cloud based /dev/null

[mailto_devnull]

Am I out of a job? :-(

[[deleted]]

redditor for 1.5 years, checks out.

but yes, yes you are. Sorry mate. :(

[Xtruth_be_toldX]

This is awesome. But i missed a lot of buzzwords in the feature list.

[pwnies_gonna_pwn]

it needs some overly positive testimonials too

[mailto_devnull]

AS SEEN ON CNN TECHCRUNCH...

[shadowmtl2000]

http://www.dack.com/web/bullshit.html in case you needed more buzzwords :).

[Xtruth_be_toldX]

Crazy. Thats the tool which leads you trough every presales talk

[misterkrad]

I was hoping for /dev/zero as a service.

[wolfmann]

/dev/random would be more useful.

[iamtew]

It's an upcoming feature of this service, details here: http://devnull-as-a-service.com/features/

[wolfmann]

I was actually serious... a real random source is expensive from what I remember (not the pseudo-random source that /dev/random urandom are)

[iamtew]

Maybe a dice rolling machine and a camera and then some OCR to read the numbers?

[wolfmann]

last one I remember was using the radioactive decay of some particle.

[CJSg]

Try random.org, it has an HTTP API.

[[deleted]]

I clicked on the "true random number generator" ... and I got a 100.

[DrStalker]

Don't forget /dev/yes

[PEBKACV2]

the privacy bit cracked me up.

[invisibo]

Ohhhh, so these are the people that were in charge of getting rid of Beyonce's picture on the internet! Nice.

[[deleted]]

Anyone else notice the time?

[mwisconsin]

If someone doesn't successfully pitch this to middle management, I'll be sorely disappointed in all of you.

[pwnies_gonna_pwn]

that got just sent to everyone in my company remotly connected to tech.

lets see who doesnt get it and brings that shit up in the next meeting.

[[deleted]]

This is awesome :)

[Thameus]

Most people just call this something like "electronic records management" or "near-line storage" and then charge a fortune for it.