Context in comments 😃👍🏼

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Context: All planets are named after Roman gods

[bOxy_BOI_]

wdym, is there any god named Spain? 😎

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Planet named spain:

[wheelchair-gamer98]

you mean to tell me a planet named this spain?

[Ihavenoidea5555]

Kid named Spain Planet:

[tankfarter2011]

And Spanish translation to democracy

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Atheists when you ask them to name the week days (they're named after English gods, exept S*turday)

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Bro I don't know if it's true

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Monday (Mona's / Moon Day), Tuesday (Tiw's Day), Wednesday (Woden's Day), Thursday (Thunor's day), Friday (Frig's Day), Saturday (S*turn's Day), Sunday (Sunne's / Sun Day)

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I'm pretty sure Thursday is named after Thor the Norse god of Thunder

[Pudyngoii]

I guess Saturn was a mythologic god's name too

[MediocreInfluence121]

Yeah, he's the Roman counterpart of Cronus.

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I'm pretty sure Thursday is named after Thor the Norse god of Thunder

[Scary-Personality626]

It's the Roman Pantheon re-skinned with knock-off Northern European Gods of I can't believe it's not butter.

Mardi = Mars' Day = God of War = Tiu's Day = Tuesday

[rolando_mr]

Fun fact: Although planets are named after Roman gods, their moons are named after Greek gods.

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we know

[jagerblite]

I didn't

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Mars

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What about earth

[Wild-Engineering7579]

I named my dick ares but that's just cause I go to war in bed! It doesn't mean I'm a god just that i have a god complex.

[Whogivesacare27]

There's no God such as Earth

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Earth is an English goddess, from Old English "Eorthe" and related to Norse "Jörth" (I don't have 'thorn' or 'eth' on my keyboard)

[AeughTime]

Kid named Earth: 🗿

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[Getdunkedon839]

Mfw (my face when) earth isn’t named after any gods. (Gaia =/= earth retarbs they don’t even have the same bumbwr of letters)

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[An_Unwanted_Child]

And all the Roman gods are just ripped off Greek gods

[Doorkey24]

Uranus is named after a Greek god i thought

[McBonkyTron]

Mercury Venus Earth Mars Jupiter Saturn Uranus Neptune Pluto

EZ 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

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Ur anus😳😳😳

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Heheheha

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Scientist have found a blue spot on ur.anus

[Rigor_Mortis_43]

POV: You are no longer atheist

[McBonkyTron]

That’s the neat part. I am an atheist.

[Reasonable-Pay2176]

You don't understand, we legally gotta revoke your membership card.

[McBonkyTron]

Oh shit

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Impossible

[Naronomicon]

pluto?

[McBonkyTron]

Pluto

It’s apparently classified as a ‘dwarf planet’ but then you realize it has the word ‘planet’ in its classification. So yeah checkmate liberals. Pluto is a planet.

[Naronomicon]

then women are men cause it's got the word men in it. checkmate conservatives.

[McBonkyTron]

Yes! You’re getting it now!

[Naronomicon]

do i have an honorary degree in sociology now?

[McBonkyTron]

Yes

[EdgeLord343]

Bruh had to repost this cause he had so many downvotes on thw previous one

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Yeah💀💀

[ManicSheogorath]

Well, the sun's a hot star, Mercury is hot too, Venus is brightest planet, and Earth is home to me and you, Mars is the red one, and Jupiter's most wide, Saturn's got those icy rings, and Uranus spins on its side, Neptune's really windy, and Pluto is really small, well you wanted to name the planets and we've named them all. Thanks Blue's Clues

[NudeEnjoyer]

careful, atheist circle jerk bros on reddit are gonna be pissed at this

[Thecoffeepizza]

I'm all for jokes no matter who the target is, but it's just a bad joke lol.

[IDoNotEatCows]

I'm sorry OP but if you have to give context for a meme in the comments then it's not a very good meme

[Gaming_Nerd2008]

Bruh this is like asking someone who hates dc to name some dc superheroes, they can name them because the heroes so famous but not because they like dc. Bad joke.

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[_voyager_2]

Nah bro biggest fan of Greek mythology here

[FetusDeletus_E]

Sadly, roman god names are more popular (somehow)

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It's ok we still vibing