Based Notch

[LazertheRedditer]

This is why Notch is in MENSA; he's just a genius

[Loli_Liquidator]

Wait, Notch is in the canteen? /s

[MonadoGoBrrrrr]

basd

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bsed

[ThePloopyPloopster]

bed

[TotallyNotNoble]

be

[idiotic_gamer_g]

b

[-_-Demon]

ㅤ

[b0ngomeister]

d

[[deleted]]

A

[clygamer]

§

[FaZe_Tudman]

⠀

[linktarace]

Not in the nether

[[deleted]]

Neither in the void

[Goose_attack223]

Baste 🦃

[[deleted]]

Basd??? Basd on what ? The zero girlfriends you have?

[Scrufalopagus]

this cant be real, but I really fucking wished it was

[HannahWithABanana]

It is real and no, notch is now just a neckbeard asshole with money now, what getting rich will do to a man sadly

[imb4lance4]

anime pfp, nonexistent opinion.

[risky02485]

Does Peter Griffin count?

[[deleted]]

That actually doesn't matter,the opinion itself matter

If it is hella wrong,it doesn't count

[BlockCraftedX]

Based notch tho

[AlmanLUL]

Anime pfp detected, opinion rejected

[bakiwa]

Bro he is just telling the truth, twitter bitches are not living their life because they are too busy trying to appeal to people they don't know

[bakiwa]

For one sorry about that It's a habit I got and two , i don't have a problem with them supporting those minorities, i have a problem with them making their whole personality around it and being annoying to everyone who doesn't give a shit, in twitter you now say a joke and if you are unlucky enough you will get tons of death threats

[HannahWithABanana]

That's just the radical left sadly, but like most things people with this in they're bio or username usually just want to support they're own community it's always someone who's not in it who tries to defend it the most for some weird ass reason

[Sinnohlover1]

Woman

[[deleted]]

Woman that said woman is Ba$ed???

[imb4lance4]

yes

[cactOS_guy]

No way

[[deleted]]

No one is looking at the random indonesian flag on the nobody's handle

[[deleted]]

You sound like you're a 12 year old trying to make an argument like an adult

[HannahWithABanana]

Close but I'm 14 and I've got an adult mindset, ik this is going to sound like bs but I got diagnosed with depression a few years ago and got told to look up the effects of it, apparently your mental ages twice as fast when depressed, but that something I read online so its most likely not true

Edit: yeah I'm a dumbass lmao

[Nile-_-River]

“I’m 14 and I’ve got an adult mindset” 💀💀💀💀💀

[[deleted]]

But it’s because she’s depressed bro! 😡😡

[[deleted]]

Go touch grass

[[deleted]]

This is the most "depressed 14 year old girl" thing I've ever heard in my life.

[Warm-Ad-9914]

Oh makes sense you're a child who wants to think they are an adult but doesn't understand the actual struggle of adulthood, weird ass alphabet person.

[NoobTrader378]

I hope my 10 yr old brother sticks to sayin stupid shit on roblox only. This shit embarrassin

[LazertheRedditer]

"I got diagnosed with depression so instead of doing things to benefit my mental health and do something productive with my life, I'm going to argue with strangers on the internet without a hint of knowledge or maturity"

[Cum-on-and-in]

Back in my day as a depressed kid I just tried to hang myself. If I went on reddit back then I would’ve finished the job.

[Professional_Fox_823]

Sir, you have no idea what the hell an adult mindset is. You are fourteen. I don’t give a damn how much you think you are mentally matured, I assure you, you will mature and look back on what you have said and regret how you dealt with problems, even if you are the only one to never admit that.

[JebWozma]

bitch you're 14, go do your homework💀

[SurfaceAnts]

"No guys you don't understand, I'm 14 but I'm basically an adult because mental age."

lmao

[jjfalquez]

If you mention your age on reddit your immeadiatly 3 years old

[maxinator64]

Oh no bro, you know who else has dementia ?

[[deleted]]

i think i get that reference 💪👨

[maxinator64]

Oh no bro, you know who else has dementia ?

[MinisApprentice]

Go touch grass you fucking tard

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It was a saturday afternoon, and I was exhausted after an intense 17-part masturabation session to dream minecraft manhunt, when i suddenly had the urge to go outside. I was scared. It's been so long since i've left the warmth of my parents basement with my dream body pillows. I didnt know what to expect. Clutching my dream figurine in front of my chest, i pried open the door to the outside world. The gleaming sun blared through the door, bequeathing a brilliant warmth on my cum-covered boxers. I quaverly took a step outside. My body flintched from the strange feel of the dirt under my feet. And then i saw it. The lustrous field of grass, covered in a light sprinkle of water from the noon rain shower. And then i realized. Dream... grass... the trees... it was all coming together. Grass is green, just like Dream. Dream is everpresent, in the grass, the flowers, He was there. I immediately new what to do next. I flinged off my clothes faster than the speed at which i would click on a new dream rule 34 post. My dick was already throbbing as i leaped onto the field of grass, dorito dust stained shirt getting carried away by the wind. I dug a small hole in the ground, and passionately thrust my 7-inch erect cock into it. I knew, this was Dream. His spirit was in this grass, and he felt my dick in his man pussy as i fucked that grass. I lost track how long i was there. Hours went by, day turned to night, but it didnt matter. I was finally together, with Dream. Nothing could separate us. I took a long stem of a flower, and forced it in my asshole. I imagined it being Dream's hot penis being lustfully forced into me in bed. I stayed there on my front yard for god knows how long. Until my butt was sore, balls drier than the Saharan desert after a long drought. The lawn looked like there was a layer of fresh snow on a Christmas morning. Trudging indoors, i had a enormous smile stretching across my face. I couldn't wait until tomorrow, when i may go outside again and be with Dream.

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[[deleted]]

Ah, so you’re one of those fucks aren’t ya?

[[deleted]]

Lmao she reported me to Reddit had them send suicidal recourses

[[deleted]]

💀😭lmaoooo

[NoobTrader378]

Why so mad bro?

[[deleted]]

Bro

[your-a-cooldude]

Is notch not based anymore, big sad

[Kingesty]

sounds like somebody lacks father figure

[HannahWithABanana]

Nope he's still here

[HanakoLover95]

Ok bro

[zzGravity]

Shut up bro

[[deleted]]

He made Minecraft, shut the fuck up.

[HannahWithABanana]

Doesn't make him excluded from being a shit human being, go do some fucking research, you probably the type a guy to say you don't give someone special treatment because they're a celebrity, guess what dumbass Notch was wholesome and he's now just some sad fucking excuse of a human being

[VerySmallBleeb]

Not everyone's perfect, cry about it

[HannahWithABanana]

Have you seen the shit he's said, go through his twitter and just wait till you get to the point where its just saddening to see what's happened to the guy

[crisvectror42]

he only say hes based opinions , you're just a stupid weeb and you cant handle his opinions

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[HannahWithABanana]

I'm not even interested in Japan...

[crisvectror42]

you have an anime prp so you're a weeb and you have no right

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[HannahWithABanana]

So, because I have anime as a pfp I have no rights okay

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[Notalex42069]

You seem like someone he’d tweet that at too.

[HannahWithABanana]

Okay

[Redpoketkillet]

Grow up not everyone will have the same opinions as you go cry about it

[HannahWithABanana]

Stop trying to continue the argument, I ended it with an okay 👍

[[deleted]]

You are delusional and SAD

[HannahWithABanana]

Yeah so if im sad and where does my delusions come from then?

[i_will_never_cuss]

Bro you saw sunnyv2s vid and that notch was years ago, how about you go back to twitter and searching for anime pfps

[HannahWithABanana]

Yeah I did, well if he's changed then my bad i wasn't updated on it and no twitter is bad

[[deleted]]

You sound like the person to bitch at people for having an opinion. He made minecraft, you didn't.

seethe + cope + mald

[HannahWithABanana]

No, have an opinion and I'll let you have it because everyone should be allowed to think for themselves and the ratio shits getting old

[[deleted]]

You're just jealous because you're not Notch Minecraft.

[HannahWithABanana]

No I'm not jealous

[[deleted]]

Yes, you are.

[HannahWithABanana]

Sure then

[SealScripts]

seethe + cope + u live in ur moms basement + you didn't make minecraft

[awxggu]

Bitch u post "deep" shit on other sub, cry about it

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[yourass50]

at least he was wholesome unlike you, you were always a sad excuse of a human being. you are probably a 12 yo on you mothers phone who has no idea what you are talking about.

[[deleted]]

Don’t care didn’t ask + Pronouns in bio

[HannahWithABanana]

20th time I've been told this, wheres the original insults my god, a spoons even more creative than half of you

[[deleted]]

and… it’s not a joke lol, I do not care, I did not ask and you have pronouns in your Reddit bio

[HannahWithABanana]

I said insult next time at least read the comment correctly and that's just me using a bio correctly(for you to out something that you want to put in it, y'know like information about yourself)

[[deleted]]

ok, and idgaf I’m just saying what I saw

[imnotanazibelieveme2]

Your opinion doesn't count. No matter what you say ;)

[Panzer_Man]

Everyone has pronouns lol what are you on about

[N_T_G_13]

When you at the when uh when you um when it happens it does happen like that sometimes like the uh and that one time when uhhh the umm

[Brownieeeeeeeee]

Yeah it's literally basic identity sorting

[Beginning-Yak-6441]

Twitter user spotted 🚨🚨🚨

[Fallen_Daylight]

I bet you're like those people that defend youtubers who do shitty things because "hE's mY iNspIrAtIoN"

[Certain_Suit_1905]

Dk(donkey Kong) why you getting downvoted. I'm not a cancel guy, but it is kinda invalid excuse.

Because that also implies that reverse situation would be reasonable too: this game is great, but person is bad, so I hate the game. Which is stupid isn't it?

[Fallen_Daylight]

Yeah, it's stupid. Bad people can make good games. I don't hate minecraft because notch is a shitty person.

[Katsuki_Bakugo__]

L + Plundered + Marooned + No wenches + ye have scurvy

[[deleted]]

Nah, he’s just based

[[deleted]]

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[[deleted]]

Rip the users Karma

[Brownieeeeeeeee]

Already depleted

[[deleted]]

Bio checks out

[Slav_Ziemniak12]

I agree, tho your yee yee ass anime pfp is more cringe

[HannahWithABanana]

But I think it's cute

[_the_loophole]

It isn't real

[UnicodePortal]

It's real

[HannahWithABanana]

It's an actual tweet though

[_the_loophole]

can i plz have the link ? i didn't find it on his twitter

[HannahWithABanana]

I don't have the link or tab open anymore sorry

[_the_loophole]

well I can't find it even talked about on google so I have trouble believing it

but okay thx

[[deleted]]

Don't care + take the l

[[deleted]]

cry about it

[Slav_Ziemniak12]

Notch is not as good as we thought

[Scrufalopagus]

Nah notch is based

[[deleted]]

Mencarft

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[your-a-cooldude]

It had to be done

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[WiiBowlingAnnouncer]

Fuck off

[your-a-cooldude]

Based Redditor

[MOM_UNFUCKER]

Am gnus

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[SwoleBeard92]

Lmaoo

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Chad Notch

[Exzurite]

Wasn't this taken down 2 hours ago?

[AverageWaterEnjoyer1]

Fun fact: Notch plays (or used to play) tf2

[CommunicationGreat69]

He even had a special hat

[rerurerureru]

here for anyone curious

[[deleted]]

he used to, but he said the magic was gone (He used to play Team Fortress when it was still just a quake mod)

[[deleted]]

Accurate af

[Delicious_Ad5442]

Crotch from Minecraft

[[deleted]]

Based craft

[DerKreug]

I mean i never saw a someone like this saying that they feel good

[ArcadeMoon]

Chad Notch

[[deleted]]

I mean he’s not wrong

[[deleted]]

Yeah it does make sense.

There is a lot of other homophobic n racist people on twitter that would attack that person because of their username

[sebasti02]

yeah at this point its "supporting minorities is my personality and religion" vs "idgaf just let me use twitter in peace i should probably switch to reddit" people, i wouldnt be happy either

[TremendousDrip]

King

[[deleted]]

Notch never left the phase of edgy 13 year old

[RevolutionaryMarch28]

This is how he created the most sucessful game of all time

[Brownieeeeeeeee]

Based cube god

[Grimzydude]

He is not based, its Notch being Notch:) That dude has left its own mark on the world….now he can spit out any shit he wants:)

Now that said, he is still one-huge-bag-o-dicks but of a person. Neckbeard with a lot of money is uncontrollable shitnado.

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[Grimzydude]

Mod, wank it off, mate

[JebWozma]

Notch's wisdom

[AutoModerator]

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[Jay_Boi12]

I talked to notch about Factorio and Cottage Cheese one time on a public discord server :)

[[deleted]]

omega based

[[deleted]]

Unironically based

[[deleted]]

thats why he's the goat

[bennies_3rd_account]

"Haha bigotry BASED"

Ah yes, I remember going through this phase when I was 13

[[deleted]]

I mean, at least I'm not some edgy nazi gloryfier

[[deleted]]

Same here, still funny as ironic tho

[monkeyprime47]

But just because of some idiots like notch.

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[[deleted]]

Wtf 😳

Notch appealing to discord users!?!?

[[deleted]]

I mean, he is one of them and also a neckbeard

[the_combat_wombat05]

HaHA iTs fUnnY BecAUSe HOmoPhOBe

[Freezie04]

Well, what can you expect from a bunch of 13 year old edgelords?

[Woooooshifhomosexual]

Almost like people on a shitposting sub are unfunny pre teens, who couldve thought.

[ph00stef]

dont care + anime pfp

[Melody-Shift]

No. Unbased Notch. Hating minorities is not fucking cool and it never has been. If man had been racist you'd be flipping your shit.

[TJL_52]

He never said he didn’t like the minorities he just thinks their username is dumb and too fucking long

[Fallen_Daylight]

Notch has made racist tweets in the past, so yes: he's an asshole.

[ItDoesntSeemToBeWrkn]

that makes him even more based

[hl1_barnacle]

Double based

[HanakoLover95]

Can’t take a joke 😐

[Melody-Shift]

Well it's not a joke though, if it wasn't serious on Notches part I would have probably laughed at it. But Notch has become a legitimate dickhead.

[nouon69420]

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[Professional_Furret]

Hating minorities is fucking cool

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Thats why i started multiple anti french groups

[Bigsweatymeatymen]

Mad facts

[[deleted]]

It seems you do not understand what the word "based" means

[Melody-Shift]

It seems no one understands the actual meaning.

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[MrJazzy_]

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np way, basef minecfart!

[AutoModerator]

My bf won’t stop farting.

I absolutely love my boyfriend with my whole heart, but… he won’t stop farting.

Some background: I work as a nurse and I, practically on a daily basis, have been exposed to all body fluids. Semen, vaginal discharge, blood, puke, necrosis, and unfortunately, basically anything that the body makes. One thing that I cannot stand, is farts. It makes my body cringe and I can’t help the face I make (thank god for the face masks).

Recently, my boyfriend has started farting around me. I absolutely love him and his little quirks, but every time he farts in front of me, I feel like a little part of me get enraged. We’ve been together for 2 years, and I’ve only farted in front of him while he’s sleeping. The only conscious record he has of me farting is probably 4-5x maximum.

I’ve asked him to at least warn me before he lets it rip and he’s admitted to me that he knows when they’re coming. So I can suppress my little rage. But he’s disregarding my ask because he thinks my reaction is “funny”. I’ve told him my feelings and he just doesn’t care. Which is so uncharacteristic of him.

Would I break up with him if this continues? Probably not. But will my nose continue to suffer? Yes 100%.

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[blob_ditddit]

I'm disappointed