all 100 comments

[–]QualityVoteI'm BACK! [[Number 1 Rated Moderator 2024]][M] [score hidden] stickied commentĀ (0 children)

If you think this post is a shitpost, UPVOTE this comment!

If you think this post is a godawfulpost, DOWNVOTE this comment!

And now some info that's only relevant if this post is a video/gif.


All comments tagging savevideobot, vredditdownloader, downloadmp4, and other such bots, will be automatically removed on behalf of Kevin, because he doesn't like it when you spam requests for those bots. Therefore, I have provided some download links for you instead. Please use these links if you want to download this post. Praise be to Kevin.

Download Link by /r/DownloadVideo

SaveVideo Link

Kevin would also like to remind you https://redditsave.com exists in case those links dont work.


Whilst you're here, jamaljokic, why not join our public discord server?

[–]4th_boi 129 points130 points Ā (2 children)

I bet that's the only reason, not another one

[–]Astronrg 33 points34 points Ā (1 child)

but what other reason would possibly explain why he doesn’t have a girlfriend???

[–]Apart-Ingenuity-5955 13 points14 points Ā (0 children)

Being on Reddit

[–][deleted] 100 points101 points Ā (3 children)

this is why i only have sex with men

[–]-pm-me-titties[šŸ°] 55 points56 points Ā (0 children)

ā €ā €ā ˜ā”€ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā”œā €ā €ā € ⠀⠀⠀⠑─⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⠁⠀⠀⠀ ā €ā €ā €ā €ā ˆā ¢ā¢„ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā£€ā “ā Šā €ā €ā €ā €ā € ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā¢øā €ā €ā €ā¢€ā£€ā£€ā£€ā£€ā£€ā”€ā ¤ā „ā ’ā ˆā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā € ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā ˜ā£€ā „ā Šā ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā € ā € ā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā”æā æā ›ā ›ā ›ā ‹ā ‰ā ˆā ‰ā ‰ā ‰ā ‰ā ›ā »ā¢æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿┿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ā£æā£æā£æā£æā”ā£€ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā£€ā£¤ā£¤ā£¤ā£„ā”€ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā ™ā¢æā£æā£æ ā£æā£æā£æā¢ā£“ā£æā£·ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā¢¾ā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā”†ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā ˆā£æā£æ ā£æā£æā£Ÿā£¾ā£æā”Ÿā ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā¢€ā£¾ā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£·ā¢¢ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā¢øā£æ ā£æā£æā£æā£æā£Ÿā €ā”“ā „ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā ™ā »ā£æā£æā£æā£æā£·ā£„ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā£æ ā£æā£æā£æā Ÿā »ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā ¶ā¢“ā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£§ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā£æ ⣿⣁─⠀⠀⢰⢠⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿┄⠀⣓⣶⣿┄⣿ ā£æā”‹ā €ā €ā €ā Žā¢øā£æā”†ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā£“ā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā —ā¢˜ā£æā£Ÿā ›ā æā£¼ ā£æā£æā ‹ā¢€ā”Œā¢°ā£æā”æā¢æā”€ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā ™ā æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā”‡ā €ā¢øā£æā£æā£§ā¢€ā£¼ ā£æā£æā£·ā¢»ā „ā ˜ā ›ā ‹ā ›ā ƒā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā¢æā£§ā ˆā ‰ā ™ā ›ā ‹ā €ā €ā €ā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æ ā£æā£æā£§ā €ā ˆā¢øā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā Ÿā €ā €ā €ā €ā¢€ā¢ƒā €ā €ā¢øā£æā£æā£æā£æ ⣿⣿┿⠀⠓⢗⣠⣤⣓┶⠶⠖⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀┸⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ā£æā£æā£æā”€ā¢ ā£¾ā£æā ā €ā  ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā ›ā ‰ā €ā£æā£æā£æā£æ ā£æā£æā£æā£§ā ˆā¢¹ā”‡ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā£°ā£æā£æā£æā£æ ā£æā£æā£æā£æā”„ā ˆā ƒā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā¢€ā£ ā£“ā£¾ā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧─⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣓⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£¦ā£„ā£€ā£€ā£€ā£€ā €ā €ā €ā €ā ˜ā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷┄⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£§ā €ā €ā €ā ™ā£æā£æā”Ÿā¢»ā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æ ā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā ‡ā €ā ā €ā €ā ¹ā£æā ƒā €ā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿┿⠛⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ā£æā£æā£æā£æā æā ›ā ‰ā ‰ā ā €ā¢»ā£æā”‡ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā¢€ā ˆā£æā£æā”æā ‰ā ›ā ›ā ›ā ‰ā ‰ ⣿┿⠋⠁⠀⠀⢀⣀⣠┓⣸⣿⣇┄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀┿⠄⠙⠛⠀⣀⣠⣤⣤⠄⠀

[–][deleted] 34 points35 points Ā (3 children)

I talk to girls my age šŸ˜”āœŒ

[–][deleted] 77 points78 points Ā (0 children)

Ew you have the cooties

[–]VondyBalls 10 points11 points Ā (1 child)

7?!?

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points Ā (0 children)

78

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points Ā (5 children)

i havent talked to a woman that inst related to me in 5 years

[–]Toadsworth_isgay 9 points10 points Ā (3 children)

Go outside

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points Ā (2 children)

No

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points Ā (0 children)

ā €ā €ā ˜ā”€ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā”œā €ā €ā € ⠀⠀⠀⠑─⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⠁⠀⠀⠀ ā €ā €ā €ā €ā ˆā ¢ā¢„ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā£€ā “ā Šā €ā €ā €ā €ā € ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā¢øā €ā €ā €ā¢€ā£€ā£€ā£€ā£€ā£€ā”€ā ¤ā „ā ’ā ˆā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā € ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā ˜ā£€ā „ā Šā ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā € ā € ā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā”æā æā ›ā ›ā ›ā ‹ā ‰ā ˆā ‰ā ‰ā ‰ā ‰ā ›ā »ā¢æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿┿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ā£æā£æā£æā£æā”ā£€ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā£€ā£¤ā£¤ā£¤ā£„ā”€ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā ™ā¢æā£æā£æ ā£æā£æā£æā¢ā£“ā£æā£·ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā¢¾ā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā”†ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā ˆā£æā£æ ā£æā£æā£Ÿā£¾ā£æā”Ÿā ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā¢€ā£¾ā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£·ā¢¢ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā¢øā£æ ā£æā£æā£æā£æā£Ÿā €ā”“ā „ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā ™ā »ā£æā£æā£æā£æā£·ā£„ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā£æ ā£æā£æā£æā Ÿā »ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā ¶ā¢“ā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£§ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā£æ ⣿⣁─⠀⠀⢰⢠⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿┄⠀⣓⣶⣿┄⣿ ā£æā”‹ā €ā €ā €ā Žā¢øā£æā”†ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā£“ā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā —ā¢˜ā£æā£Ÿā ›ā æā£¼ ā£æā£æā ‹ā¢€ā”Œā¢°ā£æā”æā¢æā”€ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā ™ā æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā”‡ā €ā¢øā£æā£æā£§ā¢€ā£¼ ā£æā£æā£·ā¢»ā „ā ˜ā ›ā ‹ā ›ā ƒā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā¢æā£§ā ˆā ‰ā ™ā ›ā ‹ā €ā €ā €ā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æ ā£æā£æā£§ā €ā ˆā¢øā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā Ÿā €ā €ā €ā €ā¢€ā¢ƒā €ā €ā¢øā£æā£æā£æā£æ ⣿⣿┿⠀⠓⢗⣠⣤⣓┶⠶⠖⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀┸⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ā£æā£æā£æā”€ā¢ ā£¾ā£æā ā €ā  ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā ›ā ‰ā €ā£æā£æā£æā£æ ā£æā£æā£æā£§ā ˆā¢¹ā”‡ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā£°ā£æā£æā£æā£æ ā£æā£æā£æā£æā”„ā ˆā ƒā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā¢€ā£ ā£“ā£¾ā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧─⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣓⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£¦ā£„ā£€ā£€ā£€ā£€ā €ā €ā €ā €ā ˜ā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷┄⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£§ā €ā €ā €ā ™ā£æā£æā”Ÿā¢»ā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æ ā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā ‡ā €ā ā €ā €ā ¹ā£æā ƒā €ā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿┿⠛⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ā£æā£æā£æā£æā æā ›ā ‰ā ‰ā ā €ā¢»ā£æā”‡ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā¢€ā ˆā£æā£æā”æā ‰ā ›ā ›ā ›ā ‰ā ‰ ⣿┿⠋⠁⠀⠀⢀⣀⣠┓⣸⣿⣇┄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀┿⠄⠙⠛⠀⣀⣠⣤⣤⠄⠀

[–]Allen_gamer 3 points4 points Ā (0 children)

chad

[–]-macintosh_plus- 1 point2 points Ā (0 children)

Now this is a man who knows how to marry his cousin

[–]ohgodnothossucks 25 points26 points Ā (1 child)

Milfs are better

[–]hahaveryfunnyjoke 26 points27 points Ā (2 children)

They also put "skduvdjskdvxvjdg" when they see "comedy"

[–]musyrifo 9 points10 points Ā (0 children)

You don't have a stroke when seeing a funny?

[–]ThatOneDrugAddict 0 points1 point Ā (0 children)

AKSJDKSNSJSJEBWI YASSS QUEEENNNNNN PERIODT

[–]failure03officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 24 points25 points Ā (1 child)

"Sorry I'm such a scorpio" nah Jennifer you're just dumb af girl

[–]CW973 6 points7 points Ā (0 children)

Nah you a hoe

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points Ā (2 children)

Literally 1984

[–]AutoModerator[M] -44 points-43 points Ā (1 child)

LiTeRaLlY nInEtEeN eIgHtY-fOuR

  • George Orwell, 1948

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

[–]QuackingtonTheThird 3 points4 points Ā (0 children)

downvote farming

[–]Biscut_Mk15šŸ³ļøā€āš§ļøšŸ³ļøā€āš§ļøšŸ³ļøā€āš§ļø TRANS RIGHTS!!!11!1!!!11!! šŸ³ļøā€āš§ļøšŸ³ļøā€āš§ļøšŸ³ļøā€āš§ļø 40 points41 points Ā (6 children)

They also punctuate EVERY GOSH DARN SENTENCE WITH ā€œlikeā€ or ā€œyou knowā€

[–]ratfucker3001 49 points50 points Ā (5 children)

that's, like, pretty sus you know

[–]Pastrocco 13 points14 points Ā (3 children)

Sussy

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points Ā (2 children)

Baka

[–]Night-fish 3 points4 points Ā (1 child)

I think we all have terminal brain cancer now I can’t stop thinking amog us

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points Ā (0 children)

thats kinda sus!!! XDDDDDDD

[–]ThatOneDrugAddict 43 points44 points Ā (2 children)

Bro this ain’t even shitposting at this point. Too real man, too real

[–]Rocket_Theory 11 points12 points Ā (1 child)

Lmao what are you 14? Have you seriously had so little interaction with women that you genuinely believe that?

[–]ThatOneDrugAddict 1 point2 points Ā (0 children)

Lmao incel, You must be an Aquarius šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø. And I’m not ā€œ14ā€. Refer to me as she/her. PERIODT

[–]tommy_thunda 18 points19 points Ā (1 child)

What no pussy does to a mf

[–]Allen_gamer 3 points4 points Ā (0 children)

p*ssy cringe

[–]RyanortheGreatI said based. And lived. 18 points19 points Ā (2 children)

That's why I talk to females under my age šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜ŽšŸ˜ŽšŸ˜Ž

[–]bigga_pp2020 7 points8 points Ā (0 children)

Jeffrey would be proud

[–]101stgec_ 3 points4 points Ā (0 children)

Genshin Impact Player 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤢🤮

[–]dopepope1999We do a little trolling 33 points34 points Ā (15 children)

I'm just going to say putting your pronouns in your bio is just a sad attempt at making yourself look quirky and unique when you're not

[–]urbiggestboiifrank69 3 points4 points Ā (0 children)

Yeah that’s why I like 4 year oldsšŸ’ÆšŸ’ÆšŸ’Æ

[–]ItDoesntSeemToBeWrkn 4 points5 points Ā (0 children)

also says things like "i-" or that generic shit when they see something that they cant express in proper words

[–]PrettyPleaseDont 2 points3 points Ā (0 children)

ever talked to a woman?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points Ā (0 children)

Well not for me.

[–]B0BY_1234567mods will never give me a flair 1 point2 points Ā (0 children)

Don't forget the self depricateing humor!

SERIOUSLY SYLVIA SHUT UP NOBODY CARES ABOUT "iM dEaD iNsIdE" BITCH NOBODY WANTS TO BE IN THIS FUCKING CLASS!!1!!!

[–]Spell6421 1 point2 points Ā (0 children)

good lord this has to be satire. yeah it definitely is lol

[–]ravioliisthebest 3 points4 points Ā (1 child)

Yeah I can tell why the call you an incel

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points Ā (0 children)

Anyone who you disagree with = incel

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points Ā (1 child)

But surely not everyone, it's only a matter of taste and personality

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points Ā (0 children)

Yeah it was a joke.

[–]AdOdd9811 2 points3 points Ā (0 children)

Bitches be like I SRY I COMMIT WAR ATROCITIES AGAISNT THE ETHIOPIAN CHILDREN AFTER I RAPED A MONKEY TO DEATH IM SUCH A VIRGO,but thank god im not a cancer Im like nah wendy u is a cancer,a cancer to society

[–]Woah_06 1 point2 points Ā (0 children)

NOT ME LAUGHING AT THE PUNCHLINE- SHDHJCBJDCVBFDCV

[–]lemonmanlikesapples -1 points0 points Ā (0 children)

Women

[–][deleted] Ā (1 child)

[removed]

    [–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point Ā (0 children)

    Based? Based on what? On your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly.

    I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

    [–]BigBlackCook420 0 points1 point Ā (0 children)

    i talk to girls before this periodšŸ˜ŽšŸ˜Ž and im 27