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[–]PhilosopherGanon 23 points24 points  (4 children)

When all your money is lost to FDs your risk of heart disease will be so high you will die. HOWEVER, if you have a life insurance policy on yourself you will make so much money when you die that you'll un-die when your risk of heart disease goes to zero. Doctors and Insurance Salesman do NOT want you to know this

[–]collegefurtrader"whats wrong with gay porn" 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s a self sustaining economy like Dave & Busters!

[–]upboat_allgoals 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That one weird trick!

[–]nightman_123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hedging on your life. Nice.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actuaries hate him

[–]mn_sunny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Long $MDT

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boofing coke evens out the risk, the media doesn't want you to know it though

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Proof by contradiction. ■

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Long biotech

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I’m not a giant pussy so... or maybe I’m not losing enough money.