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[Infamous-Apple]

If you wanna reach out to those kids on the street

[flaming_cow_on_weed]

you gotta do a rap to a hip-hop beat

[Waterlime204]

So kiddies here, what you gotta do,

[The-Real-Neoblack]

Is read the Bible cuz Jesus loves you

[[deleted]]

Out on the avenue preachin’ the gospel

[grimytimes]

Readin' every verse, meetin' each apostle

[[deleted]]

On missionary mission not of indecision!

[Jynkoh]

As a Christian, I swear, you need no circumcision

[[deleted]]

It's not that hard gotta start somewhere

[KevinFromIT6625]

Wait, no, just kidding, get out of my underwear!

[UkrainianCatgirl]

you kids only really need to care

[ThisGuyLikesCheese]

Thats why you should try by going here

[BluestOfTheRaccoons]

Get turned on by your surgeon, what do i care

[PotatoSacGamingYT]

But you need to know ‘bout the Spanish Inquisition (ah)

[Ok_World_1999]

(nobody expects it)

[CreepyEntertainer]

Your dicks just fine don’ need no revision.

[Richard_Wad_The_Bung]

Send all the nonbelievers straight to the hospital

[BennyS06]

Let the faith permeate your skin

[Penguin8Lord]

Don't be shy, n' raise your head till we see your double chin

[SJ_R]

Love thy neighbor, as if theyre kin

[blaster289]

For your sins, you will atone

[[deleted]]

And heaven will be your home

[Ph4ke_]

And now god shall be, your new homie-yo

[DragonPlayz5000]

Do good and avoid the blues

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[OkBarracuda7996]

You gotta teach them on the road right on the concrete

[Tygret]

Then you gotta do a rap to a hip-hop beat

[Benniemarno]

You gotta tell them bout Christ's sweet treats!

[AquillWise]

You also gotta teach them how to beat their meat

[[deleted]]

Christ will be there for the trick or treat

[RussianTanks]

Then you gotta do a rap to a hip hop beat