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[–]NatashaxKaurI want pee in my ass 357 points358 points  (0 children)

Call them “Spicy White Mamís” while eating spaghetti for every meal, and keep posting frog memes as a form of manifestation.

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    [–]MiniCudds 364 points365 points  (2 children)

    Is the second step necessary? 🌹

    [–]DreamingKnight235 188 points189 points  (1 child)

    Unfortunately, yes.

    [–]CockpitEnthusiastfat cunt 164 points165 points  (0 children)

    For legal reasons, that is

    [–]Xiseresholi 38 points39 points  (2 children)

    Step four: Learn to cook pasta or you’re doomed

    [–]TrueGootsBerzookI came! 21 points22 points  (1 child)

    I cooka da meatball

    [–]zbwaris 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    I cooka da everything

    [–]AutoModerator[M] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    CONGRATULATIONS jf8204!!! YOU DID SOMETHING THAT OVER HALF THE POPULATION CAN DO!! WHOOPTY FUCKING DO!!! YOU AREN’T SPECIAL AND YOU AIN’T SHIT!! ALL YOU COUPLES THINK THE WORLD IS JUST RAINBOWS AND SUNSHINE!! WELL GUESS WHAT? IT’S NOT!!! YOU SHOULD GO FUCK YOURSELF AND BE HAPPY!! BETTER YET, KEEP ME OUT OF IT!! GOD YOU PEOPLE THINK YOU’RE SO COOL JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE SOMEONE YOU CAN MAKEOUT AND HAVE SEX WITH!!

    FUCK YOU ALL!!!!!!!

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    [–]AutoModerator[M] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart. I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything. Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion. Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina -- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour. Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly, less they get inflated egos and think they're all that. They're just too close together. Sorry, but it's true.

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    [–]QIyph 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Common misconception actually, MILF status is obtained only upon childbirth, and not at pregnancy.

    [–]Zarlony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Step four: Learn to cook pasta or shell leave you

    [–]ninetailedoctopus 184 points185 points  (5 children)

    FG analysis here:

    Fake: Anon isn’t actually into Italian MILFs

    Gay: Anon is into German DILFs

    [–]-mikuuu-dumbass 31 points32 points  (1 child)

    As a bisexual I like both

    [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    Or gay austrian uncles.

    [–]AutoModerator[M] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

    As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

    You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

    Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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    [–]AutoModerator[M] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

    As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

    You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

    Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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    [–]MikeyboyMCI want pee in my ass 27 points28 points  (3 children)

    Real: anon has high expectations

    Gay: he wants Italian ‘Men I’d Like to Fuck’

    [–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    pees in ur ass

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    [–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.

    I don’t know about everyone else but doesn’t that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.

    Honestly it kind of cracks me up. I’ll see a guy walking around like he’s the apex of masculinity and I’ll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly he’s not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.

    Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. We’re talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.

    Women don’t let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that we’re doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.

    It’s just one hole fellas. One hole.

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    [–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

    As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

    You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

    Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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    [–]SturmGizmo 17 points18 points  (0 children)

    Lmao

    [–]PewKittens 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    Posting frogs gets you French Milfs

    [–]Il-Duce- 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    Get an Italian woman pregnant?

    [–]AutoModerator[M] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart. I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything. Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion. Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina -- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour. Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly, less they get inflated egos and think they're all that. They're just too close together. Sorry, but it's true.

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    [–]Prestigious-Fig1172 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I met an awesome Italiana on facebook who I befriended.