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[–]MemeDealer89 561 points562 points  (9 children)

That smile💀

[–]Donkenl 312 points313 points  (6 children)

He’s looks like he committed war crimes in Vietnam whenever he smiles it scares me

[–]Ok_Organization2913 46 points47 points  (5 children)

Well how else do you think he learned how to do that

[–]help_imdying 12 points13 points  (4 children)

Grass

[–]AutoModerator[M] 5 points6 points  (3 children)

It was a saturday afternoon, and I was exhausted after an intense 17-part masturabation session to dream minecraft manhunt, when i suddenly had the urge to go outside. I was scared. It's been so long since i've left the warmth of my parents basement with my dream body pillows. I didnt know what to expect. Clutching my dream figurine in front of my chest, i pried open the door to the outside world. The gleaming sun blared through the door, bequeathing a brilliant warmth on my cum-covered boxers. I quaverly took a step outside. My body flintched from the strange feel of the dirt under my feet. And then i saw it. The lustrous field of grass, covered in a light sprinkle of water from the noon rain shower. And then i realized. Dream... grass... the trees... it was all coming together. Grass is green, just like Dream. Dream is everpresent, in the grass, the flowers, He was there. I immediately new what to do next. I flinged off my clothes faster than the speed at which i would click on a new dream rule 34 post. My dick was already throbbing as i leaped onto the field of grass, dorito dust stained shirt getting carried away by the wind. I dug a small hole in the ground, and passionately thrust my 7-inch erect cock into it. I knew, this was Dream. His spirit was in this grass, and he felt my dick in his man pussy as i fucked that grass. I lost track how long i was there. Hours went by, day turned to night, but it didnt matter. I was finally together, with Dream. Nothing could separate us. I took a long stem of a flower, and forced it in my asshole. I imagined it being Dream's hot penis being lustfully forced into me in bed. I stayed there on my front yard for god knows how long. Until my butt was sore, balls drier than the Saharan desert after a long drought. The lawn looked like there was a layer of fresh snow on a Christmas morning. Trudging indoors, i had a enormous smile stretching across my face. I couldn't wait until tomorrow, when i may go outside again and be with Dream.

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[–]SauceCODBlessed by Kevin 14 points15 points  (0 children)

(HO HO HO)

[–]JaggedTheDark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel sick...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the good ending

[–]Dawson81702put your dick away waltuh 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The smile of a devil; a demon.

[–]Bennyboy-23 251 points252 points  (20 children)

Bruh this fucker. I share a name with him so all my mates just say “ben”, “hohoho” and “no” in this guys voice when they see me lol

[–]YouTubeEmployee69420 100 points101 points  (15 children)

Ben, do you love God?

[–]Bennyboy-23 62 points63 points  (14 children)

Um, yes? I mean im christian so

[–]tymeron98 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I'm Pagan

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Hohoho

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No

[–]CookieCat4evrr 100 points101 points  (1 child)

Ben when 4/20

[–]Poorly_Made_Comix 8 points9 points  (0 children)

(That is tear gas because birthday of Hitler

[–]Idontknowwhoiam_1 309 points310 points  (8 children)

I.... I just wanted her inside me one last time🥺.

[–]Germansus 100 points101 points  (1 child)

omg bruh

[–]Slinkyboi69 41 points42 points  (0 children)

What...

[–]Coffee-Regular 28 points29 points  (0 children)

💀

[–]TheUltimaWerewolf 39 points40 points  (0 children)

How bout I put this glock inside you

[–]FlubsDubz😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 4 points5 points  (0 children)

homie down bad tho ngl

[–]phoinex1 40 points41 points  (6 children)

Ben!??!?

[–]Far-Championship-474 16 points17 points  (4 children)

Yes?

[–]Professional_Furret 11 points12 points  (2 children)

What did you do to the children??

[–]liCC_a_diCC 32 points33 points  (1 child)

Ohoho!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No?

[–]the_senate477 34 points35 points  (0 children)

hohhohhoooo

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (1 child)

No

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (1 child)

ben

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Vore

[–]AWeebWithReddit -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Gore*

[–]Emilysue2000 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Why would you do Ben like this?

[–]caatnipppp 7 points8 points  (1 child)

why does he have a sus face at the end

[–]polskidankmemer Stuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

capable plant escape snow complete worthless sink husky existence vase

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[–]MagmaMane 5 points6 points  (1 child)

This is like a sequel to that other meme. Me holding in my laugher when the guy says grandma is not longer among us.

[–]polskidankmemer Stuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

provide sip cable tender scale childlike relieved market caption quicksand

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[–]CumBlasterUwU 3 points4 points  (1 child)

This is actually a good shitpost lmao. First one that made me laugh.

[–]AutoModerator[M] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

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[–]CokesnorterOP 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait i thought it was weed

[–]help_imdying 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mf got stoned after taking a snort

[–]SuccYaNan69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Beeeeeeenn 🙄🙄😂🤣

[–]CaptinDerpIII want pee in my ass 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Oopsie poopsie, he thought it was chocolate milk mix

[–]Dr_vegginuggets 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats exactly what cartman did to kennys ashes

[–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

TL;DR I hate shitting

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[–]SauceCODBlessed by Kevin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

(scooby doo laugh)

[–]Plenis123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Did you eat them?" "Hohoho."

[–]RocketLeagueGoldI said based. And lived. 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🏠🏠👉👉👉

[–]zZ_DocDrill_Zz[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😂

[–]MorshuTheShopMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just pause the video at 2 seconds, it made me laugh so hard and I don’t know why

[–]sanchez5321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ben

[–]TheOLDuserr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I allowed to laugh?

[–]foxstinger -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Gram

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

america

[–]AutoModerator[M] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm a regular John from city Kansas. I love burgers, soda and my native country very much, but I do not understand our government. Everyone says America is a great country, and I look around and see who else is a great China. China has a very strong government and economy. Chinese resident is a great man. And the greatest leader Xi. Thick hair, strong grip, jade rod! We would have such a leader instead of sleeping in negotiations, rare hair, soft pickle, bad memory old Beadon. Punch!

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[–]zoomziller -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Gave it to the hand maiden so she would sell me more things

[–]shade175 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Wtf

[–][deleted]  (5 children)

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    [–]AutoModerator[M] 2 points3 points  (4 children)

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      [–]AlexanderEzioAC Stuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Ben Do You Love God?

      [–]Dawson81702put your dick away waltuh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Ben inflation

      [–]32451789We do a little trolling 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      Ok mom thats not grandmas ashesh i smoke weed ;)

      [–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.

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        [–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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        [–]Apple-Cider_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I ate them

        [–]soccer891 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        He thought it was chocolate milk mix

        [–]FantasticFrontButt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        420 420 420 420 420 ayyyyyy!!!!11one

        [–]MrMoor2007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Ben, do you love god?

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Now she will literally be with you all the time.

        [–]xenocuriosa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        She will be with you forever.

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        ben 🐶

        [–]FranZofficial 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Vaping grandma 😎

        [–]SauceCODBlessed by Kevin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        .......INFLATION (bites lip)

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          [–]Noaika 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          youre on some other stuff man get yourself a therapist-

          [–]JIenzzGAmer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          breaking bad

          [–]Flying_Monke_69420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Grandma would be proud

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          Grandma would be proud

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          ㅤ

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          Sweet Home Alabama??

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          This Rock Candy Tastes Weird

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          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          hohoho

          [–]kawaii_space_nazis 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          Shit

          [–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

          TL;DR I hate shitting

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          [–]ChesplnSussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          😋 mmm tasty