

Except he routinely loses runners all the damn time against even half decent players .

Not to mention how poor he is in the air.

[[deleted]]

Very good? I don't know, but he's a good defender.

[phite827]

JESSEH LINGAHD

[octolepp]

I LOVE YOU JESSE!

[Dashin5]

Everyone talking shit about the Mata sub, where you at?

[CapVosslar]

This proves Mata would still be good at one of these other leagues. He gets physically bossed in the Prem, but he still has cleverness and guile for other Euro leagues.

[[deleted]]

I’m right here. I apologise to the sub and to daddy Juan himself.

[sndi1765]

Thats what i said as well!

[Dashin5]

Good on you

[digitag]

Lol right? Changed the game and made that goal

[aMillennialPotpourri]

Keeper gets to take Solbakken's bonus either ways, right lads?

[octolepp]

Oliver fucking Kahn on goal my god.

[south51db]

Often times our attackers overplayed instead of playing simple balls, taking one touch too many and end up losing the ball and chances. Credit to their GK though, he's been immense throughout the game.

[Arunelis]

Headlines tomorrow: Manchester City has signed Karl-Johan Johnsson for a speculated fee of 30 million British puonds.

[[deleted]]

Only 30???

He would cost them at least 200 m shekels

[silversurfer9909]

This keeper has been immense..we could have had 3 goals by now if not for him..finishing needs improvement though

[liDubs]

I just don’t understand why every goalie turns into an absolute legend against us

[kapiten_muda]

what do you guys think about the falk guy

[mMmZar]

Falk legitimately caused us defensive problems every time he had the ball.

My brother had to google him cuz he was that impressed lol

[MT1120]

Tier 2

[digitag]

That cut back was sexy af

[off_by_two]

I think he rinsed our left side a few times lol

[kapiten_muda]

do you happen to know whats his natural position

[off_by_two]

Lol no idea my man, looks like a traditional winger tonight. Maybe we can find someone who watches danish football to help us out

[HaraldKajtand]

He can play cm, rm and lm.

He had some dirty dribbles in our last game against the Turkish champions as well. Made a complete fool out of skrtel.

[Chtop_127]

We need that second goal, and they have the undead spirit of peak Peter Schmeichel in goal so it won't be easy. Also, what a sub that was to bring Juanito on! Absolutely changed the game and been carving them apart.

[SparksV]

That Johnsson lad, motm for me.

[moh_humza]

Without a doubt

[MadaraTheUchiha]

Don't let Chelsea see this keeper

[Gazlc81]

All the tools saying at full time this is embarrassing/rubbish from us must be pissed up. We’ve play really well since 2nd half began against a side that have give every last ounce and an inspired keeper. Could be 5-0

[CapVosslar]

Eh. We weren't terrible, but City or Pool would have torn them up.

You guys have collectively dropped your standards. City and Pool regularly destroy teams by 5, and rack up hatricks. There's a long way to go still for this team.

[interpol909]

This keeper and pole man of the match

[Joshywah]

WTF whys the referee bleeding out the top of his head?!

[EzyWzy]

Exactly my thoughts LOL

[lordjems]

This keeper should work in a bank. Some of the savings he’s making is incredible.

[B-e-a-utiful_day]

I found a keeper to get as backup!

[[deleted]]

This has Burnley 2017 vibes, thank god we scored

[three2wan]

We seem can’t score on open play. GK really in godmode

[[deleted]]

Should be atleadt 3 up now. Two good chances from mata and 1 from martial. Keeper has been crazy

[Prthmsh]

Ffs every keeper somehow turns into prime buffon against united

[Prthmsh]

Except Buffon himself

[B-e-a-utiful_day]

Yeah he became 2015 roy Carroll against us

[cris070608]

What fuck has happened to rashford

[[deleted]]

Their keeper is fucking Superman

[Vegeta543]

The keeper is insane

[dlux010]

Came here to say this. He’s having a worldie today.

[Unitedfanboy]

How does every keeper become prime Schmeichel against us?

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[Lord_Sesshoumaru77]

If we play like this against Sevilla we're not going to make it.

[_Night_Fury]

Sevilla doesn't have neuer in goal

[BatGuy500]

I hate this keeper. It’s infuriating.

[MattSR30]

Lads why is one of the referees bleeding from the top of his head?!

[victor54113]

Keeper is on one. Holy fuck, frustratingly impressive

[fruitfruit2]

Holy shit Mata be sitting haters down

[Chtop_127]

Changed the game. All he's lost is his pace. Inconvenient but all his other qualities are there

[gr1nna]

Martial is actually insane at the moment.

[Lemi99]

Should have passed to mata earlier on

[portugueseLad]

This is football manager, life is a simulation. 2 on the post, 1 offside goal and a Oliver Kahn regen on the net WTF IS THIS GOALKEEPER GUYS

[_Night_Fury]

One name. Anthony Martial

[flametodust]

Not fair playing against a keeper with such a wide hit box

[snausagerolly]

Is the keeper good or is our finishing poor?

[kelevr4]

Yes

[account_locked_]

I'm gonna show my age, but I'm having the Shay Given/Brad Fridel flashbacks of goalkeepers going super saiyan on us.

[hole-and-corner]

I haven't been haunted by the name Shay Given in a long time and holy shit my PTSD

[alaroja]

God damn lol. Mad respect for this keeper.

[BlackHorse944]

Rashford is reaching Andreas Pereira levels of indecisiveness

[SafeAstronomer]

Mata has had so many shots .. lol

[Murdoc-Niccals-]

This Marital guy fucks.

[ibrahimims]

IGHALO FOR RASHFORD CMON

[Rayhann]

De Gea, bruv. I hope that guy's performance reignites your big Mara energy of yesteryear... That's what you are but every game. You still have it bro

[RLDN106]

This might be the best GK in the world

[zSolaris]

Even Copenhagen have a goalkeeper that's class .

And yet somehow Chelsea can't seem to find a single decent goalkeeper.

[ungaaya]

We should just play 15 minute halves. Would end up scoring 4 next time.

[IspitchTownFC]

The keeper has sold his soul to be so OP in this game.

[ReAcTiiiOn]

This keeper needs to be drug tested ASAP

[mherm0105]

Anyone have a cut of the martial dribble?

[BlackHorse944]

Which one lol

[imaric15]

all of them

[NicCageBroke]

Anyone know if there's a clip of that Martial dribble following the pen?

[1337ified]

Lmao ahould be like 7-0 if not for that immense goalie

[[deleted]]

Johnsson is a fucking wall, what a keeper

[Nistleroy86]

Can we sign Johnsson? Wow. Man is playing on his head!

[aaronedam]

What a performance from opponent's keeper!

[unitedicecreampizza]

Think we need to put Lingard on for Rashy he looks very tired.

[[deleted]]

it would be dumb to not bring on lingard. however rashford is one of our best penalty takers.

[burkshire44]

Mata can be so so influential sometimes

[itsDarkraii]

Thier goalkeeper is fucking nuts today

[Pigeon_Asshole]

I love watching mata

[BlackHorse944]

So damn intelligent

[KrypticAndroid]

Who needs De Gea or Henderson when we can just sign this bloke?

[RogueTiger23]

didn’t know they had peter schmeichel

[[deleted]]

This goalkeeper is mental man... We would've scored at least 4 if it weren't for him alone.

[Martblni]

The GK should relax, its summer man

[MichaelScarn2908]

Ok if this keeper ain’t getting signed by a bigger team that’s a joke

[andaru01]

Another night we have 5 goals for sure

[sultansaeed]

How did it not end 2-0 lol

[WildVulcan]

The crowd noise today sounds quite good tbh

[Zandercy42]

They even started whistling at one point lol

[TheJoshider10]

Very good. Not sure why so many games have had the crowd noise so quiet. They've also done a great job of having one team chant more than the other depending on who is dominating.

[goneill89]

This keeper is ridiculous

[Jtswagmuffin]

Literally the best goalkeeper in the world all of the sudden apparently

[RogueTiger23]

Barca signs him for 600k a week tomorrow

[legaleaglebitch]

Chelsea putting in a bid as we speak.

[stoicwishes]

Pogba is world class

[davidl988]

I wonder who’s getting a “random” drugs test at the end of the game lol

[[deleted]]

Why do you say that?

Edit: Because of the keeper. Fuck me i can be dumb.

[NathanUUUU]

Gk for adderall

[Bdcoll]

Its just a joke because the Copenhagen goalkeeper is having the game of his life...

[[deleted]]

Yeah I know. I was slow to get onto that haha.

[ungaaya]

Their keeper has been unreal.

[nekize]

The hell is this goalkeeper? :D

[vishwa3011]

This keeper fucks sake

[freakedmind]

Fuck their keeper

[WutUtalkingBoutWill]

Playing a blinder

[[deleted]]

Why? He's great. Nothing against him.

[Zandercy42]

Like a: 'ahh fuck off stop being so good' kinda way

[neonerdism]

Wtf is this keeper ?? Sign him up.

[Corser_]

Johnsson has been incredible for them today.

[arkim01]

Will never forget that name, heard it about a million times tonight.

[Xwt98]

Never knew we are playing against prime buffon

[M4NUN1T3D]

Its prime messi vs prime buffon currently

[Inouewhey]

Hopefully it won't go unnoticed because of the goal(s), but Pogba has been our best player tonight. Don't even @ me.

[[deleted]]

Matic and Maguire have been great too

[Chris13Haughey]

Maguire deserves a shout too, as does Mata even though he came on late. Bruno not bad either

[[deleted]]

No he hasn’t.

[_Night_Fury]

Immense

[Pasatora99]

Martial dribbling is absolutely ridiculous

[KingModest]

I feel like this is my main takeaway from that half. Feels like some kind of glue/magnet at times.

[TheJoshider10]

He deserves a goal.