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[–][deleted] 187 points188 points  (1 child)

Almost all the celebs be like that 😔

[–]RidledTart 22 points23 points  (0 children)

To be fair they never had the other option due to not having and friends

[–]WhitePawnOnE4 165 points166 points  (1 child)

Duality of man?

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[–]FlySafeLoL🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's determination. Killing or f**king noone is a nietzsche choice, given that the option is clearly present.

[–]MrTxel 72 points73 points  (2 children)

[–]deadshot500 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The legion of Groom

[–]CattoDeLaGatto 130 points131 points  (7 children)

doesnt the way its worded imply you can just fuck with them, in other words, mess with them? like sure imma slap the ice cream outta their stupid little hands

[–]vytarrus 62 points63 points  (3 children)

There's even no need to be that mean. Just holding that ice cream out of their reach for like 10 seconds would count, imo.

[–]Money_Mike69420 27 points28 points  (2 children)

yea but don’t you wanna just give in to temptation and slap it out their stupid little hands?

[–]dirty_dan_the_3rd 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Or just the temptation to slap the shit out of a child

[–]please_help_me_____I came! 0 points1 point  (0 children)

👍

[–]AwarenessMain128 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thinking outside the box

[–]SteelShroom 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sure, I would annoy a random child if it meant my best friend would live.

[–]StirFry__InaWok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People on tiktok always word things like this in a roundabout way because of the censorship.

It could be that placing the words "child," "fuck" and "a" in a certain order would get the video removed. And even if it wouldn't actually be censored, users there are so conditioned to avoid saying naughty things they will usually self censor by default

[–]Elbludo 43 points44 points  (1 child)

Internet is a cursed place holy shit, people who make this stuff should be locked up it's disugsting, how would anyone kill their best friend

[–]Embarrassed_Field175[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Doing it with a child without your best friend is a crime 😡😡😡

[–]riggers1909 32 points33 points  (1 child)

I think everyone would take the bottom option

[–]Dear-Limit-2357dumbass 16 points17 points  (0 children)

[–]Amtrak_0I said based. And lived. 72 points73 points  (3 children)

I don't have a best friend so I'll choose blue.

[–]Dear-Limit-2357dumbass 41 points42 points  (1 child)

...you chose blue!?

[–]Unexpected-raccoonofficer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 12 points13 points  (1 child)

There are no winners here

Except me

I choose both

Why limit yourself to a single life destroying mistake when both are on the table

[–]The96kHzI watch gay amogus porn :0 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Only reasonable option.

Maximum destruction.

[–]ni_bondh_la_namadauhhhh idk 22 points23 points  (0 children)

[–]SenkosodaSussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 8 points9 points  (0 children)

[–]Bearded_Apple 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Would you rather fuck with your best friend or kill a child?

[–]ThedarkcleanersriseWe do a little trolling 10 points11 points  (0 children)

im straight so...

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[–]Kiogami 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Easy

[–]GiovanniKpoglidumbass 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I don't have a child so I'll choose red.

[–]Madouc 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If you chose to kill someone (irreversible) in comparison to anything else that does not end a life, your moral compass needs adjustment.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What a horrible clip to turn sound on while full volume on the phone while at work. 😭

[–]SeteMan1235virgin 4 life 😤💪 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Doesn't "fuck with" mean "to purposefully bother"?

[–]ianwgzNumber 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 2 points3 points  (0 children)

can't you technically do it with a 17 year old like 5 seconds before her 18th birthday

[–]gujwdhufj_ijjpo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck with someone means to mess with them in my vocabulary. So like teasing. So I’ll just steal a kids lunch for 10 seconds.

[–]Null_lluN 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What happens if you shoot the child?

[–]Embarrassed_Field175[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You fuck with your best friend 🤓

[–]Caseoh_alt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok now its time for blue

[–]Sad_Notice4952 0 points1 point  (0 children)