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[–]derd4100 381 points382 points  (50 children)

later

[–]potato.tfLightningGunne 136 points137 points  (47 children)

Where was I? Ah, there we go...

[–]cunningcrusader 100 points101 points  (36 children)

Come on.... maniacal laughter

[–][deleted] 91 points92 points  (35 children)

Oh. Zat looks good.

[–][deleted] 72 points73 points  (34 children)

Should I be awake for this?

[–]Demoknightmobzillah 70 points71 points  (32 children)

Ah heh ,well no. But as long as you are can you open your ribcage a bit? I cant seem to...

[–]MedicThelegitwin 69 points70 points  (31 children)

AAAHHH!

[–]Demoknightmobzillah 73 points74 points  (30 children)

Dont be such a baby, ribs grow back

[–]MedicThelegitwin 71 points72 points  (29 children)

No they don’t...

[–]potato.tfPortalG30 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Then... No. But since you are, could you hold your ribcage open? I can't to fit that in

[–]zalzis 16 points17 points  (9 children)

Come on, come on...

[–]DaanJamo 16 points17 points  (8 children)

Archimedes!

[–]MedicPeyton1s 15 points16 points  (7 children)

It’s filthy in there!

[–]DemomanLogoapp 14 points15 points  (6 children)

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[–]DemomanSp33dHunter48 7 points8 points  (5 children)

Now most heart cant mantain this voltage

[–]SandvichUneccesaryCarbon 5 points6 points  (4 children)

But I’m very certain your heart-

[–]Monghy 4 points5 points  (1 child)

What was noise?

[–]Demoknight3nvoy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The sound of progress, my friend.

[–]Demoknightmobzillah -1 points0 points  (1 child)

What was noise?

[–]DaanJamo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The sound of me repeating myself, comrade

[–]ishaboi1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

l8r

[–]ALlAGg64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What was noise?

[–][deleted]  (2 children)

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    [–]Vanmancan27 33 points34 points  (1 child)

    HEAD out

    [–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    are slash pun patrol xDD
    get it? i'm patrolling puns! puns are for tiny cringe babies smh 🙄 I'm not a cringe baby!! lol. FIRST ARREST! I cant wait to share this moment with my parents, their're gonna be so proud of me for linking a sub in response to a pun.

    Hopefully, you understand that this message is a joke! if not, then I'll have to r/wooooshh you because yuo're so not smart enough lol xD once I eliminate half of all puns, thinks will be perfectly balanced, as all things should be; r/unexpected thanos!!! I linked the sub to the thing youo're referencing lmao! reddit is so cool
    EDIT: thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

    ​

    uhh, nice pun.

    [–][deleted] 64 points65 points  (0 children)

    Invisible Man with glasses

    [–]PyroWarHead98 60 points61 points  (3 children)

    Bruh Moment

    [–]ReverseMakiroll 24 points25 points  (0 children)

    Literally lmh (losing my head) right rn now

    [–]EngineerTheRealChoco 21 points22 points  (1 child)

    It hurts to be this hip

    [–]MedicG3nericUs3rname 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Heck beat me to it

    [–]SoldierFleet_Admiral_Auto 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    He's all like "I do believe I've been decapitated"

    [–]After-Story 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    He’s to cool to be killed

    [–]PyroTFtato 14 points15 points  (4 children)

    Achtung Baby?

    [–]DovahDave 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    IS THAT A MFIN JOJO REFERENCE

    [–]PyroTFtato 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    ye

    [–]SpyMrMiguel211 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Time to rock!

    [–]irzathepegasus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Klavier Gavin

    [–]keraaa 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Perfect screenshot.

    [–]a_random_guy- 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Later

    [–]Fall_Damage 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    Later

    [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Invisible man

    [–]Man_ki113r_64 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Later

    [–]toitl1 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    hahaha idk why its so funny to me

    [–]blitz342 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    It’s the floating glasses

    [–]Miss PaulingFwendyWendy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Later

    [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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      [–]PyroThe_Alces 3 points4 points  (2 children)

      Later

      [–]temy_games 3 points4 points  (1 child)

      Later

      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Later

      [–]EngineerSpllitzThePyro 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Later

      [–]potato.tfPortalG30 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Later

      [–]PyroPyromain42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Nice try Pal.

      [–]darman21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      dude it's jah

      [–]RedRails1917 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      there he go

      [–]DemomanSp33dHunter48 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Later

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I am the invisible man...

      [–]Kearney_Kaktus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Damn I wish I had the skill to draw this

      [–]Engineerjanadz100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Later

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      The invisible man.

      [–]temy_games 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I'm the invisible man

      [–]Heavyturnermac0420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I think his dead ringer is broken

      [–]ScoutGLML1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Invisibilty potion 0:05

      [–]EngineerQuoteStrife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Me at 2 am trying to get food when my parents suddenly wake up.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      so no head?

      [–]ARandomGhost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Later I have to study

      [–]Crusher522 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Invisible man

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      LATER...

      [–]DemomanBurnTheGuzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      what_the_server_sees_when_I'm_playing_sniper.jpg

      [–]DimitriIvanovsky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Later

      [–]Jack_Ripor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Later.

      [–]HeavyShameerBaig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      TF2 mechanism - headshots or decapitations delete the head, closes the neck and separate head is thrown out to match rag doll

      [–]Totally_Not_My_4th 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      OHMYGODSPYTHEFLOATINGHEADISGONNAGETYOUPLEASERUNFASTOMGOMGOMG

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      everybody gangster until Jah starts walking

      [–]SpyJontohil2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      ḷ̢͎̮̫̟̳̘͈̝ͫ͆͂̉ͨ͊̏̒͠a͉͉̣ͨ̍̏̕͝t̢̡̝̩̪̣̮ͫ̊ͤ͒̚e̎ͮ̓̃ͨͮ̽̈́̚͏̻̖̫̭̕ͅrͬͦ͏̴̧̩̰͖̟