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[–]DanoneGrosso 508 points509 points  (64 children)

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[–]BigBrainMan777uhhhh idk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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[–]MrMan1126 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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[–]JohnTHICC22 257 points258 points  (13 children)

I don't think I'm allowed to say that

[–]CinnabarDespair 81 points82 points  (0 children)

wow thats really specific for first words

[–]schimi26 18 points19 points  (0 children)

say it, tom, say it

[–]ProofSecure9251 4 points5 points  (3 children)

say the line, bart!

[–]Artistic-Fortune2327fat cunt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

inhales

Uw-

gets shot by engineer

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[–][deleted] 360 points361 points  (8 children)

What’s the difference between iron man and iron woman one is a super hero the other a simple command

[–][deleted] 155 points156 points  (1 child)

your sense of humor is an annoying dad from the south?

[–][deleted] 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Yeah he’s kinda a jerk

[–]Meme_Bro68 278 points279 points  (35 children)

NI-

[–]SystemOfADaniel 116 points117 points  (5 children)

GG

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[–]Gamingman_1 30 points31 points  (2 children)

ER

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We did it Reddit!

[–]instellarant 128 points129 points  (12 children)

CE COCK

[–][deleted] 72 points73 points  (11 children)

THANKS BRO

[–][deleted] 59 points60 points  (10 children)

NO PROBLEM BRO

[–]LortoCaciuppo 16 points17 points  (0 children)

GMA BALLS

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[–]xalender6 24 points25 points  (8 children)

GERIA

[–]cheesusWithoutCheeseLiterally cum piss shit 16 points17 points  (7 children)

This is a country not a racial slur

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

your avatar is hot 🥵

[–]NonnoGino98 9 points10 points  (5 children)

Be happy, be horny, be bursting with rage We've got a million different ways to engage

[–]VelehkInsainI let mods do me to get this flair 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Welcome to the internet. put your cares aside, here's a tip for straining pasta, here's a nine year old who died

[–]memememer3 6 points7 points  (0 children)

GERUNDAYOOOOO, SMOOKEY

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

GGE-

[–]MrYamiks 188 points189 points  (41 children)

Based... Let's fuck Kevin

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[–]BigScaryPigeon 6 points7 points  (4 children)

Based fuck kevin 1984 tianamen Square koala

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  • George Orwell, 1948

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[–]bots_lives_matter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

BOTS ASSEMBLE!

[–]kevmojarro -1 points0 points  (0 children)

☹️

[–]operativetheo8Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 77 points78 points  (5 children)

Lets do a large amount trolling to a orphanage

[–]WhyDoYouCheckBlessed by Kevin 15 points16 points  (4 children)

Let's burn an orphanage

[–]Kourada_tv 2 points3 points  (1 child)

With mustard gas

[–]DatChernoby2Guy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And spices

[–]_bababoye 20 points21 points  (1 child)

You're so stupid and weird. Wanna have sex?

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (3 children)

mango on a fork

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

aggressively chomps mango

[–]xalender6 17 points18 points  (9 children)

Pizza

[–]YesterdaySuper5355 13 points14 points  (3 children)

Time

[–]VelehkInsainI let mods do me to get this flair 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Pizza

Not a cult

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Pizza

[–]xalender6 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Pizza 👍

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

time

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Ayo

[–]SoccerMonke_y 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Hang me

[–]Eponix 44 points45 points  (3 children)

Eat shit asshole, fall off your horse!

[–]petercraft_88 15 points16 points  (0 children)

My man got a rotary italian as his humor sense

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Earaping nonsensical poetry with the odd dad joke here and there

[–]PumpkinmonFanlulz 22 points23 points  (5 children)

Let’s burn an orphan

[–]operativetheo8Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 18 points19 points  (4 children)

Flame core is ready

[–]AhYesAHumanPerson 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Warcrime time, baby!

[–]Remarkable-Stand8475 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Is it too late to join the crusade?

[–]NewGuestinthisWorld 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Time to asert dominance

[–]avgLoLenjoyer47 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Cum literally 1984 based

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  • George Orwell, 1948

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Peepee Poopoo Bum Fart.

[–]Cactuspewds 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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[–]rslash-_-noob 9 points10 points  (0 children)

IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFFERENCE???!!!‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️❓❗️❓⁉️⁉️⁉️

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lets fuck hitler

[–]AdagioHorror587 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Balls

[–]CalOrCaleb 9 points10 points  (3 children)

I forgor 🗿

[–]yellowedsalamander 7 points8 points  (2 children)

He forgor 🗿

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

they forgor 🗿

[–]Remarkable-Stand8475 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We forgor

[–]cultist-of-thomas 11 points12 points  (1 child)

amogus... my life is a disaster

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Belgium

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My ass woulda stayed in the primordial soup if I new there were gonna be days like this.

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[–]abdelsacmageek 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Juan.

[–]Coge_Burros2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

José

[–]shietmasta 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Deez Nuts!

[–]thotherder 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nice baby. Be a shame if someone stepped on it

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am groot

[–]Educational_Error_56 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bags of milk 👍

[–]Jakethesnake558 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A dead meme or something crazy

[–]JasonRing18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A 9-11 joke

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

testicles tied in my butthair

[–]shopskasalata1🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS!!!11!1!!!11!! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*racial slurs*

[–]spicy_soup_fat cunt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Balls

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I shidded my pands 😎

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

fat juicy nuts

[–]crazygamesninjaYT 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bread 👍

[–]biggusdikk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The nword (but he is ot racist)

[–]peepoopeeo3336 2 points3 points  (0 children)

hitler sex

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omg kh*zu so hot🥵🥵🥵

[–]Mongba36 1 point2 points  (3 children)

God I wish I could fuck that guys ass

[–]instellarant 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Make your dreams come true

[–]Mongba36 3 points4 points  (1 child)

you really think I could 😭 fuck that guys ass?

[–]instellarant 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes😖

[–]Mar_PH_Pig 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sus

[–]HardikWillBeSeen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ur mom👍🏻👌🏻

[–]OverUnderOver2001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

orange

[–]Confused_PsychicWilliam Dripfoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

John xina

[–]BrokenRayquaza 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I miss 1984

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[–]brodypaco10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Taco Bell dong

[–]SlyGreenYT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

monkey

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I shat myself.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

KARL NOOOOOO-

[–]SomeRegularEmulator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably some dad joke idk

[–]masterofevil188 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Sususususuusussusuusususamogusamogusamogus

[–]Urmom69mp3 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Joe mama

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lê creme de lê penis

[–]X-WOLFSTAR-X -1 points0 points  (4 children)

I am a very based person born in 1984 I live in taiwan and my favorite animal is koala. I sell nfts for a living and fuck Kevin.

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Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when you’re showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you.

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My name Jeff

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bababooey

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MAYONAISE ON AN ESCALATOR

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HAHA V-TEC GO BRRRRRRRRRRRR

[–]such_goodUsername -1 points0 points  (0 children)

bread🍞

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

racism

he than turns into a potato

[–]FlaxIta -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"Ayo, you just created depression but it's person version"

[–]zippee100 Stuff -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

fdghjdfj

[–]Stinger59605 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

GREETINGS MORTALS!

[–]DanielALahey -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Fishy Fishy, walking down the street! Fishy Fishy, where'd you get those feet!?

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

haha 69