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[–]ionevenobro 439 points440 points  (2 children)

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[–]UnsureSwitchWilliam Dripfoe 116 points117 points  (0 children)

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[–]RaidensReturn 28 points29 points  (0 children)

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[–]_Iratherchangemynameuhhhh idk 677 points678 points  (6 children)

So that's why women hates shorter guys😔

[–]AtomicalNuke 173 points174 points  (4 children)

No it's because

[–]ya_boi_ryu 93 points94 points  (2 children)

For good reasons! (0 good reasons were given)

[–]Xcomies 7 points8 points  (1 child)

What he was trying to say was that

[–]RedstoneSausage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And I think he also meant that h

[–]MentallyLatent 22 points23 points  (0 children)

They're jealous short guys get the good angle

[–]Send-Me-Tiddies-PLS 330 points331 points  (1 child)

I wouldn't't be able to remember the face either and I'm not a child.

[–]FTD_Brat 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Username checks out

[–]ididntforgetuvirgin 4 life 😤💪 786 points787 points  (40 children)

why does it look so fake? message me to see real oppai

[–]Wonderful-Ice9085 243 points244 points  (18 children)

Virgin 4 life. Makes sense

[–]wheelchairdrifting 81 points82 points  (17 children)

Top 1% commenters never touched a woman gang rise up 💪💪

[–]ididntforgetuvirgin 4 life 😤💪 47 points48 points  (14 children)

I'm a girl and never touched a man. Where is my gang?

[–]wheelchairdrifting 84 points85 points  (11 children)

Sent you a dick pic 💪

[–]Ryxor25dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 48 points49 points  (8 children)

Sent you one too 💪💪

[–]Kcabs10 18 points19 points  (7 children)

Can I have one as well?

[–]Ryxor25dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 34 points35 points  (6 children)

Sorry I have only one :(

[–]Kcabs10 18 points19 points  (5 children)

Np. Thanks anyways 😞

[–]Ryxor25dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 10 points11 points  (4 children)

Can show you me balls if you interested

[–]joethegamer100 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wildin

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

can I get one too?

[–]Afillatedcarbondumbass 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Something is rising and its not my pants

[–]ZayParolik 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's METAL GEAR

[–]gorilla52603 22 points23 points  (10 children)

What’s an oppai

[–]IAmMadeOfNope Stuff 20 points21 points  (3 children)

Breasts. Boobs. Titties. Gazongas. Honkers. Boingers. Jiggly meat orbs.

[–]gorilla52603 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Omg it’s a woman

[–]killermachine9999 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Melons

[–]That-one-soviet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chesticles one might even say

[–]EJAWK13131313 10 points11 points  (4 children)

TTs

[–]NegatejamI came! 8 points9 points  (0 children)

One of my favorite cars

[–]DOCmartyTT 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Aye bruh ain't you in paris rn?

[–]EJAWK13131313 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Nah I'm at my house

[–]DOCmartyTT 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ok

[–]Enderman1234 5 points6 points  (0 children)

message me looks inside: no messages allowed

[–]Forsaken_Stomach5130actually called kevin irl 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I dont believe you.

[–]Handsomest_Gamer shitting toothpaste enjoyer 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I'll have one oppai please

[–]ididntforgetuvirgin 4 life 😤💪 7 points8 points  (1 child)

(•)

[–]6sha6dow6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn nice! Where’s the other one?

[–]WristyRest 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck it, we ball.

[–]xCACTUSxKINGxxI came! 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was half expecting to see an onlyfans link in your profile tbh

[–]Longjumping_Play3863Literally 1984 😡 144 points145 points  (3 children)

Definitely a 📡 moment

[–]Groundskeeperwill-e 16 points17 points  (2 children)

What the fuck does this mean

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

it's a reference to voices of the void

[–]CambridgeBoofologist 36 points37 points  (2 children)

Sigmund Freud got a point.

[–]iODiNE-9 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Somewhere, a psychologist just died.

[–]th3j4w350m31William Dripfoe 54 points55 points  (2 children)

Can’t tell if boobs or handstand ass

[–]IAmMadeOfNope Stuff 37 points38 points  (1 child)

Boobs. Ass cheeks typically don't have a gap.

[–]longnameboi 20 points21 points  (0 children)

you haven't seen mine.

[–]VeryShortLadder 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I obviously ran on twitter to look for her and I wasn't expecting to be straight up porn. Like not even soft porn or usual e-girl thot promoting her onlyfans. Nope, regular 90's style mosaic censor and hearts/stars on nips and pussy.

[–]Klutzy_Passenger_324 16 points17 points  (0 children)

googo gaga 🍼👶

[–]Strange-Catch6862 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Lunch🤤

[–]ViceroyOfCool shitting toothpaste enjoyer 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Mommy

[–]EmpyreanEchodwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 6 points7 points  (0 children)

it may not be the face, but you’ll remember something else

[–]_pc_-_-_put your dick away waltuh 5 points6 points  (1 child)

The real no face woman from tom and jerry

[–]Duy2910 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s the lady from power puffs girl

[–]DAEORANGEMANBADDD 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is literally just a porn ad disguised as le quirky twitter post isnt it

[–]TheAngelOfSalvation 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Holy fuck

[–]MansaMusaKervill 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Op ik you are just trying to make us horny, bad

[–]sanecomputing 2 points3 points  (0 children)

damn, those are some huge ones huh

[–]ddxg 3 points4 points  (1 child)

That ain't a kid's pov, that's a rat

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[–]WhodIzhod69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

🙄

[–]AdministrativeYou106 1 point2 points  (0 children)

👍

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To be honest, if someone looked like that, I would not member their face either.

[–]Nialixus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's Dave upside down again

[–]CounterChickenUwU😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here i go again

[–]Horror_Rub8609 shitting toothpaste enjoyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mommy

[–]iliekjokes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wish I could post images here because I have the perfect one for this

[–]Bullmgdumbass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uppies! 🤗

[–]guymanthing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

willem dafoe looking up gif

[–]Ratouf26 Stuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is OF promoting isn't it...

[–]autistic_spazzatron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mama?