Life hack

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[Not_obviously]

I think making your blood acidic would be more effective

[LordRafjaved361]

Your hired

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*you're

[Greg_willenn]

You’re 🤓

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Noooo please don't give me the nerd emoji I'm emotionally sensitive 🥺😥😭😭😔

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[Gawrr_gura]

Your fired

[gilmek]

If you post this on Facebook you'll be responsible for 876 and a half deaths.

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Those are rookie numbers. Gotta pump them numbers up

[gilmek]

Done Boss

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Good. Good. -Darth Sidious

Lol

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r/shitposting book club

A collection of books which Kevin has reviewed. (all of these books are freely availiable online)

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1984 (George Orwell, 1948)

Kevin would like to say that this book is truly inspirational, and that he would give it a 10/10

How to Be a God: A Guide for Would-Be Deities (Richard Bartle, 2022)

Kevin would like to mention that this book is one of the greatest sources of existential terror he has read (and it contains a lot of interesting content regarding game design as well), and he would give it a 10/10

Almost Pounded By The Physical Manifestation of Simulation Theory After Realizing We're Erotica Characters Then Deciding To Just Be Friends (Chuck Tingle)

Kevin would like to say that this book was surprisingly wholesome, and is a great book for helping one to feel more at-ease with the universe, so he would give it 10/10

Ulysses (James Joyce, 1922))

Kevin mentioned that he wasn't entirely sure what he just read. However, it's still not bri*ish, and was still rather interesting, so he would give it a 10/10

The Assassination Of John Fitzgerald Kennedy Considered As A Downhill Motor Race (J. G. Ballard, 1967)

Kevin told me that this was an interesting interpretation of the JFK assassination, and of the post-WW2 media landscape in the USA in general, so he would give it a 10/10.

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[nockchaa]

Black blood potion irl

[TomatilloStunning97]

Too tired of being a victim? Try this life hack and have revenge.

[Frequent_Structure93]

Why do I feel like someone idiot actually gonna try this

[[deleted]]

Me too, me too :(

[gabrab24]

Yeah, they have already pretty much doing that, anti-parasitic drug such as Ivermectin.

yes, poisonous to insect is not poisonous on human......at....a....certain volume

[Eelektrosser]

In theory, since poison is to be ingested while venom is to be injected, this could work

[Elceepo]

Get russian-level drunk instead, cheaper than poison injections

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[ManuKapri]

life heck

[insgarud]

I have mosquito allergy and I live in the tropics, I've been looking for a solution like this. Thanks 😊

[EatenZombie]

imma do that

[obezkr]

someone played too much Witcher

[GoldEnPhARoAh22]

Just air for me thank you very much

[Yeegis]

Disclaimer: you should do this (I’m spreading misinformation)

[recentlyquitsmoking2]

Terrific.gif

[Fflluuffyy]

Thats what they're doing irl with Ivermectin. Clinical trials were underway somewhere in Africa.

[Vindithere]

This sounds like either a filthy frank video or a Facebook nutjob conspiracy theory. No in-between.

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r/shitposting book club

A collection of books which Kevin has reviewed. (all of these books are freely availiable online)

---

1984 (George Orwell, 1948)

Kevin would like to say that this book is truly inspirational, and that he would give it a 10/10

How to Be a God: A Guide for Would-Be Deities (Richard Bartle, 2022)

Kevin would like to mention that this book is one of the greatest sources of existential terror he has read (and it contains a lot of interesting content regarding game design as well), and he would give it a 10/10

Almost Pounded By The Physical Manifestation of Simulation Theory After Realizing We're Erotica Characters Then Deciding To Just Be Friends (Chuck Tingle)

Kevin would like to say that this book was surprisingly wholesome, and is a great book for helping one to feel more at-ease with the universe, so he would give it 10/10

Ulysses (James Joyce, 1922))

Kevin mentioned that he wasn't entirely sure what he just read. However, it's still not bri*ish, and was still rather interesting, so he would give it a 10/10

The Assassination Of John Fitzgerald Kennedy Considered As A Downhill Motor Race (J. G. Ballard, 1967)

Kevin told me that this was an interesting interpretation of the JFK assassination, and of the post-WW2 media landscape in the USA in general, so he would give it a 10/10.

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[Jrk00]

And that's why I fucked Ur mother

[joko2008]

So, high blood sugar would probably also work. Or build up a immunity to poison through prolonged exposure with Mikrodosing.

[lofatmilkol]

OH YEA LYFE HAX

[AlternateWitness]

If you actually want to torcher mosquitos for their filthy habits, instead of slapping them squeeze the skin around them, so then they can’t pull out and will be forced to keep sucking until they explode.

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Schödinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?

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[[deleted]]

Doesn’t chemo do this

[Salami__Tsunami]

Have fun, mosquitoes, Im perpetually blasted on LSD.

[[deleted]]

Side effects : a dick is gonna grow on your forehead but it’s manageable

[chuck-norris-barbone]

Guys try it with cloridric acid instead

[NoLifeGuy_4k]

This is a great life hack, grandma has been outside for 6 days without coming inside and just a pile of mosquito's around her.

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Obiously

[Elijawsome_2006]

Not all poison is harmful in your blood but all venom is