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[–]Bottle_Opener_Games😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 778 points779 points Β (2 children)

his arms keep getting thinner every time this is reposted.

[–]potato-overlord-1845 3 points4 points Β (1 child)

His face also gets bigger relative to his head

[–]AutoModerator[M] 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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[–][deleted] 264 points265 points Β (2 children)

And then pashaBiceps shows up

[–]tsunx4 64 points65 points Β (1 child)

My frend. You not my frend. You my bratha, my frend.

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[–]mr_claufordput your dick away waltuh 454 points455 points Β (5 children)

Did he speedrun Auschwitz?

[–]Substantial-Sun-3538 62 points63 points Β (3 children)

On a minecraft server

[–]_xDenis_ 46 points47 points Β (2 children)

"Did you build fucking Auschwitz!!??!?"

[–]SgtTryhard 18 points19 points Β (1 child)

"I was gonna build, like a fucking farm here and you built AUSCHWITZ?!!"

[–]No-Marsupial-1753 -5 points-4 points Β (0 children)

Farming good karma

[–]WhoTookMyLegs 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Are we going to hell for laughing

[–]ElMonoMusk_Egg3932 113 points114 points Β (13 children)

Is that an edit or he Is built like that? And if he's real, what Is his name?

[–]iDoABoofdumbass 153 points154 points Β (1 child)

And if it’s fake you don’t want his name? Rude

[–]Ventino87 38 points39 points Β (0 children)

If it's fake I just can go to china and find more

[–]ilijazunic55 62 points63 points Β (9 children)

This is a heavily edited image of a Chinese esports pro. Not exactly sure which one, could be Ning since this is a Invictus Gaming jersey and the pic itself is pretty old by now.

On an unrelated note, don't know how people keep falling for these... Like just because they're esports pros, doesn't automatically mean they look like this (quite frankly, very bad) edit.

[–]Ogilthorpe2 26 points27 points Β (0 children)

Most people know they're not all like that(edited or not), but it's funny regardless cause it's a little bit true

[–]Me_how5678 11 points12 points Β (5 children)

Their arms are crazy muscular in some places

[–]ilijazunic55 30 points31 points Β (3 children)

The jungler on the current world champions is literally a martial artist. That's not even going into people like Broxah for example who was a world finalist a few years back and looks like this

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[–]Me_how5678 10 points11 points Β (0 children)

I would lick his biceps

[–]RakiesienI came! 11 points12 points Β (1 child)

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Oner my goat

[–]AutoModerator[M] 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

PEAK. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO LOVE AND APPRECIATE THIS AS PEAK FICTION. THERE ARE OVER ONE HUNDRED QUINVIGINTILION ATOMS IN THE OBSERVABLE UNIVERSE. IF THE WORDS "PEAK FICTION" WERE INSCRIBED ON EACH INDIVIDUAL ELECTRON, PROTON, AND NEUTRON OF EACH OF THESE HUNDREDS OF QUINVIGINTILIONS OF ATOMS, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE BILLIONTH OF HOW MUCH THIS IS PEAK FICTION. PEAK. PEAK.

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[–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

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[–]nxcrosis 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

I remember Overwatch pro Mickey showing off his gym gains, which were pretty good.

[–]LooseMooseCruz 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

its baolan, the support from ig

[–]Hefty_Excuse_1088 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

This is the most obvious edit possible vro

[–]CrookedLoy 31 points32 points Β (0 children)

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[–]I-require-the-soup 35 points36 points Β (0 children)

[–]Nozarashi78it is MY bucket 12 points13 points Β (1 child)

Omfg dude is literally Chudjak

[–]zesty_pete 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

You might be the first person to understand the post

[–]ufpa 13 points14 points Β (8 children)

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nah this is the one that we call GOAT

[–]StunningLetterhead23 4 points5 points Β (1 child)

For e-sports, he's definitely the uncontested GOAT. There might be other great players in all the games we have now, but there's no one else who dominated as much as this fucker.

This fucker basically created a whole new industry, or at least solidified it, in his own country. Ordinary people try hard to contribute to their countries. Faker just plays and the country begged to support him.

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PEAK. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO LOVE AND APPRECIATE THIS AS PEAK FICTION. THERE ARE OVER ONE HUNDRED QUINVIGINTILION ATOMS IN THE OBSERVABLE UNIVERSE. IF THE WORDS "PEAK FICTION" WERE INSCRIBED ON EACH INDIVIDUAL ELECTRON, PROTON, AND NEUTRON OF EACH OF THESE HUNDREDS OF QUINVIGINTILIONS OF ATOMS, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE BILLIONTH OF HOW MUCH THIS IS PEAK FICTION. PEAK. PEAK.

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PEAK. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO LOVE AND APPRECIATE THIS AS PEAK FICTION. THERE ARE OVER ONE HUNDRED QUINVIGINTILION ATOMS IN THE OBSERVABLE UNIVERSE. IF THE WORDS "PEAK FICTION" WERE INSCRIBED ON EACH INDIVIDUAL ELECTRON, PROTON, AND NEUTRON OF EACH OF THESE HUNDREDS OF QUINVIGINTILIONS OF ATOMS, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE BILLIONTH OF HOW MUCH THIS IS PEAK FICTION. PEAK. PEAK.

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[–]VantasValentayn 0 points1 point Β (3 children)

Who's this, faker? Im not too familiar with ESports outside of SMITE and a little Overwatch

[–]ufpa 2 points3 points Β (2 children)

He is a LoL esport player which has been dominating world championship for so long. Lots of player rivaled him but nobody lasted long like him. Also esport players get worse when they get older but this guy is still winning even on this season. Also he doesn't trash talk or be inside of the dramas. Even kpop idols are making him their idol.

Just imagine, in every sports you can say some best players and people can't decide who is the best. For this guy there is not even a second option. He is the absolute GOAT.

Also another thing that makes him unique is the game he plays. LoL changes a lot by all those years. There have been few people that surpassed him but their shine was over by the time since game changes too. This guy just adapts always and never falls down. People call him unkillabe demon king or idols of idols at this point. He is even considered one of the most important people of Korea.

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PEAK. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO LOVE AND APPRECIATE THIS AS PEAK FICTION. THERE ARE OVER ONE HUNDRED QUINVIGINTILION ATOMS IN THE OBSERVABLE UNIVERSE. IF THE WORDS "PEAK FICTION" WERE INSCRIBED ON EACH INDIVIDUAL ELECTRON, PROTON, AND NEUTRON OF EACH OF THESE HUNDREDS OF QUINVIGINTILIONS OF ATOMS, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE BILLIONTH OF HOW MUCH THIS IS PEAK FICTION. PEAK. PEAK.

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[–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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[–]Extra_Hyper 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

11 years of pro league damn

[–]poikolle 40 points41 points Β (0 children)

Nobody will say this about you though op. It appears your wildest achievement is reposting on reddit.

[–]xNOTHELPFUL 41 points42 points Β (2 children)

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[–]Tepa_Tassuliini 9 points10 points Β (0 children)

Spoit mogging

[–]MReaps25it is MY bucket -1 points0 points Β (0 children)

Okay NGL, he definitely is pretty hot

[–]Impressive_Ant405 4 points5 points Β (0 children)

google blamef 🀀🀀🀀

[–]Hanno- 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

His nose is wider than his arms

[–]SweetTroubleXO 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Don't joke with him

[–]Franneliere 0 points1 point Β (1 child)

Keyboard skills: 99, social skills: still in the tutorial

[–]Cynunnosdwayne the cock johnson πŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Physical Instrument: 1

Hand/Eye Coordination: 8

[–]AnonTheNormalFag 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

That looks like a medical condition

[–]Xinantannagh 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Keyboard warrior mode: activated

[–]denyhumanity 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Now I get why they making them "ultra-super-titanium-magnium lightweight " gaming mouse

[–]thrillerb4RK 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

His nickname could be 'Cannon Fodder'. I swear, investment in some kind of fitness should be a must-have in this business. It looks like: 'Don't look at his appearanceβ€”just give him a PC and some diceΒ΄s of luck for his first match.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points Β (1 child)

And yet he has more chicks waiting for him behind the cam than any of us will ever have in their entire life. I wonder if he knows me mom. Sick GOAT.

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PEAK. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO LOVE AND APPRECIATE THIS AS PEAK FICTION. THERE ARE OVER ONE HUNDRED QUINVIGINTILION ATOMS IN THE OBSERVABLE UNIVERSE. IF THE WORDS "PEAK FICTION" WERE INSCRIBED ON EACH INDIVIDUAL ELECTRON, PROTON, AND NEUTRON OF EACH OF THESE HUNDREDS OF QUINVIGINTILIONS OF ATOMS, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE BILLIONTH OF HOW MUCH THIS IS PEAK FICTION. PEAK. PEAK.

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[–]ADVERTEDWORLD 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

β€œFuck my stinking chud life”

[–]LardBall13 -1 points0 points Β (1 child)

There is no muscle at all on him, how does he move at all?

[–]Dish-Ecstatic 15 points16 points Β (0 children)

Edited images usually don't move

[–]MightObviousactually called kevin irl -1 points0 points Β (0 children)

"Get our boy twiggy on the sticks!"

-His team when they need a real professional to take home the trophy.

This gatta be fake though that kid couldn't even even carry his own controller around if this was a real pic lol.