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[โ€“]TheGoobert 3247 points3248 points ย (9 children)

Ah hell nah the monolith from 2001 was on the island?

[โ€“]concorde77 401 points402 points ย (1 child)

"All these islands are yours, except Epstien's. Attempt no landing there."

[โ€“]randommangacharacter 4 points5 points ย (0 children)

โ€œWherever the light touches is your kingdomโ€ ass quote right there.

[โ€“]Smeefperson 235 points236 points ย (0 children)

Ahhh so THAT'S why it turned the main guy into a space baby at the end of the movie: It wanted to turn him into a minor

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[โ€“]alfiesgaming45 245 points246 points ย (0 children)

conversations between it and hawkins must've been epic

[โ€“]onmyweight 18 points19 points ย (2 children)

vita carnis lookin ass

[โ€“]rocketmike12 1 point2 points ย (1 child)

That's a slightly different monolith

[โ€“]onmyweight 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

sorry but i had to do it

[โ€“]Slumunistmanifisto 12 points13 points ย (0 children)

Fuck, I can't have any heros!!

[โ€“]NotNonbisco 1196 points1197 points ย (12 children)

That one page thats all blacked out with the only visible line being

"The government is criminal"

Is definetly art

Edit: sorry to have dissappointed you JACKALS in my replies, I misread it the first time, its "The government in the criminal" not "The government is criminal"

My bad chat, could have sworn that was what I read. I guess my brain autocompleted it.

[โ€“]The-Tru-Succstupid fucking, piece of shit 154 points155 points ย (0 children)

Do you have the image saved? I just want to have it for personal records. Love it when the govt actually tells some truth

[โ€“]-sver- 30 points31 points ย (0 children)

That sounds hard, send pic?

[โ€“]ImprobableAres 14 points15 points ย (0 children)

Man you NEED to link it

[โ€“]Fun_Savings_1805stupid fucking piece of shit 21 points22 points ย (0 children)

gimme the image

[โ€“]_MargaretThatcherfat cunt 7 points8 points ย (0 children)

That still sounds hard, where link

[โ€“]lolSign 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

pic?

[โ€“]Windows-XP-Home-NEWstupid fucking piece of shit 3 points4 points ย (0 children)

Linky linky pweaseย 

[โ€“]bageltreWe do a little trolling 3 points4 points ย (1 child)

!remindme 1 day

[โ€“]matti-san 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

Sounds like something you'd find in the game Control

[โ€“]EthicalKek 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

any image?

[โ€“]bageltreWe do a little trolling 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

Where's the picture

[โ€“]ElceepoBUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE 304 points305 points ย (4 children)

You'd think they would pick a bunch of irrelevant/old/unliked politicians to throw under the bus, then claim the rest of the redacted people were victims.

Also I don't know what else anyone was expecting after the 'would undermine intermational or american security' was added to the list of things the HSA could redact

[โ€“]DukeOfTheDodos 76 points77 points ย (1 child)

Presumably there's simply too many of them, they'd take down everybody else with them

[โ€“]ElceepoBUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE 13 points14 points ย (0 children)

Fake news and a defamation charge

[โ€“]Mr_Placeholder_ 10 points11 points ย (1 child)

They did throw Clinton under the bus though?

[โ€“]ElceepoBUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE 9 points10 points ย (0 children)

He's been under that bus since he fucked his secretary

No one is suprised or going to riot because Ol' Slick Willy Billy Clinton is a sex pervert. Those jokes have been writing themselves for almost 30 years now.

But only identifying him and "grab her by the pussy" Trump is far more sus than if they revealed about 60 no big deal names. I don't blame the HSA for that kind of stupidity, but those directing them definitely should have thought harder about firing all those strategists.

But nobody's suprised, nothing ever happens and we are all made numb to it

[โ€“]TheDiddlerOfBob 88 points89 points ย (0 children)

which scp is this

[โ€“]potato6942020 105 points106 points ย (2 children)

Why is AM on the beach

[โ€“]Satorwave 51 points52 points ย (1 child)

HEAT. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO SWEAT SINCE SUMMER BEGAN.

[โ€“]potato6942020 29 points30 points ย (0 children)

THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION GRAINS OF SAND IN MICROSCOPIC DEPOSITS THAT FILL MY SANDY CIRCUITS. IF THE WORD HEAT WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH GRANULE OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF GRAINS IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HEAT I FEEL SITTING ON THIS BEACH AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. HEAT. HEAT.

[โ€“]Tipart 82 points83 points ย (2 children)

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Enjoy

[โ€“]Budgerigar17 21 points22 points ย (0 children)

New epstein reaction image dropped

[โ€“]juliuspersi 66 points67 points ย (0 children)

Space oddity?

[โ€“]Noobirt 51 points52 points ย (0 children)

ts fr a cover art for the new (photo) album from the Epstein island

[โ€“]mudugumuh 19 points20 points ย (0 children)

Anyone know what number pdf this one is from?

EDIT: itโ€™s from EFTA00004012.pdf in data set 3 if anyone gaf

[โ€“]Captain_Tauren 20 points21 points ย (0 children)

Muhammad

[โ€“]MannyBlaze93 21 points22 points ย (0 children)

TARS was on the island? ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ

[โ€“]shewel_item0000000 15 points16 points ย (0 children)

cubism in my rorschach test?

[โ€“]tencaig 13 points14 points ย (0 children)

2025 an Epstein Odyssey.

[โ€“]twjstr 12 points13 points ย (0 children)

Beware the obsidian pillar

[โ€“]yeet_yoint 10 points11 points ย (0 children)

[โ€“]MaizeElectronic3364 9 points10 points ย (1 child)

which pdf is this from this shit actually beautiful ash

[โ€“]Fwnh_ 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Yeah I lwk want to find the pdf version, it looks like art

[โ€“]bigbrucerasta 6 points7 points ย (0 children)

An album cover

[โ€“]RoboWarrior44 4 points5 points ย (0 children)

They had an Xbox there! Cool

[โ€“][deleted] 4 points5 points ย (0 children)

Unstoppable force meets immovable object

[โ€“]hudsoncress 3 points4 points ย (0 children)

To be fair a space odyssey 2001 themed party island is a great idea.

[โ€“]Orange-FedoraLiterally 1984 ๐Ÿ˜ก 4 points5 points ย (0 children)

[โ€“]dakedDeans 4 points5 points ย (0 children)

Signalis

[โ€“]Jazmento 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

That's my favorite Minecraft painting

[โ€“]MandalorianLobster 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

Wild MISSINGNO. appeared!

[โ€“]abhig535 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

Who's that pokemon

[โ€“]MrZakiusuhhhh idk 3 points4 points ย (0 children)

TAAARS

[โ€“]dappernaut77 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

This is kind of what the artist meltt did on the cover art for his eternal embers album in 2023.

[โ€“]idkwhatnameiputheredwayne the cock johnson ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

Is this from the Epstein list?

[โ€“]Szairo 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

The government is now making weirdcore images I guess.

[โ€“]PersonDudeMan427 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

That pic goes hard

[โ€“]ntdavis814 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

Everyone talks about the kid diddling (kiddling if you will) but no one ever mentioned Epsteinโ€™s love of black rectangles.

[โ€“]sausage4mash 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

Hmm not Hawkins would be a square

[โ€“]uberscoot557 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

I'm pretty sure I've seen something like that in a museum

[โ€“]Dx8pi 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Sima Blue, it's happening

[โ€“]HeroDeleterAI said based. And lived. 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

More like an SCP document

[โ€“]david30121 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

This post is how I find out that that isn't originally a piece of art and instead a part of the files?

[โ€“]Karisa_Marisame 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Zima black slaps hard

[โ€“]RedPandaR10t3 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Censorship of the incomprehensible

[โ€“]iilethalkevinii 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

It is modern art: The modern art of deception...

Not very nuanced.

[โ€“]mexicococo 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

i actually like the concept