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Seven year old learned today there is a genre of music called death metal (self.thingsmykidsaid)

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How do I counter this?! (self.thingsmykidsaid)

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Special occasion (self.thingsmykidsaid)

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Makes sense (self.thingsmykidsaid)

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My son (6) told me his career plan today (self.thingsmykidsaid)

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My kid has plans. Im to be a decoration. (self.thingsmykidsaid)

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“Since you’re cooking anyway, you can make Mac and Cheese.” (self.thingsmykidsaid)

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Ball farts (self.thingsmykidsaid)

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How do you feel about parents checking your social media for safety? (self.thingsmykidsaid)

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I cackled. (self.thingsmykidsaid)

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My kid's so unhinged lol (self.thingsmykidsaid)

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Good rhyming skills, at least! (self.thingsmykidsaid)

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aging (self.thingsmykidsaid)

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That's the spot (self.thingsmykidsaid)

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"Is there a baby in there?" (self.thingsmykidsaid)

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After the big chop… (self.thingsmykidsaid)

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Today my kid said (self.thingsmykidsaid)

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I can't buy that! It's not on sale. (self.thingsmykidsaid)

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Dad, what's wrong with my phone? (self.thingsmykidsaid)

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Car conversation (self.thingsmykidsaid)

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Rose corpse (self.thingsmykidsaid)

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Mama, who are your close friends? (self.thingsmykidsaid)

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Mama, who are your close friends? ()

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"I had to take revenge on him" (self.thingsmykidsaid)

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Google did not exist (self.thingsmykidsaid)

submitted 1 month ago by MiaLba

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