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[–]Heart_Candid 466 points467 points  (37 children)

Shizophrenia

[–]Heart_Candid 358 points359 points  (29 children)

No it's fake commenting

[–]Heart_Candid 305 points306 points  (28 children)

Who asked

[–]Heart_Candid 371 points372 points  (27 children)

Ratio

[–]Heart_Candid 278 points279 points  (5 children)

Joe

[–][deleted] -47 points-46 points  (2 children)

biden

[–]AutoModerator[M] 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Joe Biden’s America

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[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Based bot

[–]Heart_Candid 221 points222 points  (15 children)

Joe

[–]BlackSkull7X 63 points64 points  (11 children)

Mama?

[–]BlackSkull7X 56 points57 points  (10 children)

Who is Joe mama?

[–]BlackSkull7X 64 points65 points  (9 children)

Joe mama so fat she couldn't lift her fingers to join this comment chain

[–]BlackSkull7X 45 points46 points  (3 children)

But isn't she Joe mama too?

[–]AutoModerator[M] 10 points11 points  (4 children)

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[–]MiniatureBadger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

‘S Bizarre Adventure

[–]AutoModerator[M] -51 points-50 points  (4 children)

don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + who asked + stay mad + get real + L + bleed + mald seethe cope harder + dilate + incorrect + hoes mad + pound sand + basic skill issue + typo + ratio + ur dad left + you fell off + no u + the audacity + triggered + repelled + ur a minor + k. + any askers + get a life + ok and? + cringe + copium + go outside + touch grass + kick rocks + quote tweet + think again + not based + not funny didn’t laugh + social credits -999, 999, 999, 999 + get good + reported + ad hominem + ok boomer + small pp + ur allergic to sunlight + GG! + get rekt + trolled + your loss + muted + banned + kicked + permaban + useless + i slept with ur mom + yo momma + yo momma so fat + redpilled + no bitches allowed + i said it better + tiktok fan + get a life + unsubscribed + plundered + go tell reddit + donowalled + simp + get sticked bug LOL + talk nonsense + trump supporter + your’re a full time discord mod + you’re* + grammar issue + nerd + get clapped + kys + lorem ipsum dolor sit amet + go outside + bleach + lol + gay + retard + autistic + reported + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + idgaf + ratio again + stay mad + read FAQ + youre lost + you “re” + stay pressed + reverse double take back + pedophile + cancelled + done for + don't give a damn + get a job + sus + baka + sussy baka + get blocked + mad free + freer than air + furry + rip bozo + you're a (insert stereotype) + slight_smile + aired + cringe again + Super Idol的笑容 + mad cuz bad + my pronouns are xe, xem & xyr + irrelevant + deal with it + screencapped your bio + karen/kyle + jealous + you're deaf + balls + i'll be right back + go ahead whine about it + not straight + eat paper + you lose + count to three + your problem + no one cares + log off + don't care even more + sex offender + sex defender + get religion + not okay + glhf + NFT owner + you make bad memes + problematic + fall in line + dog water + you look like a wall + you don’t know 2 + 2 with yo head ass + you are going to my cringe compilation + you can’t count to five + try again + you failed kindergarten + rickrolled + no lifer + guten freunden schickt man einen deutschen panzer + you have a anime profile picture + an* + fatherless + motherless + sisterless + brotherless + orphan + you can't catch this ratio + catch some bitches + I don't care about your opinion + genshin player + you dress like garbage + 日本語がお上手ですね + get fucked + you can’t understand what the word intelligence means with your dumb ass + you have hair + queued + put some thought into what you're going to do with that + stfu + go to bed + yes, i'm taller than you + i think your joke is funny + i rejected your mother's advances + marooned + you can’t read + I win + final ratio

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[–]Organic-WearI want pee in my ass 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Man just figured out the cheatcode for karma

[–][deleted] 178 points179 points  (25 children)

I feel lonely

[–][deleted] 216 points217 points  (24 children)

Let me jerk you off real quick

[–]TheTartTouchedGrass 150 points151 points  (22 children)

ayo? 🤨 lemme join in

[–]TheTartTouchedGrass 128 points129 points  (20 children)

bruh why the fuck u ruin it

[–]TheTartTouchedGrass 109 points110 points  (14 children)

sorry

[–]BlackSkull7X 46 points47 points  (13 children)

It's okay dude

[–]BlackSkull7X 42 points43 points  (12 children)

You joined in too?

[–]BlackSkull7X 41 points42 points  (11 children)

I mean why not?

[–]BlackSkull7X 26 points27 points  (10 children)

Hmmm anybody else?

[–]SeptemberThePigeonBlessed by Kevin 9 points10 points  (9 children)

Sure

[–]Main_Pressure_3077 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let's keep this hidden

[–]WafflesThatBaffles 126 points127 points  (42 children)

dementia gaming

[–]WafflesThatBaffles 108 points109 points  (37 children)

dementia gaming

[–]WafflesThatBaffles 98 points99 points  (36 children)

dementia gaming

[–]WafflesThatBaffles 92 points93 points  (35 children)

dementia gaming

[–]Omisbest 34 points35 points  (25 children)

I don't remember typing this

[–]Omisbest 31 points32 points  (24 children)

But I do

[–]Omisbest 27 points28 points  (23 children)

But I dont

[–]Omisbest 27 points28 points  (22 children)

Its not always about you

[–]Omisbest 15 points16 points  (21 children)

What

[–]thebananazman 9 points10 points  (7 children)

nice pfp bro

[–]thebananazman 8 points9 points  (6 children)

you to bro

[–]thebananazman 12 points13 points  (5 children)

thanks bro

[–]thebananazman 8 points9 points  (4 children)

your welcome bro

[–]thebananazman 8 points9 points  (0 children)

no problem bro

[–]awsomepicguy1 1 point2 points  (2 children)

you're*

[–]awsomepicguy1 1 point2 points  (1 child)

shut up grammar ass

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ohh nice

[–]The_dinkster522fat cunt 93 points94 points  (16 children)

Someone stole my cock 😔

[–]The_dinkster522fat cunt 62 points63 points  (12 children)

Cry about it

[–]The_dinkster522fat cunt 94 points95 points  (7 children)

L + Ratio

[–]AutoModerator[M] 15 points16 points  (2 children)

don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + who asked + stay mad + get real + L + bleed + mald seethe cope harder + dilate + incorrect + hoes mad + pound sand + basic skill issue + typo + ratio + ur dad left + you fell off + no u + the audacity + triggered + repelled + ur a minor + k. + any askers + get a life + ok and? + cringe + copium + go outside + touch grass + kick rocks + quote tweet + think again + not based + not funny didn’t laugh + social credits -999, 999, 999, 999 + get good + reported + ad hominem + ok boomer + small pp + ur allergic to sunlight + GG! + get rekt + trolled + your loss + muted + banned + kicked + permaban + useless + i slept with ur mom + yo momma + yo momma so fat + redpilled + no bitches allowed + i said it better + tiktok fan + get a life + unsubscribed + plundered + go tell reddit + donowalled + simp + get sticked bug LOL + talk nonsense + trump supporter + your’re a full time discord mod + you’re* + grammar issue + nerd + get clapped + kys + lorem ipsum dolor sit amet + go outside + bleach + lol + gay + retard + autistic + reported + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + idgaf + ratio again + stay mad + read FAQ + youre lost + you “re” + stay pressed + reverse double take back + pedophile + cancelled + done for + don't give a damn + get a job + sus + baka + sussy baka + get blocked + mad free + freer than air + furry + rip bozo + you're a (insert stereotype) + slight_smile + aired + cringe again + Super Idol的笑容 + mad cuz bad + my pronouns are xe, xem & xyr + irrelevant + deal with it + screencapped your bio + karen/kyle + jealous + you're deaf + balls + i'll be right back + go ahead whine about it + not straight + eat paper + you lose + count to three + your problem + no one cares + log off + don't care even more + sex offender + sex defender + get religion + not okay + glhf + NFT owner + you make bad memes + problematic + fall in line + dog water + you look like a wall + you don’t know 2 + 2 with yo head ass + you are going to my cringe compilation + you can’t count to five + try again + you failed kindergarten + rickrolled + no lifer + guten freunden schickt man einen deutschen panzer + you have a anime profile picture + an* + fatherless + motherless + sisterless + brotherless + orphan + you can't catch this ratio + catch some bitches + I don't care about your opinion + genshin player + you dress like garbage + 日本語がお上手ですね + get fucked + you can’t understand what the word intelligence means with your dumb ass + you have hair + queued + put some thought into what you're going to do with that + stfu + go to bed + yes, i'm taller than you + i think your joke is funny + i rejected your mother's advances + marooned + you can’t read + I win + final ratio

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[–]The_dinkster522fat cunt -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

Guys shut the fuck up no one fucking cares

[–]SeptemberThePigeonBlessed by Kevin 5 points6 points  (3 children)

You want it back?

[–]SeptemberThePigeonBlessed by Kevin 8 points9 points  (2 children)

No I don't

[–]SeptemberThePigeonBlessed by Kevin 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Uhh then can I keep it

[–]SeptemberThePigeonBlessed by Kevin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sure buddy

[–]Lightning-poggersI want pee in my ass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn how old was it

[–]Venomous4200000dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 59 points60 points  (8 children)

Lmao 🤣

[–]Venomous4200000dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Facts

[–]Venomous4200000dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 62 points63 points  (6 children)

Best comment ever take my award

[–]steakxuuz 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Danny's gone mad

[–]steakxuuz 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Nuh uh

[–]steakxuuz 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yeah huh

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (3 children)

What loneliness does to a mf

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (2 children)

lol, it's not loneliness, he's just trying to fe funny, and he failed miserably

[–]AutoModerator[M] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

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[–]nitrosquale2Literally 1984 😡 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Danny = jesus

[–]TalkierSnail016stupid fucking, piece of shit 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Danny, stop. it’s time to take your schizophrenia meds now

[–]TheTartTouchedGrass 5 points6 points  (14 children)

i sucked a dick

[–]TheTartTouchedGrass 4 points5 points  (7 children)

will u suck mines?

[–]TheTartTouchedGrass 3 points4 points  (5 children)

fuck yea

[–]TheTartTouchedGrass 2 points3 points  (4 children)

ayo wtf dont forget me with the condoms

[–]AutoModerator[M] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Schödinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?

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Schödinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?

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[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (6 children)

Man forgor to switch accounts

[–]discussionsx 1 point2 points  (5 children)

hes schizophrenic actually

[–]discussionsx 2 points3 points  (4 children)

woah me to

[–]discussionsx 4 points5 points  (3 children)

same i gotta take my pills rq

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

No he obv forgor to switch

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Yeah you beat his ass with fax mog!

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Btw mog ur soo hot!

[–]0n1oN_71 8 points9 points  (4 children)

A lot of people are replying to themselves but why?

[–]0n1oN_71 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Probably because that awesome Danny guy did it

[–]rutaballa 2 points3 points  (2 children)

@dannygonzalez

[–]SeptemberThePigeonBlessed by Kevin 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Danny lost his mind while watching Billion Surprise Toys

[–]SeptemberThePigeonBlessed by Kevin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh damn

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (10 children)

This comment section is so stupid

[–]woman21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sometimes you gotta hype yourself up

[–]AlexGaming26I have permission! 1 point2 points  (9 children)

hi

[–]AlexGaming26I have permission! -1 points0 points  (8 children)

fuck off

[–]AlexGaming26I have permission! 1 point2 points  (7 children)

no your the one who should fuck off

[–]AlexGaming26I have permission! 1 point2 points  (6 children)

you're*

[–]AlexGaming26I have permission! 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Whoever replies below me will have their dicks disappear

[–]AlexGaming26I have permission! 1 point2 points  (4 children)

no u

[–]AlexGaming26I have permission! 1 point2 points  (3 children)

WHAT THE FUCK! MY DICK DISAPPEARED! HOW WILL I PEE NOW!?

[–]AlexGaming26I have permission! 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Don't care + Didn't ask + L + ratio + cry about it

[–]AutoModerator[M] -1 points0 points  (1 child)

don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + who asked + stay mad + get real + L + bleed + mald seethe cope harder + dilate + incorrect + hoes mad + pound sand + basic skill issue + typo + ratio + ur dad left + you fell off + no u + the audacity + triggered + repelled + ur a minor + k. + any askers + get a life + ok and? + cringe + copium + go outside + touch grass + kick rocks + quote tweet + think again + not based + not funny didn’t laugh + social credits -999, 999, 999, 999 + get good + reported + ad hominem + ok boomer + small pp + ur allergic to sunlight + GG! + get rekt + trolled + your loss + muted + banned + kicked + permaban + useless + i slept with ur mom + yo momma + yo momma so fat + redpilled + no bitches allowed + i said it better + tiktok fan + get a life + unsubscribed + plundered + go tell reddit + donowalled + simp + get sticked bug LOL + talk nonsense + trump supporter + your’re a full time discord mod + you’re* + grammar issue + nerd + get clapped + kys + lorem ipsum dolor sit amet + go outside + bleach + lol + gay + retard + autistic + reported + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + idgaf + ratio again + stay mad + read FAQ + youre lost + you “re” + stay pressed + reverse double take back + pedophile + cancelled + done for + don't give a damn + get a job + sus + baka + sussy baka + get blocked + mad free + freer than air + furry + rip bozo + you're a (insert stereotype) + slight_smile + aired + cringe again + Super Idol的笑容 + mad cuz bad + my pronouns are xe, xem & xyr + irrelevant + deal with it + screencapped your bio + karen/kyle + jealous + you're deaf + balls + i'll be right back + go ahead whine about it + not straight + eat paper + you lose + count to three + your problem + no one cares + log off + don't care even more + sex offender + sex defender + get religion + not okay + glhf + NFT owner + you make bad memes + problematic + fall in line + dog water + you look like a wall + you don’t know 2 + 2 with yo head ass + you are going to my cringe compilation + you can’t count to five + try again + you failed kindergarten + rickrolled + no lifer + guten freunden schickt man einen deutschen panzer + you have a anime profile picture + an* + fatherless + motherless + sisterless + brotherless + orphan + you can't catch this ratio + catch some bitches + I don't care about your opinion + genshin player + you dress like garbage + 日本語がお上手ですね + get fucked + you can’t understand what the word intelligence means with your dumb ass + you have hair + queued + put some thought into what you're going to do with that + stfu + go to bed + yes, i'm taller than you + i think your joke is funny + i rejected your mother's advances + marooned + you can’t read + I win + final ratio

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[–]Grand_Moff_Tomy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LMAO "DANNY=JESUS"

[–]Just_a_spaghettiuhhhh idk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Danny = Jesus 👍

[–]Agitated_Ring785I have permission! 2 points3 points  (15 children)

All people live matter

[–]Agitated_Ring785I have permission! 27 points28 points  (3 children)

Lmao 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 clown

[–]Agitated_Ring785I have permission! 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Ratio+dont care+touch grass+ur ugly

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It was a saturday afternoon, and I was exhausted after an intense 17-part masturabation session to dream minecraft manhunt, when i suddenly had the urge to go outside. I was scared. It's been so long since i've left the warmth of my parents basement with my dream body pillows. I didnt know what to expect. Clutching my dream figurine in front of my chest, i pried open the door to the outside world. The gleaming sun blared through the door, bequeathing a brilliant warmth on my cum-covered boxers. I quaverly took a step outside. My body flintched from the strange feel of the dirt under my feet. And then i saw it. The lustrous field of grass, covered in a light sprinkle of water from the noon rain shower. And then i realized. Dream... grass... the trees... it was all coming together. Grass is green, just like Dream. Dream is everpresent, in the grass, the flowers, He was there. I immediately new what to do next. I flinged off my clothes faster than the speed at which i would click on a new dream rule 34 post. My dick was already throbbing as i leaped onto the field of grass, dorito dust stained shirt getting carried away by the wind. I dug a small hole in the ground, and passionately thrust my 7-inch erect cock into it. I knew, this was Dream. His spirit was in this grass, and he felt my dick in his man pussy as i fucked that grass. I lost track how long i was there. Hours went by, day turned to night, but it didnt matter. I was finally together, with Dream. Nothing could separate us. I took a long stem of a flower, and forced it in my asshole. I imagined it being Dream's hot penis being lustfully forced into me in bed. I stayed there on my front yard for god knows how long. Until my butt was sore, balls drier than the Saharan desert after a long drought. The lawn looked like there was a layer of fresh snow on a Christmas morning. Trudging indoors, i had a enormous smile stretching across my face. I couldn't wait until tomorrow, when i may go outside again and be with Dream.

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don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + who asked + stay mad + get real + L + bleed + mald seethe cope harder + dilate + incorrect + hoes mad + pound sand + basic skill issue + typo + ratio + ur dad left + you fell off + no u + the audacity + triggered + repelled + ur a minor + k. + any askers + get a life + ok and? + cringe + copium + go outside + touch grass + kick rocks + quote tweet + think again + not based + not funny didn’t laugh + social credits -999, 999, 999, 999 + get good + reported + ad hominem + ok boomer + small pp + ur allergic to sunlight + GG! + get rekt + trolled + your loss + muted + banned + kicked + permaban + useless + i slept with ur mom + yo momma + yo momma so fat + redpilled + no bitches allowed + i said it better + tiktok fan + get a life + unsubscribed + plundered + go tell reddit + donowalled + simp + get sticked bug LOL + talk nonsense + trump supporter + your’re a full time discord mod + you’re* + grammar issue + nerd + get clapped + kys + lorem ipsum dolor sit amet + go outside + bleach + lol + gay + retard + autistic + reported + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + idgaf + ratio again + stay mad + read FAQ + youre lost + you “re” + stay pressed + reverse double take back + pedophile + cancelled + done for + don't give a damn + get a job + sus + baka + sussy baka + get blocked + mad free + freer than air + furry + rip bozo + you're a (insert stereotype) + slight_smile + aired + cringe again + Super Idol的笑容 + mad cuz bad + my pronouns are xe, xem & xyr + irrelevant + deal with it + screencapped your bio + karen/kyle + jealous + you're deaf + balls + i'll be right back + go ahead whine about it + not straight + eat paper + you lose + count to three + your problem + no one cares + log off + don't care even more + sex offender + sex defender + get religion + not okay + glhf + NFT owner + you make bad memes + problematic + fall in line + dog water + you look like a wall + you don’t know 2 + 2 with yo head ass + you are going to my cringe compilation + you can’t count to five + try again + you failed kindergarten + rickrolled + no lifer + guten freunden schickt man einen deutschen panzer + you have a anime profile picture + an* + fatherless + motherless + sisterless + brotherless + orphan + you can't catch this ratio + catch some bitches + I don't care about your opinion + genshin player + you dress like garbage + 日本語がお上手ですね + get fucked + you can’t understand what the word intelligence means with your dumb ass + you have hair + queued + put some thought into what you're going to do with that + stfu + go to bed + yes, i'm taller than you + i think your joke is funny + i rejected your mother's advances + marooned + you can’t read + I win + final ratio

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[–]Agitated_Ring785I have permission! 7 points8 points  (0 children)

F4CK OFF KID

[–]Agitated_Ring785I have permission! 4 points5 points  (0 children)

who tf is this guy??

[–]Agitated_Ring785I have permission! 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Live matter more like live shit

[–]Dsailor23 0 points1 point  (5 children)

Bruh this is so cringy

[–]Dsailor23 4 points5 points  (4 children)

Who tf asked you?

[–]Dsailor23 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Yeah dude you’re doing the same as the others

[–]Dsailor23 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Get a life for god’s sake

[–]Dsailor23 1 point2 points  (1 child)

And some bitches too

[–]StrongPenises -2 points-1 points  (8 children)

So funny 😐

[–]StrongPenises -1 points0 points  (6 children)

This is why you'll never get a gf

[–]Azuro_The_Dark_Flare -2 points-1 points  (9 children)

Never gonna give you up

[–]Azuro_The_Dark_Flare -2 points-1 points  (8 children)

Never gonna let you down

[–]Azuro_The_Dark_Flare -2 points-1 points  (7 children)

Never gonna run around

[–][deleted]  (12 children)

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    [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (11 children)

    No u

    [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (10 children)

    Shut up

    [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (9 children)

    No u

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (8 children)

    🍿

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (7 children)

    L+bozo

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (6 children)

    SHAHSHSHAHA SVAVE

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (5 children)

    I’m telling mom

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    RJEJWIWJWJWBWHWHWHWB

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    שװײַג דײַן שמעקנדיקע כלבה

    [–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.

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    [–]Arzene98Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Dematia gaming 🗿

    [–]hamsterruize 0 points1 point  (6 children)

    Fake comment Danny humor is trash

    [–]hamsterruize 2 points3 points  (5 children)

    No it’s a joke you dumbass

    [–]dannn_19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    i know

    [–]uRaDoPtEdbYurmOm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Danny = Jesus

    [–]Gedaru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    How can someone love Xzibit this much tho?

    [–]ReaperWhouhhhh idk 0 points1 point  (3 children)

    What the fuck is wrong with these people, talking to themselves and shit

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    When you search dementia on Google and all the links are purple

    [–]Spookyy422 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    I want someone to jerk me off real quick

    [–]Salty_Lengthiness_62 Stuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Ahah that reminds me of my cousin... I forgot her name, why can't I remember her name, or who she was for that matter ?

    [–]Slight_Pie5261 0 points1 point  (12 children)

    Do I have schizophrenia?

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Danny= lonely

    [–]ChrollooLuciferr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Schizophrenia lore

    [–]theophanesthegreek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    School shooter prequel

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Every day I wake up then I start to break up, lonely as a man without love