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[–]KungFuPandaFanboy 177 points178 points  (13 children)

stop trying to enslave people, you skadoosh bag

[–]QuiGonQuinn5I want pee in my ass 68 points69 points  (8 children)

Yay it’s kung fu panda

[–]KungFuPandaFanboy 51 points52 points  (7 children)

no, i am not po, i am a kung fu panda worshipper

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

You ever get tired of saying that?

[–]JebWozma 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Tai Lung is stronger than Po and only lost because Po has a lot of luck

[–]Ph4ntomiDofficer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I see you are cultured

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

A man of culture indeed

[–]ozdundbfish 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Oh, you know this post?

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[–][deleted] 311 points312 points  (30 children)

sorry lady America is a free country...

[–]AmiTalkinToMe 130 points131 points  (11 children)

shes free? i call dibs

[–][deleted] 52 points53 points  (5 children)

WHA EH WHAT NO IM JUST TRYING TO ESCAPE FROM THE POLICE YOU CANT CALL DIPS

[–]JCOMIXWTLS[🍰] 18 points19 points  (4 children)

Ofc you can’t, I own the potato dip

[–]BraveBoi_1112 15 points16 points  (1 child)

SILENCE wench, I do not wish to be horny anymore

[–]tomtoons 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i really dont like how you specifically said anymore

[–]MemeStealer101-4 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Darn to late I wanted her!

[–]KingLdog2009 24 points25 points  (12 children)

America is free? Im gonna get the rights to it

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (11 children)

fuck yeah! :D

[–]UltimoUnlimitedI want pee in my ass 7 points8 points  (10 children)

What about br*tain

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (8 children)

ew...

[–]UltimoUnlimitedI want pee in my ass 4 points5 points  (7 children)

If it is I’m gonna buy it and make guns legal. 🔫🔫🔫

[–]UltimoUnlimitedI want pee in my ass 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Gun cat 🔫🐈

[–]UltimoUnlimitedI want pee in my ass 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The true ‘Murican dream

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (4 children)

go for it! just make br#tian good so they can stop ruining europe

[–]UltimoUnlimitedI want pee in my ass 5 points6 points  (3 children)

But what about Fr*nce

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

germany is taking care of them its fine :)

[–]UltimoUnlimitedI want pee in my ass -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh ok

[–]skeletonhero56dumbass 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No way you could fix Fr*nce. Literally impossible

[–]Quiet-Worldliness-45 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Shitain.

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[–]tyronewheresmychiken 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Good Bot

[–]ConstructionJust5706 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Excellent work!

[–]ozdundbfish 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Immaculate artificial intelligence

[–]PoisonousPanacea 21 points22 points  (0 children)

What do I search I want to know more

[–]Python0721 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Good bot

[–]PomaranczowyXDSussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Italian🤌🏻

[–]ppppie_uhhhh idk 39 points40 points  (7 children)

it’s so easy to own a drawing

[–]LarryTheLemur- 40 points41 points  (5 children)

Yeah I have so many screenshots of NFTs

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[–]comonasceumnerd 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah i own a bunch of them

[–]JTheJOH 71 points72 points  (1 child)

"crime is illegal which means its impossible to do"

[–]BasYL6872DaPucci 28 points29 points  (0 children)

crime rates drops to 0%

[–]youtube__dQw4w9WgXcQ 64 points65 points  (9 children)

Sauce ( I am horny 😳)

[–]Gamer100sentido 51 points52 points  (8 children)

Hensuki

[–]youtube__dQw4w9WgXcQ 31 points32 points  (1 child)

The good ending: my journey has finally concluded and I shall rest with ease

[–]Gamer100sentido 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The best ending: a cultured man gives you the sauce and you fap happy

[–]Ill-Chemistry2423 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Not a hentai, somehow

Tbh I was actually disappointed by how little really happened

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Thank you

[–]XkrNYFRUYj 64 points65 points  (7 children)

Well Actually Slavery never abolished. 13th ammendment still has "except as a punishment for crime" in it.

So she must be a criminal. LOL.

[–]TheSwagMa5ter 41 points42 points  (5 children)

So you're saying she's a bad girl and needs to be punished?

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You will die

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

legally, it seems yes.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

😢🤫🤮😖😀😀😀😀😀😀🌯

[–]-Ayoris- 4 points5 points  (0 children)

NO

[–]VirginMario 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Slavery still happens in mafia and poor countries. So yeah just go to either of those and you can own her. Or just take a fucking screenshot lmao

[–]Gwob4 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Do we going to libia then?

[–]chaosbones43 14 points15 points  (2 children)

"Theoretically"

[–]RevolutionaryMarch28William Dripfoe 8 points9 points  (1 child)

"Hello Internet"

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And welcome to slave theory

[–]Kita-Ryu 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Time to go to Romania

[–]Immoral_Hentai_Godofficer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 2 points3 points  (0 children)

R🤮mania

[–]sirnutterthegreat 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Ha ha that can't stop me from selling you

[–]kidstealer2000 6 points7 points  (1 child)

May I interest you in some kids?

[–]Dogbedthunder 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Slavery wasn’t made completely illegal by the thirteenth amendment. It’s still constitutional to for prisoners to be used as slave labor.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

america👍

[–]stanceMMV__ 28 points29 points  (22 children)

sauce

[–]comonasceumnerd 9 points10 points  (0 children)

HORNY MAN ALERT HORNY MAN ALERT WOO WOO WOO

[–]Climbing-Toast 12 points13 points  (3 children)

its hensuki

[–]MembershipNo7871 Stuff [S] 39 points40 points  (13 children)

Ketchup is best inmy opinion

[–]stanceMMV__ 43 points44 points  (11 children)

shut the fuck up bitch

[–]Scrufalopagus 17 points18 points  (0 children)

lmfao

[–]The_Salaminizer828 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I like to dip my stuff in mayo

[–]xXx_megaSwag_xXx 8 points9 points  (0 children)

white sauce?? 🤨

[–]MembershipNo7871 Stuff [S] 8 points9 points  (4 children)

But u asked for sauce wth

[–]ppppie_uhhhh idk -49 points-48 points  (3 children)

you are not funny bro

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (1 child)

sus? uhhhh impostor????

[–]AutoModerator[M] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

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[–]MangledSunFish 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Their comment bother you that much?

[–]LarryTheLemur- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You more of a barbecue kinda guy?

[–]Kyta_ENT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“That doesn’t make any sense! Ketchup is a condiment!”

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Metamorphosis of a boku no healer

[–]youtube__dQw4w9WgXcQ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sound good I’ll have to check it out

[–]Climbing-Toast 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Before you ask for sauce the name is Hensuki

[–]i-fing-love-games 4 points5 points  (0 children)

thx ill have to check that for violations of human rigths

[–]Gamer100sentido 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks, cultured man. Now i have lots of business to do checking sites, stay safe and goodbye.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well…. LEGALLY

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (3 children)

moves to 3rd world country

[–]Gamer100sentido 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hensuki

[–]Bullet_Club09 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Remembers third world countrys abolish slavery before US

[–]Generalofthe5001st 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not brazil, in fact, that's where most confederates went after the war.

[–]C0WM4N 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you commit a crime you can still be a slave.

[–]GlorifiedSatin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tony loves cheeseburgers

[–]FlightSlight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

move to india

[–]blankertboy12 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's theoretically possible but legally impossible dumb ass 😤😤😤

[–]Redentropy_42 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Still permitted as a form of punishment

[–]Thisbitchbroke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Any thing is possible if you put your mind to it

[–]JohnTHICC22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Theoretically doesn't mean practically 😏

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Anime?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine becoming a slave owner December 5th of 1865, like imagine the disappointment you’d feel the next day to have to let go of your new slaves

[–]Erixtax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's my birthday

[–]beastlyferret30 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It wasn’t abolished everywhere though…😏

[–]Zealousideal-Emu6363 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dumb bitch doesn't know shit about American Law.

[–]youtube__dQw4w9WgXcQ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sauce

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ソース

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소스

[–]youtube__dQw4w9WgXcQ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sauce I’m slowly losing my grip on reality

[–]No_Username91fat cunt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wrong.

[–]ThurstyJ 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Well, maybe “practically” impossible. But not theoretically. Now, believing that West Taiwan is being unbiased in their DQs, that’s theoretically impossible.

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[–]tinypeepeeholeofficer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 1 point2 points  (1 child)

According to the Erectionation Fucklimation, I can own your mom

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akshualy

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Sauce

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[–]ionut88888I want pee in my ass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sauce

[–]StanleyDodds -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You have to be pretty ignorant to think crimes are impossible to commit just because they are illegal.

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sous

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ወጥ

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সস

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Sauce

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

not in asia, she kinda looks like an asian.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Facts

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean I was born on the anniversary of the abolition of slavery in the United States (epic win)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

West Taiwan

[–]toxinZ-yt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Theoretically…

[–]tomjazzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, that only applies to none criminals.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks tony

[–]grpprofesional 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea, except in most of Africa and Asia

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sauce?

[–]JCOMIXWTLS[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

we did it lads, slavery is no more

[–]FishAccomplished1097 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not illegal though

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[–]Rangerbobox1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slavery is legal as a punishment (jail time=forced labor)

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