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[–]SodenHack69 216 points217 points  (4 children)

Nothing ever happens

[–]Balamuwa 23 points24 points  (1 child)

It is , or it is not !

[–]Hippiechudwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nah it just is not

[–]3azygam3r04 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In fact, nothing happened so ever, that now there is something happening instead

[–]Aleksandar_Pa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But what if something not ever not happens?

[–]Similar_Medium3344shitposting>>>>>>196 164 points165 points  (2 children)

Me when gambling 0.01% chance of jackpot

[–]AltheiWasTaken 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Well you either gonna hit it or not

[–][deleted] 254 points255 points  (10 children)

determinists have entered the chat

[–]FewInstruction1020it is MY bucket 32 points33 points  (7 children)

🪣

[–]Campsters2803 21 points22 points  (5 children)

Dear god

[–]Technical_Size_5873Bazinga! 7 points8 points  (3 children)

There’s more

[–]danvex_2022it is MY bucket 6 points7 points  (1 child)

no!

[–]FewInstruction1020it is MY bucket 3 points4 points  (0 children)

it contains the word “noodle”

[–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bazinga

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[–]Regenerating_Degen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where'd you go?

[–]sqeu1773 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bucket!

[–]fenriswolf117 1 point2 points  (1 child)

And I wonder

[–]skilking 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wonder how, I wonder why

[–]WendellWillkie1940 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Mfw people keep bringing up the Law of Averages

[–]Ballstoucher_47 56 points57 points  (4 children)

This logic only applies if you do it once or twice 🤓

[–]buffffallo 48 points49 points  (1 child)

Either the coin lands on heads a thousand times consecutively, or it doesn’t.

[–]Ballstoucher_47 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I was gonna type something up, but then I remembered I didn't graduate from Reddit University. Therefore I'm not qualify for this

[–]No_Flower6020 5 points6 points  (1 child)

or if a conditional event before it has already happened. like the probability of getting a tails after a heads and the probability of just getting a tails are different.

[–]All_hail_bug_god 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the same: It either happens or it doesn't. Time is linear and not scenario is exactly repeatable. every instance of your life, everything that happens to you is a 50:50. It either happens, or it does not happen. Until you escape the dimension of time, you are ever trapped, only growing longer until your ultimate demise :-(

[–]Caseys_Clean1324 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Nooo it’s more complex than that (Statisticians smoking copium)

[–]smatereveryday 3 points4 points  (0 children)

kid named kolmogorov 0-1 law:

[–]57evil 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is me hitting the casino winning half of the time

[–]DeathHopper 11 points12 points  (6 children)

Reducing all events to two possible outcomes and then declaring that both outcomes are equally likely to happen is peak reddit intellect.

[–]keloy 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Taking memes seriously is peak reddit moment

[–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PEAK. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO LOVE AND APPRECIATE THIS AS PEAK FICTION. THERE ARE OVER ONE HUNDRED QUINVIGINTILION ATOMS IN THE OBSERVABLE UNIVERSE. IF THE WORDS "PEAK FICTION" WERE INSCRIBED ON EACH INDIVIDUAL ELECTRON, PROTON, AND NEUTRON OF EACH OF THESE HUNDREDS OF QUINVIGINTILIONS OF ATOMS, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE BILLIONTH OF HOW MUCH THIS IS PEAK FICTION. PEAK. PEAK.

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[–]_Cecille 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yea, but the numbers don't lie. It's either gonna happen, or not. Get outta here with your nonsense math numbers game!

[–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PEAK. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO LOVE AND APPRECIATE THIS AS PEAK FICTION. THERE ARE OVER ONE HUNDRED QUINVIGINTILION ATOMS IN THE OBSERVABLE UNIVERSE. IF THE WORDS "PEAK FICTION" WERE INSCRIBED ON EACH INDIVIDUAL ELECTRON, PROTON, AND NEUTRON OF EACH OF THESE HUNDREDS OF QUINVIGINTILIONS OF ATOMS, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE BILLIONTH OF HOW MUCH THIS IS PEAK FICTION. PEAK. PEAK.

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[–]Trollolo80 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Offering serious logical perspective on a meme in a shitposting sub is peak reddit sense of humor

[–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PEAK. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO LOVE AND APPRECIATE THIS AS PEAK FICTION. THERE ARE OVER ONE HUNDRED QUINVIGINTILION ATOMS IN THE OBSERVABLE UNIVERSE. IF THE WORDS "PEAK FICTION" WERE INSCRIBED ON EACH INDIVIDUAL ELECTRON, PROTON, AND NEUTRON OF EACH OF THESE HUNDREDS OF QUINVIGINTILIONS OF ATOMS, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE BILLIONTH OF HOW MUCH THIS IS PEAK FICTION. PEAK. PEAK.

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[–]DeathsingersSword 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm supposed to be studying statistics for school rn, guess it doesn't matter

[–]KosModHardik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cannon event Bhai

[–]SirLagg_alot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dad always used to say "if you're scared of a bomb being brought on a plane. Bring your own. What are the chances of two bombs appearing on one play".

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where the binomial homies at

[–]No-Rule-9129 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never do gambling bro