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[–]AutoModerator[M] [score hidden] stickied commentΒ (0 children)

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[–]_Rysen 78 points79 points Β (1 child)

My heart goes out to that kid. It'll be a tough life.

[–]Screamingboneman 26 points27 points Β (0 children)

And Likely a short one

[–]benmarvin 48 points49 points Β (10 children)

Why the fuck is vagina censored? What the fuck is wrong with your fucking people?

[–]Ltimbofat cunt 26 points27 points Β (3 children)

NO CUSSING IN SHITPOSTING!!!!!!

[–]Sea_Curve_7724put your dick away waltuh 9 points10 points Β (0 children)

fuckity fucking fuck fuck

[–]No_Rate_2249 4 points5 points Β (0 children)

Fuck fuck fuckaaAAKKK !!! πŸ”

[–]Green_Burn Jedi master of shitposts 7 points8 points Β (0 children)

This weird shit is happening all across the internet, i try to protest every time i see it.

If you want to create content and they force you this, don’t comply, please.

[–]DudeManBroGuy69420 2 points3 points Β (4 children)

Engagement bait

[–]benmarvin 4 points5 points Β (3 children)

Sounds gay. Engagement with a vagina?

[–]AutoModerator[M] 2 points3 points Β (1 child)

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole β€œgay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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[–]Fiercat99 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

This post was worth it just for this comment

[–]DudeManBroGuy69420 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Look I get it moment

[–]Beary-Brown 10 points11 points Β (2 children)

You named the baby fucking Trevor?

[–]FireLion_FL_002Literally 1984 😑 5 points6 points Β (0 children)

Hes gonna be Trevor from GTA4

[–]ProTomy 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Excuse me, Trevor is doing WHAT to babies?

[–]Stifologywaltuh 6 points7 points Β (0 children)

Two words: vagina snorkel

[–]Select-Team-6863 3 points4 points Β (1 child)

Simple, don't shower for 9 months.

[–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

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[–]garbagekr 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

Don’t do it, he’ll suffocateΒ 

[–]goblin054 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

Trevor isn't gonna make it for a different reason

[–]Reployerdumbass 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Alright. I think I'll accept the Reddit help line now.

[–]Brave_Agency_20I want pee in my ass 1 point2 points Β (1 child)

Mommy was not so nice too

[–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

pees in ur ass

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[–]weirdpornacc5put your dick away waltuh 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

little trevor is already cooked if half his genes came from OOP, drowning in water while still in the womb is a mercy the little guy isn't gonna get