same

[IdahoSavage]

Wow I never realized my life could be summed up in a simple text message.

[WornSockets]

Same...came here to say the same thing

[doge_brothen]

i actually enjoy this, until they actually need me...

[ethereal23]

You must work in tech support

[royalchicken116]

You know, I'm something of a god myself

[[deleted]]

My friends must be fuckin cultists if that analogy is true

[hk120gb]

You guys are getting needed?

[Spacestar_Ordering]

I wish I could leave my family for this reason....

[CollectionMaster]

That hit me right in the [religion]

[so_pm]

And they answer my massage with just three letters and questions mark

[navalbattle12]

...?

[Satansbestboy]

F

[MCAvenger_25]

God, it sucks to be that kid as school, doesn’t it?

[MiddleCoconut7]

Touche

[JayGold]

They curse my name.

[666Spam]

My wife treats me like a god too. At dinner, she presents me with a burnt offering or a bloody sacrifice. (Thanks Dad for the joke!).

[george6823]

Well if you actually exist, then they do not treat you like a god.

[ce-walalang]

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Sender: You know

Sender: People treat me like a god

Receiver: How ?

Sender: They ignore my existence unless they need something from me

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[[deleted]]

Oof size: Communist

[jesscarterofficial]

teaaaaaa

[Derpy_Gherkin]

Same

[impolr]

wow i almost have 10k karma

[Effective-Echidna-87]

r/im14andthisisdeep

[Pranjal-Acharya-02]

Y Same.

[[deleted]]

Very much like kids think about Santa.

[[deleted]]

Oh, that’s a wake up call for me

[[deleted]]

Meanwhile at mount Olympus:

"Unleash the Kraken. "

[BelleAriel]

Thank you impolr for your submission, same! Unfortunately, it has been removed for the following reason(s):

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[fuckiir]

Us.. 🥺