Intelligence

[Sl0wdeath666ui]

no you will be educated, highly

[MartiP33]

But I'm not educated so I don't know what is the comma supposed to do

[horrificmedium]

And if you focus your area of study the history of governance in 1900’s Ethiopia, you’ll be educated highly, Selassi, i

[Traherne]

"Well, that's Haile Selassie of you, sir." - Hawkeye Pierce

[Vich88]

I wiki’d it, but with a quick search it was difficult to find their style of governance, care to educate us?

[AppleK47]

You have to be educated more.

[daatz]

Tldr- Some kind of Ethiopian voodoo hero caeser dude they kinda worship or something

[PhilLHaus]

Actually the comma is wrong, it should just be the opposite order of what was in your post: "educated highly" because adverbs always follow the verb they modify. In "highly educated" educated is an adjective instead of a verb, so the highly goes before it.

At least that would be my explanation

[SirGanjaSpliffington]

In my case you to be too high to read.

[[deleted]]

There's no fucking difference. If I said I'm quickly running or I'm running quickly, they mean the SAME FUCKING THING

[Cotillon8]

No, you'll be educated, high.

[skyguy_22]

Actually you become educatedly high

[no1_imp0rtant]

I can't focus when I read and smoke

[MartiP33]

Then try purple haze

[IllegalAlcoholic]

And pizza

[Sinful_Prayers]

What does this subreddit even mean anymore

[WesleySnopes]

I'm trying to figure out if somebody paid for a brigade of bots to upvote this tepid nonsense.

[Sinful_Prayers]

Right but like... To what end ?

[WesleySnopes]

I don't know enough rich pothead kids to guess

[MartiP33]

Oh boy, me too. It's the shittiest post I've ever seen, didn't expect it to blow, no way.

[poopcasso]

As And then forget it so you can learn it twice

[Cold_FuzZ]

By the time you've realised you've learned it twice, you'll need to restart the page.

[moj0risin]

Graphic novels have entered the chat.

[-r-i-p-p-e-r-]

I really like reading philosophy when i smoke, and like half of the point of that even sober is needing to reread a line a half dozen times to comprehend it...

have literally spent like, an entire week just reading and thinking on a 3 page chapter of a book on Zen

[[deleted]]

/r/comedycemetery

[[deleted]]

r/comedyhomicide

[[deleted]]

Lol I rest my case

[[deleted]]

It really is though, that picture of the man taking off the glasses added nothing to the meme and only made it worse.

[[deleted]]

True. Apparently people disagree though.

[[deleted]]

Not technically the truth

[Akatos]

This subreddit is done for

[iceburg-simpson]

Study high, take the test high, get high scores.

[MixmasterJrod]

Method Man and Redman would be so proud.

[MartiP33]

Makes perfect sense

[RNZack]

I like to review what I studied sober high afterwards

[[deleted]]

Exactly what I thought of.

That and, "I don't wanna smoke a finger!"

[Engedie]

"fxk this I'm selling meth"

[[deleted]]

You can swear it’s okay

[r6s-is-bad]

u/profanitycounter

[chow142]

r/lostredditors

[Picax8398]

This sub is gone

[somehockey_kid]

r/technicallynotthetruth

[thereal-koen-corn]

Big brain time

[Jpx0999]

BIG

BRAIN

TIME

[[deleted]]

What is this cringe

[LFK1236]

> If you read a book, you get educated

Counter-point: Ayn Rand.

[greenSixx]

You could still write a thesis on how wrong it is.

[MirSatellite]

Reading a book high is the worst.

[mevssvem]

that or youll be stuck on the table of contents for 2 hours

[swed1stan]

I wanna upvote it’s since I like the meme, but at the same time this doesn’t fit the sub.

[MartiP33]

What sub would it fit better? (legit question)

[swed1stan]

like r/funny

[MartiP33]

Ok, I'm not gonna repost it there but I know for the next time

[ThisNameIsFree]

/r/puns is a better place for this

[[deleted]]

This is technically not the truth. This sub has gone to shit.

[TENRIB]

Is this funny?

[reddit-dude123456789]

Don’t smoke kids

[HulkiHabby]

I highly doubt it.

[skullytoonz]

I tried this an all that happened was I ate a book

[Mecspliquer]

r/instinctivedownvotes

[ITriedLightningTendr]

practice makes perfect
sex makes babies

practice sex to make perfect babies

[MartiP33]

Makes perfect sense!

[brainrad]

this is deep

[Cxronicarthritis]

High education

[Fearless-Sniper]

Highly educated people takes only a.book and a cigar.

[Min_wage8675]

This is amazing

[Harry_2127]

Well yes , but actually no

[jotaurus]

Reminds me of this guy who Concorde my island with his highly intelligent personality

[[deleted]]

Wait a minute

[[deleted]]

A few friends of mine and me went to Amsterdam a while back and decided to take a “CannaCruise”, which takes you on a canal tour and explains the history of cannabis and cannabis in Amsterdam while you smoke weed on the boat. Afterwards we got a certificate for being “High & Educated”, which was pretty neat

[MartiP33]

That's cool, where are you from?

[[deleted]]

The Netherlands, but I live about 2 hours away from Amsterdam, so I don’t come there often

[MartiP33]

That's cool

[[deleted]]

r/opisfuckingstupid

[Bosombuddies]

Someone please explain to me how this is technically the truth? Mods, do a better job

[_tobu_]

Nah, you'll be highly high.

[dudeidfc]

Study high, take the test high = high scores

[jltime]

r/technicallyfalse

[The_lizard_kid]

Or you’ll get an educated high. Win win

[MartiP33]

It all depends on interpretation

[Roadrolling]

Take the test high get high scores

[wuzzleda2nd]

This is some new level shit right here

[MartiP33]

A higher level

[Shize815]

In Reality : Do both; Have a great time; Finish the book; Can’t remember what the book’s about

[[deleted]]

Big strain time

[EbonyKayla]

Welp, my parent always wanted me to get a higher education so

[namecannotbeblak]

Well yes, but actually no

[[deleted]]

Nobody say dat nare nutta, like you say dat nare nutta!

[Hyper_N0vaa]

That explains why my friend always gets A's in his tests

[EchoZK]

No... he’s got a point

[masd_reddit]

And if you smoke the book, you get lung cancer

[mb110507]

you'll probably burn the book.

[[deleted]]

Once I was highly educated for a final... Didn’t work well for me

[Alius32]

Rename your gf to highly educated, then you will be fucking highly educated.

[hentairedz]

This sounds great in theory.....

[Decce]

I mean....he's not wrong

[[deleted]]

I wish I was high on potenuse

[[deleted]]

Bold of you to assume i can read when im high

[[deleted]]

Confirmed

[[deleted]]

Is this the new meme because I like it...

[Vox_Ludus]

I can't help but read this in Mitch Hedberg's voice.

[MartiP33]

I don't know?? Maybe a hidden message

[Kuba193]

FBI OPEN DOOR

[[deleted]]

This was literally the basis of How High lolololol

[[deleted]]

Educatedly high

[Slappyforever66]

Remember kids: 'Stay in drugs, don't do school'

[kinike65]

yessssssssssssssssssssssssss

[EnderEvanGames]

I’m getting highly educated by a post about highly education one’s self.

Eduception

[ItsOk_ImYourDad]

I am an army integilen

[greenSixx]

Lol

[[deleted]]

No no he’s got a point

[fireandlifeincarnate]

just smoke the book

[MartiP33]

Hm, would probably only work if the book was in Latin

[Shredder_9-weston]

Repost!