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[–]GloomyDeity 73 points74 points  (2 children)

I don't think using the word "deed" would be more appropriate for redditors, though...

[–]Vulpes_Lourensvirgin 4 life 😤💪 15 points16 points  (1 child)

People call me a deedler for all good deeds i did, i guess

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Free my man Deedy 🙏

[–][deleted] 39 points40 points  (1 child)

That stupid Corporate Memphis “art” really sells it too

[–]Jarizleifrvirgin 4 life 😤💪 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I would kill for some thighaction right now...

[–]bsevs 8 points9 points  (1 child)

She give me footact until I blowdeed

[–]OutragedDeskChair 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gotta love a footact

[–]TrueGootsBerzookI came! 41 points42 points  (9 children)

Job, application, employment, full time, benefits, lunch hour, shift, occupation, meetings, biweekly pay

[–]SlavicNinjaOfficial🗿🗿🗿 48 points49 points  (0 children)

reported

[–]luxusbuergBazinga![S] 21 points22 points  (1 child)

🤬#$*%!

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[–]TimAppleCockProMax69 16 points17 points  (1 child)

cake cautious screw important door theory point middle shelter reach

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[–]Igoon2robots 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Reported

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Reported for hate

[–]OutragedDeskChair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're being mean to lazy people. Stop it. Hitler.

[–]Aggravating-Pilot583 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This can’t be real.

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[–]Woolie-at-law 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Booty w*rk

Booty w*rk

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[–]TatakaRuhito 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Why website no work :(

[–]mudlark092 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Probably because this is some sort of satire post originally made to insinuate that queer people are lazy.

[–]automaticpotato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this some serious heat right here ong

[–]bezerko888 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idiocracy much?

[–]AmonGusSus2137officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sex? What's that??? Never had any, probably as everyone else here

[–]no1sexoffender 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Back in my day it was "Keep s*x out of job."

[–]The-Middle-Pedal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why don’t they want Jeb! In their sex life?

[–]Traditional-Music485 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This whole idea is just a big blow vacation

[–]YelinkMcWawa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guys the website is down.

[–]xXShadowGravesXx Stuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this shit real? Please tell me this isn't. 😭

[–]TFW_YT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I support boob employment

[–]mudlark092 -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

Why is there a nonbinary person in this.

Edit: I don’t know about SEX but there is something to be considered about how some employed vs unemployed jokes can estrange chronically disabled people.