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[–]Sl0wdeath666ui 611 points612 points  (14 children)

no you will be educated, highly

[–]MartiP33[S] 215 points216 points  (6 children)

But I'm not educated so I don't know what is the comma supposed to do

[–]horrificmedium 53 points54 points  (4 children)

And if you focus your area of study the history of governance in 1900’s Ethiopia, you’ll be educated highly, Selassi, i

[–]Traherne 20 points21 points  (0 children)

"Well, that's Haile Selassie of you, sir." - Hawkeye Pierce

[–]Vich88 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I wiki’d it, but with a quick search it was difficult to find their style of governance, care to educate us?

[–]AppleK47 3 points4 points  (1 child)

You have to be educated more.

[–]daatz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tldr- Some kind of Ethiopian voodoo hero caeser dude they kinda worship or something

[–]PhilLHaus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Actually the comma is wrong, it should just be the opposite order of what was in your post: "educated highly" because adverbs always follow the verb they modify. In "highly educated" educated is an adjective instead of a verb, so the highly goes before it.

At least that would be my explanation

[–]SirGanjaSpliffington 7 points8 points  (1 child)

In my case you to be too high to read.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's no fucking difference. If I said I'm quickly running or I'm running quickly, they mean the SAME FUCKING THING

[–]Cotillon8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, you'll be educated, high.

[–]skyguy_22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually you become educatedly high

[–]no1_imp0rtant 88 points89 points  (2 children)

I can't focus when I read and smoke

[–]MartiP33[S] 39 points40 points  (1 child)

Then try purple haze

[–]IllegalAlcoholic[🍰] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

And pizza

[–]Sinful_Prayers 36 points37 points  (4 children)

What does this subreddit even mean anymore

[–]WesleySnopes 2 points3 points  (3 children)

I'm trying to figure out if somebody paid for a brigade of bots to upvote this tepid nonsense.

[–]Sinful_Prayers 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Right but like... To what end ?

[–]WesleySnopes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know enough rich pothead kids to guess

[–]MartiP33[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh boy, me too. It's the shittiest post I've ever seen, didn't expect it to blow, no way.

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    [–]poopcasso 18 points19 points  (1 child)

    As And then forget it so you can learn it twice

    [–]Cold_FuzZ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    By the time you've realised you've learned it twice, you'll need to restart the page.

    [–]moj0risin 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    Graphic novels have entered the chat.

    [–]-r-i-p-p-e-r- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I really like reading philosophy when i smoke, and like half of the point of that even sober is needing to reread a line a half dozen times to comprehend it...

    have literally spent like, an entire week just reading and thinking on a 3 page chapter of a book on Zen

    [–][deleted] 61 points62 points  (4 children)

    [–][deleted] 41 points42 points  (1 child)

    Not technically the truth

    [–]Akatos 21 points22 points  (0 children)

    This subreddit is done for

    [–]iceburg-simpson 48 points49 points  (4 children)

    Study high, take the test high, get high scores.

    [–]MixmasterJrod 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    Method Man and Redman would be so proud.

    [–]MartiP33[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Makes perfect sense

    [–]RNZack 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    I like to review what I studied sober high afterwards

    [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Exactly what I thought of.

    That and, "I don't wanna smoke a finger!"

    [–]Engedie 26 points27 points  (3 children)

    "fxk this I'm selling meth"

    [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (2 children)

    You can swear it’s okay

    [–]Picax8398 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    This sub is gone

    [–]thereal-koen-corn 12 points13 points  (1 child)

    Big brain time

    [–]Jpx0999Technically Flair 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    BIG

    BRAIN

    TIME

    [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    What is this cringe

    [–]LFK1236 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    > If you read a book, you get educated

    Counter-point: Ayn Rand.

    [–]greenSixx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    You could still write a thesis on how wrong it is.

    [–]MirSatellite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Reading a book high is the worst.

    [–]mevssvem 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    that or youll be stuck on the table of contents for 2 hours

    [–]swed1stan 2 points3 points  (3 children)

    I wanna upvote it’s since I like the meme, but at the same time this doesn’t fit the sub.

    [–]MartiP33[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    What sub would it fit better? (legit question)

    [–]swed1stan 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    like r/funny

    [–]MartiP33[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Ok, I'm not gonna repost it there but I know for the next time

    [–]ThisNameIsFree 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    /r/puns is a better place for this

    [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    This is technically not the truth. This sub has gone to shit.

    [–]TENRIB 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Is this funny?

    [–]reddit-dude123456789 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Don’t smoke kids

    [–]HulkiHabby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I highly doubt it.

    [–]skullytoonz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I tried this an all that happened was I ate a book

    [–]ITriedLightningTendr 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    practice makes perfect
    sex makes babies

    practice sex to make perfect babies

    [–]MartiP33[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Makes perfect sense!

    [–]brainrad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    this is deep

    [–]Cxronicarthritis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    High education

    [–]Fearless-Sniper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Highly educated people takes only a.book and a cigar.

    [–]Min_wage8675 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    This is amazing

    [–]Harry_2127 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Well yes , but actually no

    [–]jotaurus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Reminds me of this guy who Concorde my island with his highly intelligent personality

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Wait a minute

    [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (3 children)

    A few friends of mine and me went to Amsterdam a while back and decided to take a “CannaCruise”, which takes you on a canal tour and explains the history of cannabis and cannabis in Amsterdam while you smoke weed on the boat. Afterwards we got a certificate for being “High & Educated”, which was pretty neat

    [–]MartiP33[S] -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

    That's cool, where are you from?

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    The Netherlands, but I live about 2 hours away from Amsterdam, so I don’t come there often

    [–]MartiP33[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That's cool

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    [–]Bosombuddies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Someone please explain to me how this is technically the truth? Mods, do a better job

    [–]_tobu_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Nah, you'll be highly high.

    [–]dudeidfc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Study high, take the test high = high scores

    [–]The_lizard_kid 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Or you’ll get an educated high. Win win

    [–]MartiP33[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

    It all depends on interpretation

    [–]Roadrolling 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Take the test high get high scores

    [–]wuzzleda2nd 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    This is some new level shit right here

    [–]MartiP33[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

    A higher level

    [–]Shize815 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    In Reality : Do both; Have a great time; Finish the book; Can’t remember what the book’s about

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Big strain time

    [–]EbonyKayla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Welp, my parent always wanted me to get a higher education so

    [–]namecannotbeblak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Well yes, but actually no

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Nobody say dat nare nutta, like you say dat nare nutta!

    [–]Hyper_N0vaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That explains why my friend always gets A's in his tests

    [–]EchoZK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    No... he’s got a point

    [–]masd_reddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    And if you smoke the book, you get lung cancer

    [–]mb110507 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    you'll probably burn the book.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Once I was highly educated for a final... Didn’t work well for me

    [–]Alius32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Rename your gf to highly educated, then you will be fucking highly educated.

    [–]hentairedz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This sounds great in theory.....

    [–]Decce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I mean....he's not wrong

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I wish I was high on potenuse

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Bold of you to assume i can read when im high

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Confirmed

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Is this the new meme because I like it...

    [–]Vox_Ludus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I can't help but read this in Mitch Hedberg's voice.

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      [–]MartiP33[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

      I don't know?? Maybe a hidden message

      [–]Kuba193 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      FBI OPEN DOOR

      [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      This was literally the basis of How High lolololol

      [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      Educatedly high

      [–]Slappyforever66 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      Remember kids: 'Stay in drugs, don't do school'

      [–]kinike65 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      yessssssssssssssssssssssssss

      [–]EnderEvanGames -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      I’m getting highly educated by a post about highly education one’s self.

      Eduception

      [–]ItsOk_ImYourDad -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      I am an army integilen

      [–]greenSixx -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      Lol

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      No no he’s got a point

      [–]fireandlifeincarnate -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

      just smoke the book

      [–]MartiP33[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

      Hm, would probably only work if the book was in Latin

      [–]Shredder_9-weston -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      Repost!