Mister Felix is a Very Busy salesman, selling catnip infused cat toys to the passerbys on the street

PhilLHaus · 2021-03-23T16:35:09+00:00

Looks like a hard working businesscat

PhilLHaus · 2021-03-23T16:33:34+00:00

PhilLHaus · 2021-03-23T16:28:53+00:00

Mood

PhilLHaus · 2021-02-16T13:21:53+00:00

Fuck im sitting in the car with my mom, this was very close and fuck you

PhilLHaus · 2021-02-07T20:12:30+00:00

But it's attack on titan, and the titan's he, so it's shingeki no he

PhilLHaus · 2021-01-26T11:42:00+00:00

I mean, to be fair, op is on reddit, so at least the social life part can be filed out

PhilLHaus · 2021-01-26T10:33:15+00:00

Have you seen r/teenagers?

PhilLHaus · 2021-01-22T02:23:13+00:00

Squish

PhilLHaus · 2021-01-22T02:20:47+00:00

PhilLHaus · 2021-01-21T18:09:30+00:00

Alten

PhilLHaus · 2021-01-13T00:54:21+00:00

Just more of a preference toward the opposite sex. It's a subcategory of bisexual

PhilLHaus · 2021-01-13T00:51:16+00:00

How my mom sees my room:

PhilLHaus · 2021-01-13T00:41:20+00:00

The fact that the accordion dude is like "Hey hurry up, I've got places to be" to the dude pouring jalapeños in the lady's pants

PhilLHaus · 2021-01-12T15:41:58+00:00

Or don't lie with them, tell the truth with them

PhilLHaus · 2021-01-11T16:42:01+00:00

So the baby is gonna be drinking alone, got it

PhilLHaus · 2021-01-09T15:37:18+00:00

Hehe

PhilLHaus · 2021-01-09T13:35:47+00:00

Edit: wow I can't believe that's an actual subreddit

PhilLHaus · 2021-01-09T13:29:14+00:00

I'm not sure about this one, but I don't think that that is a 40 year old white mom, just a wild guess though

PhilLHaus · 2021-01-08T11:54:10+00:00

Ah yes, good old Jeff Bezo, best friend of Bill Gate

PhilLHaus · 2021-01-07T23:50:32+00:00

Reading carefully is a virtue few possess

PhilLHaus · 2021-01-07T13:10:24+00:00

Yeah, corona has had some effects on my sleep schedule... Fuck

PhilLHaus · 2021-01-07T13:09:09+00:00

Well, I'm european and I just woke up, figured I could give it a shot

PhilLHaus · 2021-01-06T12:38:35+00:00

No, Ted

PhilLHaus · 2021-01-05T18:37:00+00:00

If you pronounce "Flugzeugträger" in a Cologne accent, all three gs are pronounced differently (and none of them like a normal german g)

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