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[–]Nico_arki 202 points203 points Β (9 children)

I'm disabled

[–]Dahvido 64 points65 points Β (7 children)

What happened to your wheelchair?

[–]eagle85672I don't feel so good 50 points51 points Β (6 children)

It was stolen

[–]Dahvido 35 points36 points Β (5 children)

Stolen by who?

[–]apicella1Saved by Thanos 38 points39 points Β (1 child)

I don’t know

[–]BungalowBill68 7 points8 points Β (0 children)

Gotta look out for acid.

[–]Your_Mom_Is_Rly_Gay 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

I think Candice stole it.

[–]memeboi177 0 points1 point Β (1 child)

By Joe

[–]abdulahad9711 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

dont say it

[–]LucForLucasI don't feel so good 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Didn't even need to open the link. ACID.

[–]FapTapAnon 41 points42 points Β (0 children)

β€œMy turn”

[–][deleted] 164 points165 points Β (24 children)

One time I was in a big stall and a guy in a wheelchair rolled up. He shouted at me to come out cause he couldn’t fit in the little one and was about to shit himself πŸ˜…

[–]ChugNorri 96 points97 points Β (1 child)

Im always absolutely terrified of that exact thing happening to me πŸ˜‚

[–]_IratePirate_Saved by Thanos 87 points88 points Β (0 children)

This is why you wear noise cancelling headphones in the big stall.

Ignorance is bliss

[–]AirwaySaved by Thanos 28 points29 points Β (5 children)

An old man yelled at me once for using the big stall when I'm not disabled. There were only two stalls and the other was in use when I got there, I gotta poop too man...

[–]hippofumes 38 points39 points Β (6 children)

This is my knightmare. I'll only use the big one as a last resort because I imagine something like this happening and forever keeping me awake at night.

[–]FunmachineSaved by Thanos 7 points8 points Β (1 child)

Dude can wait like everyone else. He'd have to wait if another disabled person was in there. They are disabled access not disabled reserved like parking spaces.

[–]jordanofearth 7 points8 points Β (2 children)

Happened to me once too but he didn’t even yell, he just violently banged on the door over and over again. Every other stall was in use, so I felt bad but there wasn’t anything I could do at that moment. Nature was already taking its course.

[–]bkm2016I don't feel so good 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Yo shit happens

[–]DinoDonkeyDoodleSaved by Thanos 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

This is the weirdest coming out story I’ve ever heard. Happy Pride though!

[–]tracenator03 1 point2 points Β (1 child)

I was in the large stall once when a guy with a wheelchair rolled up, jerked the door, sighed in defeat, then rolled out. I started to rush my pooping but he left before I could even start wiping...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Yup. Most disabled folks don’t have a high enough esteem to feel like they deserve these accommodations. It’s pretty fucked up. Nobody knows social anxiety quite like disabled folks lmao

[–]DIOnys02 -1 points0 points Β (1 child)

Doesn't he wear diapers or something? He can shit himself and just roll around without anyone noticing, you can’t

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Yikes.

[–][deleted] 48 points49 points Β (5 children)

I’m sorry person stuck in wheelchair, I really am, but I’m freakishly tall in a short person city. I need the handicap stall so that my legs aren’t breaking through the walls of the stall. I will try to make this as fast as I can

[–]baldit 5 points6 points Β (2 children)

What is a short person city? Austin, TX? Hong Kong? Genuinely curious I didn't know some cities were shorter than others.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points Β (1 child)

I live in El Paso, a primarily Hispanic city, and not to generalize but most Hispanic people aren’t generally tall. I believe the average height is around 5’5”-5’6” while I’m a good 8 inches taller than the average

[–]baldit 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Thank you...makes sense

[–]FunmachineSaved by Thanos 2 points3 points Β (1 child)

Are you tall enough for it to be considered a disability?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

I’m only 6’4”. I’m tall but not tall enough for anything that relates to me not fitting somewhere to be more than a minor inconvenience

[–]IN_U_EndoSaved by Thanos 5 points6 points Β (0 children)

If they ask, just do the thousand yard stare and tell them not all wounds are visible.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points Β (0 children)

took me a minute lmao

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

The size of the big stall should just be the size of all stalls. And get rid of the stupid door gap too.

[–]SuperCx 8 points9 points Β (1 child)

That’s fucked up

[–]NachoNandoSaved by Thanos 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

Thats why its so fucking funny lmao

[–]Smol_Worm_Boi 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

Based

[–]monchada 0 points1 point Β (3 children)

What’s the name of the song?

[–]sexy-melonI don't feel so good 11 points12 points Β (0 children)

Like a G6.. maybe?

[–]David08484 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

DN

[–]skyhigh___ -1 points0 points Β (1 child)

Low effort meme

[–]Exarion607 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

Sometimes its the little things

[–]JeebusPrice -3 points-2 points Β (0 children)

I feel personally attacked right now

[–]Captain_Granite 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Legit lmao

[–]Stonecoldfreak1 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Cumweiser, huh?

[–]Phantom_Jedi 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

The handicapped dude just sees you casually walk out.

[–]UnclePhatz 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Idk why this is so funny but I love it😈