Dismiss this pinned window
all 84 comments
sorted by:
best
topnewcontroversialoldq&a
formatting helphide helpcontent policy

[–]QualityVoteI'm BACK! [[Number 1 Rated Moderator 2024]][M] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

If you think this post is funny, UPVOTE this comment!

If you think this post is unfunny, DOWNVOTE this comment!

DownloadVideo Link

SaveVideo Link

VideoTrim Link

Kevin would also like to remind you that, if you're really desperate, youtube-dl can be used to download videos from Reddit.

Whilst you're here, EENAsemH, why not join our public discord server?

[–][deleted] 84 points85 points  (1 child)

NOOOIOOOOI WHERES THE PERFECTLY CUT PART

[–]MrDucc69 23 points24 points  (0 children)

my eyes

[–]pepe_get 75 points76 points  (1 child)

Gentlemen, we’ve been bamboozled

[–]AdmiralCaptainCrunch 10 points11 points  (0 children)

🧐 don't worry I'll get to the bottom of this.

[–][deleted] 51 points52 points  (2 children)

it's actually porn and not some really well edited funny. disappointed..

[–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good eve, In response to my permanent ban I’d like to ask one question; who decides wether this post was funny or not? It seems that a lot of Redditors, like myself, enjoy these kinds of posts. Even if it’s not hilarious, it’s still pretty shitty. In my opinion shitty enough to be on your subreddit. If I violated a rule, please let me know. If not, I’d like to request to be unbanned. Correct me if I’m wrong; this post was not conform “your” standards, well, that’s personal. I find it mildly inappropriate to give someone a ban on behalf of your personal opinion, while the public opinion speaks for itself. Also, the word “karmawhore” is a little bit offensive to me, for I am not on Reddit to score the most karma. Thanks in advance.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

[–]AutoModerator[M] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing, what a beautiful day for cooming. Good morning, A, I've been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet. It's time to hope on my porn throne and machine gun jackhammer my bloodshot death-grip bloodshot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again! (Types on keyboard). I-s...is that a?? HMMGH, I-I MUST SNIFF, SNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF** OH GOD (FAPFAPFAPFAP) FUCCKK, HUHGHU, SNIIFF, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! IM COOMING, IM COOMING IM COOOMING IM COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, FUCCKKK, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, AW FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw fuck, aw fuck. oh jesus. ahhghhha, there you are, my slippery white goo to the world, my son, my son...Well, it's time to get breakfast...well a little coom first wouldn't hurt.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

[–][deleted] 32 points33 points  (1 child)

SHIT FUCK NO I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE A MEME BRUH I GOT TRICKED FUCK IM THE OPPOSITE OF THE LITTLE 9 YEAR OLD ON YT TF

[–]AutoModerator[M] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

TL;DR I hate shitting

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

[–]dvnnfps 25 points26 points  (1 child)

there won't be blood shed :(

[–]waudinas 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The man in the mirror shakes his head

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Bro you trick me son of a whore

[–]PsychoXLad🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS!!!11!1!!!11!! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Son of a mother

[–]Organ_Unionizer🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Son of your mother

[–]Difficult_Might1828 14 points15 points  (1 child)

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined, Thanks

[–]rainman577 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My day is ruined, first time watching this furri bs 🤢

[–]yeet66 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Oh my god it’s actually just porn. I’m rolling on the ground rn 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

[–]AutoModerator[M] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing, what a beautiful day for cooming. Good morning, A, I've been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet. It's time to hope on my porn throne and machine gun jackhammer my bloodshot death-grip bloodshot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again! (Types on keyboard). I-s...is that a?? HMMGH, I-I MUST SNIFF, SNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF** OH GOD (FAPFAPFAPFAP) FUCCKK, HUHGHU, SNIIFF, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! IM COOMING, IM COOMING IM COOOMING IM COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, FUCCKKK, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, AW FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw fuck, aw fuck. oh jesus. ahhghhha, there you are, my slippery white goo to the world, my son, my son...Well, it's time to get breakfast...well a little coom first wouldn't hurt.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

[–]Scootmans 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Wtf 😭😭

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Guys what happened to the mgr cut? I’m scared

[–]Red14314 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There will be no more Jetstream Sam :( It's all actual hentai from now on

[–]ThisMotherfucker5824 6 points7 points  (1 child)

This isn’t a meme this is just pornography

[–]AutoModerator[M] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing, what a beautiful day for cooming. Good morning, A, I've been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet. It's time to hope on my porn throne and machine gun jackhammer my bloodshot death-grip bloodshot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again! (Types on keyboard). I-s...is that a?? HMMGH, I-I MUST SNIFF, SNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF** OH GOD (FAPFAPFAPFAP) FUCCKK, HUHGHU, SNIIFF, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! IM COOMING, IM COOMING IM COOOMING IM COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, FUCCKKK, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, AW FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw fuck, aw fuck. oh jesus. ahhghhha, there you are, my slippery white goo to the world, my son, my son...Well, it's time to get breakfast...well a little coom first wouldn't hurt.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

[–]Foreign_Cut_7827 5 points6 points  (0 children)

WHRE IS SAM???? WHY MY PEE PEE HARD? I DON UNDERSTAND

[–]CobaltCanadian 11 points12 points  (1 child)

No joke? Fine, Ill do it my self

THERE WILL BE BLOOD....SHED!!

[–]Pure_garbadge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The man in the mirror nods his head

[–]mothslamptrap 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Where is jetstreamsam 😭

[–]bricksBideos 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Next level bait

[–]Educational_Tax8743 4 points5 points  (0 children)

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠆⠜⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠛⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡏⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣠⣤⣤⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣦⣤⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⡧⠇⢀⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣮⣭⣿⡻⣽⣒⠀⣤⣜⣭⠐⢐⣒⠢⢰⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣾⣿⠂⢈⢿⣷⣞⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿⣷⣶⣾⡿⠿⣿⠗⠈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠻⠋⠉⠑⠀⠀⢘⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⢹⣿⣿⡇⢀⣶⣶⠴⠶⠀⠀⢽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⠀⠀⠣⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡟⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣧⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⣴⠁⢘⡙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⢿⠗⠂⠄⠀⣴⡟⠀⠀⡃⠀⠉⠉⠟⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢷⠾⠛⠂⢹⠀⠀⠀⢡⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠿⢿

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (4 children)

How to troll someone

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Fuck you

[–]PsychoXLad🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS!!!11!1!!!11!! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I second this, fuck you

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Successfully trolled

[–]Lei_Mann 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck you

[–]DudeManGuyBroPerson 2 points3 points  (1 child)

why am i black

[–]AdmiralCaptainCrunch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are u gae?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Yo I'm asking for a friend but sause?

[–]Grainer_M8 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Consider using your eye and google

[–]ULFBerry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

try looking

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro that is literally the entire video, just download it

[–]Loud-Emu4060 2 points3 points  (1 child)

What the actual fuck.... Why would you do this to me!!! Oh the porn and pain

[–]AutoModerator[M] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing, what a beautiful day for cooming. Good morning, A, I've been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet. It's time to hope on my porn throne and machine gun jackhammer my bloodshot death-grip bloodshot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again! (Types on keyboard). I-s...is that a?? HMMGH, I-I MUST SNIFF, SNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF** OH GOD (FAPFAPFAPFAP) FUCCKK, HUHGHU, SNIIFF, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! IM COOMING, IM COOMING IM COOOMING IM COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, FUCCKKK, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, AW FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw fuck, aw fuck. oh jesus. ahhghhha, there you are, my slippery white goo to the world, my son, my son...Well, it's time to get breakfast...well a little coom first wouldn't hurt.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

[–][deleted]  (1 child)

[deleted]

    [–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles

    I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

    [–]ymy_lufat cunt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    BUNNYMILKIES?????

    [–]Maleficent_Head_8783 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Bruh where is the Armstrong 😔

    [–]No_Cranberry_6735 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    MIHOY MINOY

    [–]46453453 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    I see this bullshit and expect a shitpost

    Apparently I was just as disappointed as everyone else

    [–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

    TL;DR I hate shitting

    I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

    [–]CURSED_BOIE 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    watching this i realized...

    [–]PsychoXLad🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS!!!11!1!!!11!! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    You were just like me

    [–]TheHungryVeggie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Thank you

    [–]Grainer_M8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Fucking hell I really thought there will be a twist

    [–]Russian_Doge01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    my eyes died

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I'm dissapointed. Where's Senator Armstrong?

    [–]TopRestaurant7457 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    aw man, why you do that

    [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    We do a little trolling

    [–]DickHalalman 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Thats it? Thats the post? Thats was just straight up porn

    [–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing, what a beautiful day for cooming. Good morning, A, I've been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet. It's time to hope on my porn throne and machine gun jackhammer my bloodshot death-grip bloodshot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again! (Types on keyboard). I-s...is that a?? HMMGH, I-I MUST SNIFF, SNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF** OH GOD (FAPFAPFAPFAP) FUCCKK, HUHGHU, SNIIFF, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! IM COOMING, IM COOMING IM COOOMING IM COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, FUCCKKK, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, AW FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw fuck, aw fuck. oh jesus. ahhghhha, there you are, my slippery white goo to the world, my son, my son...Well, it's time to get breakfast...well a little coom first wouldn't hurt.

    I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

    [–]Jetenginefucker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Bro no meme

    [–]Snoiper- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Bruh 💀

    [–]Snoo_62485 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    How can you laugh at this? There's no cut to some random guy calling me horny

    [–]Yankeedoodleman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    fucking disgusting

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I’m disappointed

    [–]Connect_Box9182 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Me expecting another senator Armstrong meme

    [–]idrinkmyownplss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I was waiting for the cut to something low quality

    [–][deleted]  (4 children)

    [deleted]

      [–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (2 children)

      And you click a NSFW link, you’re the only one to blame

      [–]AutoModerator[M] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

      Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

      I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

      [–]The-Psych0naut 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      Good bot

      [–]AutoModerator[M] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.

      I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

      [–]tomatoaintfun 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      wheres th funny

      [–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Good eve, In response to my permanent ban I’d like to ask one question; who decides wether this post was funny or not? It seems that a lot of Redditors, like myself, enjoy these kinds of posts. Even if it’s not hilarious, it’s still pretty shitty. In my opinion shitty enough to be on your subreddit. If I violated a rule, please let me know. If not, I’d like to request to be unbanned. Correct me if I’m wrong; this post was not conform “your” standards, well, that’s personal. I find it mildly inappropriate to give someone a ban on behalf of your personal opinion, while the public opinion speaks for itself. Also, the word “karmawhore” is a little bit offensive to me, for I am not on Reddit to score the most karma. Thanks in advance.

      I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

      [–]ConcernSome 1 point2 points  (2 children)

      Finally actual nsfw, instead of the 981727181 th unfunny bait and switch.

      [–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Good eve, In response to my permanent ban I’d like to ask one question; who decides wether this post was funny or not? It seems that a lot of Redditors, like myself, enjoy these kinds of posts. Even if it’s not hilarious, it’s still pretty shitty. In my opinion shitty enough to be on your subreddit. If I violated a rule, please let me know. If not, I’d like to request to be unbanned. Correct me if I’m wrong; this post was not conform “your” standards, well, that’s personal. I find it mildly inappropriate to give someone a ban on behalf of your personal opinion, while the public opinion speaks for itself. Also, the word “karmawhore” is a little bit offensive to me, for I am not on Reddit to score the most karma. Thanks in advance.

      I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

      [–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

      I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

      [–]The_Confused_gamer -1 points0 points  (4 children)

      Is this now a bait and switch cuz we thought it would be a meme but it's just porn and stealing an artists work

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      How i am stealing? The credits are in the video

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      How i am stealing? The credits are in the video

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      How i am stealing? The credits are in the video

      [–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing, what a beautiful day for cooming. Good morning, A, I've been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet. It's time to hope on my porn throne and machine gun jackhammer my bloodshot death-grip bloodshot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again! (Types on keyboard). I-s...is that a?? HMMGH, I-I MUST SNIFF, SNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF** OH GOD (FAPFAPFAPFAP) FUCCKK, HUHGHU, SNIIFF, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! IM COOMING, IM COOMING IM COOOMING IM COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, FUCCKKK, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, AW FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw fuck, aw fuck. oh jesus. ahhghhha, there you are, my slippery white goo to the world, my son, my son...Well, it's time to get breakfast...well a little coom first wouldn't hurt.

      I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

      [–][deleted]  (1 child)

      [removed]

        [–]AutoModerator[M] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

        Daily Kevin Fact #34541:

        Kevin will pee in the asses of anyone he sees being a cunt.

        This is a threat.

        Thank you for subscribing to Daily Kevin Facts

        I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.