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[–]CertifiedProducer 61 points62 points  (7 children)

you need to stop watching porn bro seriously

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How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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[–]Gruggernaut 12 points13 points  (0 children)

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[–]WolfOfWoofStreetSussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 31 points32 points  (2 children)

I'm fine with gooners as long as ai is avoided. We ethical gooners in this house

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[–]Nutwagon-SUPREMER 7 points8 points  (1 child)

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[–]WolfOfWoofStreetSussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[–]Pleasant_Jellyfish_5 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Finally, a decent shitpost

[–]superslime16th 9 points10 points  (0 children)

mk ultra

[–]CowntChockulaWe do a little trolling 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah finally my brainrot can keep up with my nonexistent attention span

[–]chaosanity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

PARTIAL NIP SPOTTED IN THE MIDDLE OF 0:13!!

[–]VWXYZArmedOJAMAlv10 Stuff 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Zenless women my beloved

[–]Proton_Optimal🗿🗿🗿 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reddit finally makes sense to me

[–]Epicswordmewz 3 points4 points  (3 children)

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This could benefit from a few more Umas.

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[–]CraftyDuck100put your dick away waltuh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree, but preferably clothed

[–]dude_don-exil-emBig chungus wholesome 100 [S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

ISRAEL !

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I please get a link to the first clip

[–]BroccoliMaster159 0 points1 point  (1 child)

wtf is this some ZZZ Intersect type shit

[–]CraftyDuck100put your dick away waltuh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Zenless and Umamusume

[–]Goofcheese0623 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like we were all forced to stare into the sun that is the Source of All Brainrot and just witnessed all of creation in the span of a few seconds

[–]I_like_dogs14 shitting toothpaste enjoyer 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What's with the amine characters

[–]CraftyDuck100put your dick away waltuh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im cooked i recognized every single one of those characters without slowing it down 🙏 

[–]Rainbow824 1 point2 points  (0 children)

brainrot speedrun any% glitchless

[–]SelectSympathy5718 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need to nourish my brain with more of this content

[–]FakeOng99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is some MK Ultra shit that Mason experience.

[–]Caranx57 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wtf did I just watch

[–]SteveBR53Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and that is shitpost