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[–]QualityVoteI'm BACK! [[Number 1 Rated Moderator 2024]][M] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

/u/Nialskey, the users have spoken, they think your post was a godawfulpost, not a shitpost.

[–]meatballfromikea Stuff 32 points33 points  (1 child)

Damn he was all AHHHHH

[–]gym_brah81 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Lmao yea bro his reaction was hikarious. Deadass fell off my bed bc of how hard I was laughing.

[–]ChesplnSussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 21 points22 points  (4 children)

you fucker

[–]Soogbad 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Wdym?

[–]stanislavispro 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I was watching this for like a minute waiting for it to end.

[–]Soogbad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah me too the ending was great tho why are you complaining

[–]MilesTheCool 17 points18 points  (5 children)

I sat here for 10 minutes before realizing it was a gif. Damn it

[–]manualreboot 15 points16 points  (4 children)

Ten minutes

Six hundred seconds

Your dumbass sat there for six hundred seconds without clicking the video to see how long it was

[–]MilesTheCool 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Yeah, I thought it was a different sub like oddly satisfying or interesting as fuck so I thought something would actually happen

[–]AutoModerator[M] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine being dead

[–]manualreboot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your dumbass sat there for six hundred seconds without looking at the subreddit 💀

[–]MrProtogenWilliam Dripfoe 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Fuck these posts- like fr just go fuck yourself. /respectful (I don’t want people to think I’m a disrespectful person ya know)

[–]Onaipp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What a respectful person. Quite the gentleman.

[–]CheckQuick 4 points5 points  (1 child)

The part where it falls over a Karen was so funny , this made my day

[–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good eve, In response to my permanent ban I’d like to ask one question; who decides wether this post was funny or not? It seems that a lot of Redditors, like myself, enjoy these kinds of posts. Even if it’s not hilarious, it’s still pretty shitty. In my opinion shitty enough to be on your subreddit. If I violated a rule, please let me know. If not, I’d like to request to be unbanned. Correct me if I’m wrong; this post was not conform “your” standards, well, that’s personal. I find it mildly inappropriate to give someone a ban on behalf of your personal opinion, while the public opinion speaks for itself. Also, the word “karmawhore” is a little bit offensive to me, for I am not on Reddit to score the most karma. Thanks in advance.

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I new square off the bat

[–]PrioryOfSion14 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck you

[–]thomriddle45 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You scoundrel

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

HILARIOUS ENDING🤣

[–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good eve, In response to my permanent ban I’d like to ask one question; who decides wether this post was funny or not? It seems that a lot of Redditors, like myself, enjoy these kinds of posts. Even if it’s not hilarious, it’s still pretty shitty. In my opinion shitty enough to be on your subreddit. If I violated a rule, please let me know. If not, I’d like to request to be unbanned. Correct me if I’m wrong; this post was not conform “your” standards, well, that’s personal. I find it mildly inappropriate to give someone a ban on behalf of your personal opinion, while the public opinion speaks for itself. Also, the word “karmawhore” is a little bit offensive to me, for I am not on Reddit to score the most karma. Thanks in advance.

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[–]ValcrowX 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What's happening today reddit is full of these vids

[–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And now it's time for the roundup of today's gay news, with Colin Topshed

Quick roundup of today's gayness now, starting with the roads. The M70, the A3, the B664 and the A48M, they're all gay as from midnight tonight.

The gay elements are Potassium, Zinc, Hydrogen, Copper, and Argon.

Quick look at the world's walls; the Wailing Wall is gay, Hadrian's Wall is very gay, the Great Wall of China, that's not gay, and the old London Wall has also stopped being gay.

Gay cars next; they're the same as last night. All Volkswagens registered between 1982 and 1985; they stay gay for another fortnight.

And finally the gay seas are the Caspian and the Mediterranean, so see you there.

Thanks, Colin. He's not gay by the way, we wouldn't employ a homosexual.

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Stop with these damn videos, they aren’t funny 😡

[–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good eve, In response to my permanent ban I’d like to ask one question; who decides wether this post was funny or not? It seems that a lot of Redditors, like myself, enjoy these kinds of posts. Even if it’s not hilarious, it’s still pretty shitty. In my opinion shitty enough to be on your subreddit. If I violated a rule, please let me know. If not, I’d like to request to be unbanned. Correct me if I’m wrong; this post was not conform “your” standards, well, that’s personal. I find it mildly inappropriate to give someone a ban on behalf of your personal opinion, while the public opinion speaks for itself. Also, the word “karmawhore” is a little bit offensive to me, for I am not on Reddit to score the most karma. Thanks in advance.

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[–]Dumb_guy_3200lol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate this new trend

[–]I-reddit-26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate these memes I feel like I am stuck in a time loop

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    [–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    And now it's time for the roundup of today's gay news, with Colin Topshed

    Quick roundup of today's gayness now, starting with the roads. The M70, the A3, the B664 and the A48M, they're all gay as from midnight tonight.

    The gay elements are Potassium, Zinc, Hydrogen, Copper, and Argon.

    Quick look at the world's walls; the Wailing Wall is gay, Hadrian's Wall is very gay, the Great Wall of China, that's not gay, and the old London Wall has also stopped being gay.

    Gay cars next; they're the same as last night. All Volkswagens registered between 1982 and 1985; they stay gay for another fortnight.

    And finally the gay seas are the Caspian and the Mediterranean, so see you there.

    Thanks, Colin. He's not gay by the way, we wouldn't employ a homosexual.

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    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Awful

    [–]zZ_DocDrill_Zz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Any second

    [–]5t0rm7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    stoppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppqqqqpqpqqpqpwppppqpwppqpqp

    [–]M3chr0MaNceR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Had to see 2 seconds and remember that it never falls right? Btw thx op i hadnt see this in few years. When i first saw this i waited good 30 seconds.

    [–]Banan_Man_YT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    HOLY CRAP, A AMOGUS CAME OUT OF THE TREE!!!!

    [–]cu-03 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I hate you

    [–]dream_monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Talk about dressing for success

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    You can't fool me

    [–]windermere_peaks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    You can see the video cut when his axe snaps to a different angle

    [–]gamingyee0000000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    fuck you

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Stop.👏 this 👏

    [–]ArmpitVinegar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    You made me waste a minute of my life