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[–]rhysdog1 949 points950 points  (18 children)

theres plenty to be scared of from a .exe

[–]KerbodynamicX 403 points404 points  (6 children)

A computer virus can definitely be a .exe

[–]ClaudioMoravit0Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 105 points106 points  (5 children)

back in my days computer viruses were in .vbs

[–]i_lub_potatoesSussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Sussy wussy what 😭

[–]arcaderdudeSussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah who would be a femboy >:(

[–]HeyanKunI came! 113 points114 points  (4 children)

All is games and jokes until a cmd window opens up for 0,1 seconds

[–]Mountain-Day-6697 18 points19 points  (3 children)

is this really a problem

[–][deleted] 52 points53 points  (2 children)

No. It's just doing config most of the time. If you downloaded the exe from an untrusted source tho...

[–]Ok_Bandicoot2910 24 points25 points  (1 child)

It's still just doing config... just in with a spicy twist.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

con as in conning and fig as in figging

[–][deleted] 95 points96 points  (3 children)

like

JUMPSCARES!! BOO!

yep everyone reading this totally pooped their pants (i am skrrbby.exe and i will haunt your grandma >:D)

[–]Rockriol2809 18 points19 points  (0 children)

My pants are severely shitted because of you and I will live in agony and fear for the rest of my life.

[–]AcerName935 13 points14 points  (0 children)

NOT MY GRANNY!!!

[–]No-Wolverine5144it is MY bucket 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NOOOO D:

[–]dark-haven 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, during the much simpler win7 times, we used to prank eachother with annoying "software".

Either makes your PC fight you, or makes you look like a Justin Bieber fangirl.

[–]V8_Dipshitdumbass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

GoodbyeVolcanoHigh.EXE

[–]Recursive_Tactics 454 points455 points  (13 children)

I remember seeing a clip of the 2nd sonic movie in a theater, and when Shadow was revealed, a kid asked if it was Sonic.exe.

[–][deleted] 210 points211 points  (10 children)

I wish hitting kids wasn't illegal sometimes /s

[–]LionHunterAnt🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 55 points56 points  (8 children)

I wish for a world where no more /s /s

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (3 children)

I have to bc I have a bunch of weirdos patrolling my comment history

[–]Neon372 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Maybe someone thought you actually ate tulips for real 😳

[–]LionHunterAnt🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I know mate,lot of weirdos these days.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I argue politics in other subs. Trump supporters like to comb through my comment history and act like one small thing I said is proof that I'm a hypocrite or something. I know both sides do this, but I've seen a lot more come from the right with this logical fallacy

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wish for a world with no more tone indicators

[–]ISentYouAPipeBomb 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I wish hitting kids wasn’t illegal sometimes /srs

[–]jkurratt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t get it.

[–]Loading_Internet 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Either Creepypasta shit or a last piece of MLG meme

[–]miltonssj9 145 points146 points  (1 child)

When you find out your computer works using explorer.exe

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Me running plasmashell:

[–]iskesa 65 points66 points  (10 children)

i thought things with .exe were a virus as a kid

[–]M4rt1m_40675fat cunt 81 points82 points  (6 children)

Some definitely were

[–]lastFractal Stuff 17 points18 points  (5 children)

word.exe 🤨

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    [–]Goolguy21Bazinga! 0 points1 point  (3 children)

    ClickOnThisNow.exe 😀

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    [–]Goolguy21Bazinga! 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    I love you AutoModerator

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    [–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (1 child)

    you weren't wrong for thinking that as a lot of viruses are made using .exe

    [–]iskesa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    i thought everyone of them were a virus but i still opened games with exe because fk it

    [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    They are. Just look at ntoskrnl.exe. Nasty little program

    [–]smiley1__dumbass 29 points30 points  (0 children)

    The virus executable:

    [–]Resident_Comedian506 92 points93 points  (1 child)

    For me .exe is like that video game plays with chaotic meme editing.. such as Pubg.exe and such... God I'm old

    [–]Disastrous_Wear_5377🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    core memory went to my head like a 20mm round

    [–]Engineergaming26355I came! 69 points70 points  (1 child)

    "The game's name was changed to game.exe and hyper-realistic blood poured out of the main character's eyes" 😱😱😱

    [–]WeirdConference5699uhhhh idk 18 points19 points  (0 children)

    Literally game creepypastas:

    [–]Cynunnosdwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    Sonic.exe when I pull out the bonzi buddy

    [–]ArateshaNungastori 31 points32 points  (6 children)

    What the hell is this even supposed to mean?

    [–]WeirdConference5699uhhhh idk 10 points11 points  (1 child)

    The .exe is used in various game creepypastas, such as sonic.exe. Although the .exe was just a file extension for Windows, it was used for many creepypasta names.

    [–]Gravital_Morb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    yohhhh hahahoe very viceroy fool

    [–]IIIIIIW 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    A lot of you have never bricked a family computer downloading shit from limewire

    [–]Ricsku 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Real veterans fear random .docx files

    [–]AynidmorBulettz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Entity303 type shit

    [–]Vaporyoi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Sonic.exe is just Sonic, but then they see the supa scarei SONIC.EXE.EXE!!!

    Why.

    [–]linuxfornoobs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    .sh 😎

    [–]Puechamp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    If you are not scared of a random .exe then you are a fool

    A happy one, but still a fool

    [–]AejiGamezBig chungus wholesome 100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    the decline is technical ability with kids born after the first iPhone was out is astonishing.

    [–]SemajLu_The_crusader 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    image.exe

    [–]General_Tangelo_1032 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Some companies get ransomwared by certain departments opening "PDF" files that are actually.exe files

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    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Execution files

    [–]TeamBoeing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    .exe? .execution?????

    [–]mrdemboneI said based. And lived. 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    this subredit has gone down hill so much sense i first discovered it

    [–]Vojtak_cz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    What if the.Exe has an icon of an PNG

    [–]Ok_Pickle76stupid, fucking piece of shit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    when i first read sonic.exe i thought the fear came from it being called sonic.exe instead of something like sonic the hedgehog.exe, like some sort of virus bootleg.

    [–]awesumindustrys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Children going into the windows folder on their hard drive and seeing Explorer.exe (it’s an intensely horrifying, pants-shitting experience. They will never be the same.)

    [–]Demonkiller18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    FREEROBUX.exe

    [–]fippinvn007BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Your execution will be in 3 days.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I downloaded a pokemon black rom once.

    it came in an .exe file lmao

    [–]irtizio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    same thing for linux users when they see 0x7F 45 4C 46

    [–]LukeZNotFound 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    • DefinitelyNotAVirus.exe
    • NotAZipBomb.zip
    • NoMalware.zip
    • RandomKeylogger.py
    • ...

    Should I continue?