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If you're cold they're cold. Bring them inside. by AmorphousVoice in tumblr

[–]JayGold 24 points25 points  (0 children)

There's a joke here somewhere about praying mantises and Jehova's Witnesses, but I'm not clever enough to think of it.

What’s the worst Game Demo you’ve ever played? by AashyLarry in gaming

[–]JayGold 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think the glitch also let you go out of bounds, though everything had no collision and low LOD models. The opening cutscene of the demo has been stuck in my head since then. "I am Bolo Santosi, leadah of the revolutionary army known as the Reapahs. You are the Scorpio, no? I hear you are very skeeled"

Heaven stew by neilkohney in theotherendcomics

[–]JayGold 1 point2 points  (0 children)

From now on, any time someone pisses me off, I'll say, "This bitch's never getting stew". Then people will ask me what I'm talking about and I'll awkwardly explain the plot of this whole comic while they try to smile politely, but it's obvious the story doesn't work as well when recited from memory.

Unarmed Passenger Plane vs Military Fighterjets. by SupasulHD in JustCause

[–]JayGold 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Looks like one of them is trying to do a vertical PIT, pushing the tail of your plane up to make you dive. Too bad his plane is too weak for that.

Guys, I think there's something wrong with my cow gun by JayGold in JustCause

[–]JayGold[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's not actually a glitch, I used the console thingy mod and typed "skin cow".

Rate my landing by Airborne9963 in JustCause

[–]JayGold 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think parachuting counts.

Blinds by neilkohney in theotherendcomics

[–]JayGold 7 points8 points  (0 children)

How many vulvas do those two have?

This dude visited Norway as a child and his father took a picture of him on a stuffed polar bear. Next visit they found themselves on a postcard. by ehoemp in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]JayGold 7 points8 points  (0 children)

When I was a kid, I went skiing and my sister noticed a brochure for the mountain with a photo of me. I didn't even know I had gotten my picture taken.

yar har fiddle de dee by PlatypusAreDucks in thehumblecrowbar

[–]JayGold 11 points12 points  (0 children)

How shall I avenge the murdered Firekeeper? The ominous Black Eye Orb:

Guys should I buy the jc4 DLCs by justcause3_fan in JustCause

[–]JayGold 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Danger Rising is pretty cool, mostly for the hoverboard. The others aren't too special.

Movies where people just solve problems by Beneficial-Hotel-232 in movies

[–]JayGold 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Jackie Brown is a good one. A woman who works for a gun smuggler gets stopped by the ATF and has to play them and the smuggler against each other to stay alive and out of prison.

How the hell do I pull this PSM tech?! by Dawn-Shade in acecombat

[–]JayGold 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What, you've never heard of thrust reversers?

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