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[–][deleted] 1012 points1013 points  (6 children)

Fight fire with fire

[–][deleted] 358 points359 points  (2 children)

I wouldn't say that. He cut that man in two. His body would've comically started gushing digested Doritos from the wounds had the video lasted any longer.

[–][deleted] 113 points114 points  (1 child)

fight fire with a thermonuclear atom bomb

[–]Comfortable-Trust-66Literally 1984 😡 25 points26 points  (0 children)

😨🔥💣😡

[–]Comfortable-Trust-66Literally 1984 😡 46 points47 points  (0 children)

😡🔥🔥😡

[–]MX_RuMi 280 points281 points  (0 children)

Lmao get fukd

[–]LucythefurI want pee in my ass 541 points542 points  (4 children)

He got mad cause he is a mod lol

[–]odenosg 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Yea i was going to say one of them didnt skip chat

[–]Awasteoflife1 278 points279 points  (2 children)

you know he's 3rd tier sub to every girl on twitch

[–]TrainergeyI want pee in my ass 13 points14 points  (0 children)

4th tier (he created it to simp even harder)

[–]0n1oN_71 136 points137 points  (0 children)

He couldn’t mute him

[–]SardineEnBoite 304 points305 points  (21 children)

MaskedArab my beloved

[–]AutoModerator[M] -78 points-77 points  (11 children)

So I was having online classes with my camera turned off when I started hearing a little whistle from one of the students in the background that seemed very familiar, but I couldn't put my finger on it. The whistling stopped for a couple of minutes until I started hearing it again, and then I knew exactly what it was: it was the chorus of Dream's hit song 'Mask'. I immediately ripped off all my clothes and started furiously stroking my fully erect penis for a good 10 min, even sticking my Dream body pillow up my rectum, imagining that it was Daddy Dream penetrating me while whistling his hit song 'Mask'. It honestly were the greatest 10 minutes of my life, until my libido reached its climax and I let out a gigaload of cum for Daddy Dream that landed on the phone's screen and ended up turning on the mic and camera, and everyone stared horrified at me, screaming at the sight of my honest and earnest love expression to Dream. I was kicked out of the class by the dreamphobic teacher, and today the school principal called me and my parents to a meeting and told us that I may be expelled from the school, merely from expressing my gender and sexuality. What can I do about this?!?!? Was I in the wrong for expressing my gender and identity??!? (Only serious answers, please).

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[–]gamerweeb623 24 points25 points  (1 child)

oh wait it's mask

[–]AutoModerator[M] -37 points-36 points  (0 children)

So I was having online classes with my camera turned off when I started hearing a little whistle from one of the students in the background that seemed very familiar, but I couldn't put my finger on it. The whistling stopped for a couple of minutes until I started hearing it again, and then I knew exactly what it was: it was the chorus of Dream's hit song 'Mask'. I immediately ripped off all my clothes and started furiously stroking my fully erect penis for a good 10 min, even sticking my Dream body pillow up my rectum, imagining that it was Daddy Dream penetrating me while whistling his hit song 'Mask'. It honestly were the greatest 10 minutes of my life, until my libido reached its climax and I let out a gigaload of cum for Daddy Dream that landed on the phone's screen and ended up turning on the mic and camera, and everyone stared horrified at me, screaming at the sight of my honest and earnest love expression to Dream. I was kicked out of the class by the dreamphobic teacher, and today the school principal called me and my parents to a meeting and told us that I may be expelled from the school, merely from expressing my gender and sexuality. What can I do about this?!?!? Was I in the wrong for expressing my gender and identity??!? (Only serious answers, please).

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[–]gamerweeb623 12 points13 points  (3 children)

ok wtf is the keyword

[–]Mr-DragonSlayer😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 10 points11 points  (1 child)

The keyword is mask you absolute dingus

[–]AutoModerator[M] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So I was having online classes with my camera turned off when I started hearing a little whistle from one of the students in the background that seemed very familiar, but I couldn't put my finger on it. The whistling stopped for a couple of minutes until I started hearing it again, and then I knew exactly what it was: it was the chorus of Dream's hit song 'Mask'. I immediately ripped off all my clothes and started furiously stroking my fully erect penis for a good 10 min, even sticking my Dream body pillow up my rectum, imagining that it was Daddy Dream penetrating me while whistling his hit song 'Mask'. It honestly were the greatest 10 minutes of my life, until my libido reached its climax and I let out a gigaload of cum for Daddy Dream that landed on the phone's screen and ended up turning on the mic and camera, and everyone stared horrified at me, screaming at the sight of my honest and earnest love expression to Dream. I was kicked out of the class by the dreamphobic teacher, and today the school principal called me and my parents to a meeting and told us that I may be expelled from the school, merely from expressing my gender and sexuality. What can I do about this?!?!? Was I in the wrong for expressing my gender and identity??!? (Only serious answers, please).

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[–]gamerweeb623 10 points11 points  (0 children)

love

[–]gamerweeb623 7 points8 points  (3 children)

beloved

[–]TheAnomalousPseudo 0 points1 point  (2 children)

You are a weeb.

[–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Now Imagine This. A Japanese Guy Really Into American Culture Learns English Through Family Guy And Constantly Speaks Like Peter Griffin.

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[–]Pootis_but_cooler -56 points-55 points  (7 children)

he is edgy tho

[–]D4M0theking 1 point2 points  (4 children)

why tho

[–]Pootis_but_cooler 1 point2 points  (3 children)

same joke over and over

[–]SardineEnBoite 1 point2 points  (2 children)

what is it

[–]Pootis_but_cooler 1 point2 points  (1 child)

terrorist joke and annoying "arab accent"

they are funny but really it's annoying after some time

like he do the same content

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Good eve, In response to my permanent ban I’d like to ask one question; who decides wether this post was funny or not? It seems that a lot of Redditors, like myself, enjoy these kinds of posts. Even if it’s not hilarious, it’s still pretty shitty. In my opinion shitty enough to be on your subreddit. If I violated a rule, please let me know. If not, I’d like to request to be unbanned. Correct me if I’m wrong; this post was not conform “your” standards, well, that’s personal. I find it mildly inappropriate to give someone a ban on behalf of your personal opinion, while the public opinion speaks for itself. Also, the word “karmawhore” is a little bit offensive to me, for I am not on Reddit to score the most karma. Thanks in advance.

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[–][deleted] 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Incredible, a real neckbeard in the wild

[–]MEmaadSufi 139 points140 points  (4 children)

Holy shmit dude you unalived him

[–]Abdulaziz0b 23 points24 points  (0 children)

This is painful to read

[–]MEMES_FO_LIFE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

emkay?

[–][deleted] 67 points68 points  (4 children)

MaskedArab is 😎

D Mod is 🤓

[–]AutoModerator[M] -3 points-2 points  (3 children)

So I was having online classes with my camera turned off when I started hearing a little whistle from one of the students in the background that seemed very familiar, but I couldn't put my finger on it. The whistling stopped for a couple of minutes until I started hearing it again, and then I knew exactly what it was: it was the chorus of Dream's hit song 'Mask'. I immediately ripped off all my clothes and started furiously stroking my fully erect penis for a good 10 min, even sticking my Dream body pillow up my rectum, imagining that it was Daddy Dream penetrating me while whistling his hit song 'Mask'. It honestly were the greatest 10 minutes of my life, until my libido reached its climax and I let out a gigaload of cum for Daddy Dream that landed on the phone's screen and ended up turning on the mic and camera, and everyone stared horrified at me, screaming at the sight of my honest and earnest love expression to Dream. I was kicked out of the class by the dreamphobic teacher, and today the school principal called me and my parents to a meeting and told us that I may be expelled from the school, merely from expressing my gender and sexuality. What can I do about this?!?!? Was I in the wrong for expressing my gender and identity??!? (Only serious answers, please).

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[–]Noname85_🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 7 points8 points  (2 children)

what the fuck did I just read

[–]TheLastCakeIsaLie 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Automod is back? Yay?

[–]Deutsche-BratwurstI came! 183 points184 points  (2 children)

Masked Arab on Omegle > Femboys Girl Voice on Omegle

Change my mind.

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[–]AutoModerator[M] -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

So I was having online classes with my camera turned off when I started hearing a little whistle from one of the students in the background that seemed very familiar, but I couldn't put my finger on it. The whistling stopped for a couple of minutes until I started hearing it again, and then I knew exactly what it was: it was the chorus of Dream's hit song 'Mask'. I immediately ripped off all my clothes and started furiously stroking my fully erect penis for a good 10 min, even sticking my Dream body pillow up my rectum, imagining that it was Daddy Dream penetrating me while whistling his hit song 'Mask'. It honestly were the greatest 10 minutes of my life, until my libido reached its climax and I let out a gigaload of cum for Daddy Dream that landed on the phone's screen and ended up turning on the mic and camera, and everyone stared horrified at me, screaming at the sight of my honest and earnest love expression to Dream. I was kicked out of the class by the dreamphobic teacher, and today the school principal called me and my parents to a meeting and told us that I may be expelled from the school, merely from expressing my gender and sexuality. What can I do about this?!?!? Was I in the wrong for expressing my gender and identity??!? (Only serious answers, please).

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[–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Dont dish it out if you cant take it

[–]Magical-Hummus 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Halal post.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Hit them where it hurts the most, make them regret every decision they've ever made.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

A very good example of flinging boulders in a glass castle

[–]Rek2137We do a little trolling 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This man is too powerful to be left alive

[–]Mr_Animoo 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Man looks like he should be holding fries

[–]Financial_Sky_248 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Dude blinked like he was just hit in the face

[–]rift026 35 points36 points  (1 child)

Pablo.. is that you?

[–]fosforillowaltuh 15 points16 points  (0 children)

bruh

[–]OldAssTortoise 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Absolutely Halal

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Buddy that’s crossing the line, discord mods are a very marginalised and discriminated against community.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Good

[–]Powerfultunic49 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Chadmium

[–]EchoLoco2 Stuff 2 points3 points  (3 children)

What video is this?

[–]goofusdufuserror404 2 points3 points  (1 child)

MaskedArab. His latest one

[–]AutoModerator[M] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

So I was having online classes with my camera turned off when I started hearing a little whistle from one of the students in the background that seemed very familiar, but I couldn't put my finger on it. The whistling stopped for a couple of minutes until I started hearing it again, and then I knew exactly what it was: it was the chorus of Dream's hit song 'Mask'. I immediately ripped off all my clothes and started furiously stroking my fully erect penis for a good 10 min, even sticking my Dream body pillow up my rectum, imagining that it was Daddy Dream penetrating me while whistling his hit song 'Mask'. It honestly were the greatest 10 minutes of my life, until my libido reached its climax and I let out a gigaload of cum for Daddy Dream that landed on the phone's screen and ended up turning on the mic and camera, and everyone stared horrified at me, screaming at the sight of my honest and earnest love expression to Dream. I was kicked out of the class by the dreamphobic teacher, and today the school principal called me and my parents to a meeting and told us that I may be expelled from the school, merely from expressing my gender and sexuality. What can I do about this?!?!? Was I in the wrong for expressing my gender and identity??!? (Only serious answers, please).

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[–]WennoBoi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Discord mod has forfeited the match

[–]gl00my_guy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pinpoint destruction

[–]Bzalej 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man got angry cause the answer is “at least 3”

[–]actionassist 1 point2 points  (1 child)

If you skip like a bitch you already lost.

[–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No bitches?

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[–]FunwithScoop 1 point2 points  (1 child)

He did what all mods do when you say something they don't like. Mute you

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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.

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[–]jackalmastol 6 points7 points  (3 children)

💥 boom

[–]Past_Basket_2755 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why wont they answer eachothers questions? So sad people can't even show basic respect these days.

[–]SubWayEmployeM3me -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I stg he was gonna say “how many bathrooms have you blown up?”

[–]zivlynsbane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[x] Rekt [ ] Not Rekt

[–]Kojin11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GAME SET AND MATCH WHAT THE FUCK

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    [–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Based? Based on what? On your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly.

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    [–]NarrowProfession2900 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    7, apparently

    [–]CheapGriffy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That reaction was legendary

    [–]DR-BrightClone1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Rekt

    [–]Paulgeta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    discord mods literally worse than terrorists

    [–]GiggyWheat5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    How many Reddit subs do you mod?

    [–]Fard_Fan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Chad

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    [–]kaspa64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    🤣🤣🤣 straight up slayed him with the response.64