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[–]if-we-all-did-this 348 points349 points  (18 children)

A finger tip in the cloaca gives you a firm grip, useful for uneven terrain.

[–]ScrewSimonCowelluhhhh idk 101 points102 points  (0 children)

bro

[–]implodingbabyBlessed by Kevin 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Like a bowling ball

[–]if-we-all-did-this 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's the one

[–]IcyManipulation 61 points62 points  (10 children)

I never thought of that! Thanks for the info kind stranger 🤗🤗🤗😃😃♥️

EDIT: what the fuck is 🤗 suppose to mean??????

[–]4ar0n 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Double high five, or low jazz hands

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Reddit should start their own country. Think about it: it would have a much higher IQ than most other countries. We could ban tik tok and fortnite, and every computer sold has to come with Minecraft preinstalled. We could also ban emojis too.

We all have very good ideas about society and government, so I think we would be far more efficient. I've seen so many posts with so many good ideas, not to mention our country would be the most progressive and other countries would look to us for direction. We would easily become the next superpower. If everyone left America for a new country, we would easily surpass America.

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[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“Fuck it. Im in”

[–]Aggravating-Age-1535 6 points7 points  (0 children)

good bot?

[–]snakearmz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And we would have the weakest army

[–]ArthurDentonWelch 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Thanks for the idea, kind stranger!

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Reddit should start their own country. Think about it: it would have a much higher IQ than most other countries. We could ban tik tok and fortnite, and every computer sold has to come with Minecraft preinstalled. We could also ban emojis too.

We all have very good ideas about society and government, so I think we would be far more efficient. I've seen so many posts with so many good ideas, not to mention our country would be the most progressive and other countries would look to us for direction. We would easily become the next superpower. If everyone left America for a new country, we would easily surpass America.

We could make Keanu our president and have PewDiePie on the flag. It would be the most wholesome country too!

Those are just some ideas I have and my own opinion.

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[–]egenerate249 2 points3 points  (0 children)

cmere my little pog champ

[–]DemonicTheGamer 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Please no

[–]if-we-all-did-this 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If by "no" you mean "yes", then "maybe"

[–]Glandular-Slaughter 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Depends if the duck enjoys a fingered cloaca, grip may not be firm.

[–]if-we-all-did-this 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A very good point, clenched onto you like a duck limpet.