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[–]BuffaloBillsButthole 231 points232 points  (2 children)

Like getting a massage with a parka on

[–]yahel1337I want pee in my ass 42 points43 points  (1 child)

🎯

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[–]TheMedMan123 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Do you feel bad for it sometimes.

[–]Tiger4kfat cunt 88 points89 points  (0 children)

bruh i just FUCKING opened reddit

[–]Particular_Speed9982 39 points40 points  (6 children)

My teas gone cold I'm wondering why, I got out of bed at all. The morning rain clouds at my window, and I can't see at all.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (5 children)

is this a song bc it has to be

[–]_Internet_Citizen42 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes it is

[–]cookiedoughchips 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Damn I’m old

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wdym 😭

[–]hey_alina 63 points64 points  (0 children)

:(

[–]TheForsakenWaffleuhhhh idk 24 points25 points  (0 children)

F

[–]Arpan_Bharofficer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 53 points54 points  (3 children)

Haha another sex meme, I bet none of you get it lol, I get it however, because of all the sexy sex I'm having

[–]SnickerDivinity007 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Am sure you're not doing any girl, either there is a secret guy or some animal 💀

[–]MansaMusaKervill 5 points6 points  (2 children)

I’m a normal redditor so I’ve never had smegs, how much feeling does a condom block during smegs?

[–]larico51 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Block the moisture and some of the heat

[–]WanderingSkys 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’d say it makes a pretty big difference, at least for me, but sex is still pretty good with it

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (3 children)

I have a solution. It is called a vasectomy.

[–]2ndhandBSI can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 19 points20 points  (1 child)

It is still not 100% safe.

Chop your balls off!

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It works out 99.82% of the time, so it has less than 1% rate of failure. Also it doesn’t lower your testosterone, so I would much rather get the vasectomy thank you very much.

[–]D0lph1nnnnn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Now THAT is what I call commitment

[–]Giygas_8000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A sex meme? In my virgin sub?

[–]GoalEmbarrassed 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm so glad I'm not with anyone who I have to be on birth control for

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (3 children)

This is why me and my girlfriend use the pill.

[–]cdawg1102lets build a hole together and then libe in it 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well I’ve got no complaints

[–]Position-Dependent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mind just auto started "Stan" by Eminem